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I finished up the BankNet beta. Improved graphics, new graphics, graphical fonts, dialogue windows, and better looking spacing and alignment... Check it out! (If you haven't hit "reload" on BankNet for awhile, you may need to. The auto-reload stuff blanks out the form while you're typing, so to see the new BankNet beta, you may need to hit "reload.") Welcome to the finished beta! Editing will remain open for a brief period, and I'll get the write-up for the home page done soon...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/banknet.htm

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Obviously, BankNet needs the "Create-Add-Edit-Share" platform for additional forms. I'll take care of that. HomelessNet is going to need dialogue windows that can load all of MedNet, and/or all of BankNet, if the user selects those. Like a pop-up with MedNet or BankNet in it. This is the integration of the homeless population into bigger healthcare and financial markets than they are currently using. Dallas won't go to a doctor because he thinks his teeth will trigger the police. The banks already turned on lending for them... once... and now they can only use cards from Social Services, and gift cards. They make money on a type of homeless stage, and it's very cruel and gives them few options.

Congrats to the U.K. for taking a step back from Brexit. It's a lot to think about, I know, but I hope you figure it out...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls

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My phone just got flooded by Pinterest with homeless stuff. Like, "How To Hide Your Tent With Tree Branches & Leaves." So, I'm guessing The Reaper is getting his homeless study. Something like HomelessNet? Or one of the new-style presentations? This is a strange way to prepare for what's coming. There are new suburbs everywhere now. The jail is only a few years old, and really nice...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

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My mom let brunch slide after being texted with a photo attachment. It proved I opened a bank account. I opened a full checking account with credit/debit card. For the first time in a decade...

I decided on an array of financial options to protect me from theft. A full checking account with credit/debit card is the first step. I'm also doing a reloadable pre-paid card, some anonymous gift cards, personal checks made out to me, and cash.

The guy at the bank was so cool, I almost wanna just use the bank. It's so crazy how this went down! I Googled something about "banks in Los Angeles with the most ATM machines." I picked #6 because Williamsburg has one, and because it's a new brand I want to try. They wanted 2 forms of ID, and said my car registration would work. I went to get the registration, and the manager came running up to my car with my driver's license. She gave it back to me, and said it was so close to 5PM, she couldn't help me until tomorrow. I asked her where the next bank on the road was, and she pointed...

When I got to the next bank, I got a really good banker! OMG! He made my day! He just did everything for me. When we talked about my life, he advised me to stay in Williamsburg. I said, "I'm in pain, and I'm wiggling in this chair trying to calculate the X,Y, and Z axis positions that minimize my pain." He said, "Most people can't do that, let alone get it into words like yours. This is a good place for you, especially after the work you described at W&M. And I would like to handle the money part for you." Wow!

I'll try to talk my mom into her helping me longer...

And yeah, I can get that song on, Cam...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWB0AHhtjUE

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I've negotiated an omelet brunch at the house...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjKmCxyKmas

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

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Holy shit did Swifterrs and Cam call this one! I don't know WTF Jack J., but things are not going well. They, like, turn into monsters of their former selves. I liked the part where my mom looked up the value of my missing coin collection online. My dad sold it, we think because I took pennies out of his penny jar to pay for a beer when I woke up with a hangover, shaking, and he said, "lay there and shake." She's going to put some documents and the money on the weight bench so I don't have to enter the house.

I told her I didn't show up sooner because I'm in pain. After just two days in the hotel, my stomach exploded, got really sore, and veins popped out everywhere. It feels really good, and it's hard, but very sore. I thought it was best to care for Glaive. I've eaten a strict diet, done my exercises, and all of that. He's HUGE! I wanna figure out what's going on with him.

Anyway, my mom offered to keep me in the motel for months, but got mad I didn't show up for a steak dinner (I no longer eat red meat), and pulled the deal today. When I told her I was sore, she said her feelings were hurt. I said, "That's what's wrong. People want to put their eyes on me and find every flaw. That's what's wrong with my life!"

My mom answered, "yeah," and then burst into tears... So, I'll grab my shit and haul ass! Any further hotel stay is on me (at this point). She also asked me to e-mail her the poster. I'm putting this guy up for now...


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My dad and mom called from the hospital. My dad has passed some interesting messages to me lately. "Build this." "Don't come see me again." "Don't go home." So, I'm gonna grab all I can, skip the shave, and use the Denbigh used goods/trade/pawn shops...

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After repeatedly seeing the Taco Bell Cravings $1 Menu ads, I asked myself why a bean burrito costs more. Is it industrial meat, or are they passing the bill to vegans? To find out, I thought of a chef contest show using Taco Bell ingredients and a computer system. The goal is to make a $1 product.

Market prices set by an accounting firm would be used for all the ingredients. Each ingredient will be placed on a scale. The competing chef cannot pick up more than one ingredient at a time. If the selected amount is not fully used on the test product, the remaining amount must be placed in a waste bin that is also a scale. Then another ingredient can be selected.

In this way, the computer knows the price of each ingredient, which ingredient is being used, how much is being used, and that the chef is not adding steak and pricing it as lettuce. The test product is also on a scale, and it's programmed to output the dollar amount of the test product.

A bug I found is that the competing chef could reach in the trash bin and fool the computer. I would say "disqualified" if a chef did that...

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I decided I could write about my dad's Vietnam War stories. These are the ones he shared. It's like a dark comedy. All about how something stupid happens, and people die, get hurt, or just have to try and deal with shit that could have killed or injured everyone...

My dad was a helicopter pilot inthe Vietnam War...

The Formation

My sleepy dad rolled out of bed late in the afternoon after being told the pilots were going on a re-fueling run. Another pilot volunteered to go in my dad's place. My dad managed to make it out of his tent as the pilots were returning. I think there were 5 helicopters, and the pilots decided to fly "in formation" (or in a pattern in which the helicopters are very close together). One helicopter touched the helicopter next to it (I think it was a blade), and it set off a chain in which all the helicopters, full of fuel, exploded and crashed, and everyone died.

Clearing The Area

My dad was piloting a helicopter full of ground troops into the area where they do what they do (the "DZ," or Drop Zone). The highest ranking officer was not my dad.

When they dropped these kind of troops off by helicopter during the Vietnam War, they "cleared the area" first. On this day, that meant two missiles fired from a Navy ship. If you're piloting the kind of mission my dad was, you're taught to "wait for the second 'BOOM!' before dropping the ground troops off," otherwise everyone gets blown up and dies.

The highest ranking officer on board said he heard the second boom, and demanded my dad land the helicopter. With tempers flaring, my dad refused to land the helicopter. My dad said that it was the first boom.

As the insanity broke out, the second boom went off. No one said a word. He dropped them off...

- There's A Bong In Every Tent
- The Airport Landing
- The Guy In A Movie
- The Steroids
- The Flooded Tent

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That's a really good song pick, Jack J...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA

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But I have to shave to sell the car, Cam. My mom told me I wasted a week, but seems to have a vague idea that I'm healing. One wrong word or gesture, and she turns off the hotel. I want to soak and shave in their tub, and drink a beer with my mom, before I never see her again. She said she's dying now, too. And she's indeed in Louisiana. But yeah, I'll clean the room, workout, go home, sell my shit, and leave...

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In physical reality, they don't attack you because they're watching TV and eating. Otherwise, they want to know how much you can take before you cry. "DIE HAPPY KID!"

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PJ, I'm comfortable because I'm homeless, fool!

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I'll do a 3 ft. high white picket fence through the mountains where it's impossible to build a wall "in preparation for the future," but no other wall funding this year. You punk! I see you! We have to fire you or stick with the Hitler plan...

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Federal workers are getting hit hard. It shakes families out of a world of going to the mall on weekends to sitting at home and worrying if the power company is going to turn the lights off. Their kids have never felt fear like that, and it ruins the best Americans...

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I got the complete form done with some new fields and questions, as well as an intro. We still need some graphics, graphical fonts, and dialogue windows, but I like how it came out. I also added some links and put the notes about borrowing into diagram.htm...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/banknet.htm

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZuEdsr2s7M

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I have to insert the quuestion, and put the explanation in diagram.htm next...

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After smoking some weed, eating some dinner, drinking some beer...

"What is the easiest way to code this?"

"Borrowing is the same as a gift or entitlement, but with a negative number attached to the amount (satisfying even the tax system, which can look for the negative number and see that a loan is in payment, and not taxed). Imagine a form in which you enter a loan amount of $1000, but the form auto-fills $950. Then you can ask a single question: Are you interested in borrowing, government assistance, charity, crowd sourcing, commercial opportunities, private assistance, coupons, or discounts?"

"That's really fucking good, T.J."

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Swifterrs, that's brilliant. Like, get Patreon and stuff on there. I was going to make the next question about marketing offers, like 0% interest for a year. But it's the same idea. Let's find money...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y

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- https://www.newsking.com/org/banknet.htm
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Use a public terminal that doesn't require an ID or login, Hank... That's what I did when I started USuncut.org. I haven't thought about that in awhile. 7 things, sliders, and encryption seem like the way to go, with a cyanide pill in case aliens try to kill me. It seems like I was just caught up in the "Occupy" movement, and it isn't as popular now. I have to write software on a $51 flight to get us out for now. Free, of course...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNc45FTenhg

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I'm handling the money! Oh shit! Bitcoin is the only bank! Okay, here's one adventurous plan...

1) Purchase some very strong UnderArmour Spandex-like underwear.
2) Cut the crotch out of the underwear. This will make it easier to masturbate.
3) Use Gorilla Glue to glue gift cards to the underwear, and tape over them using Gorilla Tape.
4) Put on your favorite regular underwear. You will need to use an opening to masturbate, so make sure the have one.
5) Stuff a little money in Bitcoin just in case.
6) Put a little cash in your wallet, and put your wallet in your front pocket.
7) Get pepper spray.
8) Ride a bike around the dorm at 2 AM while masturbating...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRY1NG1P_kw

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We're going to have to be a little unsafe, Hank...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

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I got a study, Chris G...

"This paper considers the widespread use of violent metaphors, such as 'combat' and 'war,' to represent the current social, psychological, and political problems within the United States."
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25513941

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Chris G. just landed a NewsKing 2.0 presentation. Watch what Google does when you search NewsKing for "cartoon!" (It brings up everything NewsKing 2.0 style, with every fucking icon, alien first...)
- http://www.newsking.com/org/search.htm?cx=...

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How are you on bugs already, Chris G.? I barely got the screens up! (Okay, we'll address cartoons. I have previous work on that in the link below. It appears related to your villain thesis...)
- https://www.newsking.com/org/2012blog.htm#war_games

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They are outside pumping/spraying scented disinfectants into my stinky room through the heat pump/AC unit, and under the door. Apparently, they're letting this slide, but I heard them say, "He'll get the message." Uhh... It's time to clean again?

When I leave my room and return, I always thought it was the weed that was making it smell good when I got back. I think they quietly spray the place every time I leave, and pick up the blankets filled with trash I sit by the dumpster and put them in the dumpster.

Okay, I'll clean it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

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I'm closing in on something...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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This one attaches your name to use the Visa network. No login is required on BankNet. You could have it all now using a reloadable Bitcoin gift card purchased in a store. The problem with these cards is that they are not just debit cards; they are also credit cards that can be used without a PIN...
- https://bitpay.com/card

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An annonymous Bitcoin card you can load at 7-11 that automatically trades at the best rate it can get at POS (Point Of Sale) automatically, only works with a PIN (Personal Identification Number), and can be turned off if stolen. It gives what I consider minimal protection. Like e-cash that is hard to steal, and hard to trace if your goal is privacy. It's coming to BankNet!

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I just got off the phones and websites of several banks. The people were very nice, especially for a Saturday, but the computer phone systems and websites were like...
- this_place_is_old.mp4

Home you go, Cam...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

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Pewd has started a campaign for "the soul of the Internet." I like it...

Cam has described "craziesssss!" I think he means people unlike my best friend in high school. A stud who could play every sport, but played none; could draw or paint in any medium, but only created artwork for his friends; could talk about anything, but only after asking if we were in "the depths." Cam could also mean something like this kid's "Twister Theory." A Twister was an emotional moment in which he fell to the ground. Not unlike that shit the healings they do on TV church where people fall over backwards, but this kid was an athiest...

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We can do that, Max. Look at it as respect for your privacy. I love you...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmL9TqTFIAc

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You have good taste in art, Cam!

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Did everyone see PJ's latest doodle? It appears to be an octopus-like creature that has grown telescope eyes, additional sensing parts, and has a child trapped inside a stomach with a mouth on it...
- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dv7RIfwX0AEhMUH.jpg



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I liked Logan's post about being addicted. Addicts are being abused. The abusers are all like...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWwfT8yyz0Y

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You hsve a sensation when you put a thought together. You usually don't act on the thoughts, and just file them away. Like the time you thought you could build a computer out of Legos. What if you tried? What if you kept going until you actually did it? Then what? Sex? Money? Etc.? We generally think that stuff motivates people who invent things. But what if you didn't care?

I'm in this world, and I expect everyone else to be here with me now...

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"I don't want to go to the grocery store."

"Why?"

"I'm in the middle of a thought, and I don't need a huge supermarket full of people interacting with me. I want a convenience store with a short line, and minimal interaction. I don't want to plan a prom to get bread."

"There's nothing wrong with disorders. After all, people are crazy."

"There's nothing wrong with going crazy sometimes, either."

"True..."
- tomorrow_today.mp4

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It had an "overly-staged" feeling, but was exceptional. He's in some sort of boutique VA facility separate from the main hospital. It has only 10 rooms, and each room has a glass wall with beautiful views of the Chesapeake Bay. Each room also has an attached guest room with the same views. Everything is all like tile and hardwood.

When I walked in, they had him in a roller bed parked at the front door. They asked me, "Are you the son?" I said, "Yes," and they asked if I would like to help roll him to the community room and watch TV with him. I did.

I then got to talk to him. He said he loved me. We did a fist bump, handshake, high five, hug, and kiss. Then he motioned for me to leave, and I waited in my mom's car. My mom stayed longer, though. Like an hour longer...

I went back and told them to get my mom to leave, then a guy walked in looking at me and said, "He had the Army guy and the Navy guy, but he didn't want it; he didn't shave." I busted out laughing and got back in the car.

They got my mom to return to the car and take me home. She gave me my money and some beer and gas/petrol...

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Frat President Swifterrs, your California girl was just nominated, and I can get that song on for you...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGWt7EwzG8

I also have to leave for the Netherlands of Narnia in about 20 minutes, and I'm trying to finish a workout and have my fingers crossed on traffic (it turns out my mom is still here, and I'm going to see my dad. He screamed for the VA hospital in Hampton, by Fort Monroe, like in the video...)
- fort_monroe.mp4

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Today, the little number on your Twitter tabs stopped updating. I thought everyone was taking a day off, but I hit reload and see that you've been hard at work. Glaive barfs and sleeps a lot. I have no idea why, but I like to feed him things we agree on for both his health and his tastes and textures...

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I got the top graphics and graphical font into BankNet for you, along with artwork credits. The background color was changed to black because GIMP and Dreamweaver couldn't seem to agree on a shade of blue...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/banknet.htm

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Get busy! I need more bandwidth and storage...
- The Internet

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With stuff about the security changes, it could also mean we're about to get a lot more bandwidth and storage. Like, let the bots go wild, and sort it on your end. The fear surrounding entering a CAPTCHA code was to save bandwith and storage. Look at this way: "Do they delete inactive accounts?" If you ask why, in the sense that they are trying to tell you to stay active, there's no why. That whole way of looking at it was to save bandwidth and storage.

We need "Computer Psychology." We've lost our past. Brand loyalty is not the same as not having enough bandwidth and storage.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

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My dad told my mom to give me $2K to come see him tomorrow. I talked to my mom, and we arranged it. Then I get a call from my dad. He said my mom has fled to Louisiana, and he needs clothing. My mom's voicemail is full. My sister won't answer my calls. Oh, my mom also offered to store me in a "treatment center" to get off "stuff." I told her to fuck off. She said, "I'm losing my husband, my dog is 12 years old, and my son wants to leave." I want the $2K...

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When you picture a government shutdown through a wall, who do you picture hurting to death?
- fort_monroe.mp4

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What if you asked BankNet something like, "Is banking about making money for bankers, or making dreams come true?" I can just insert questions like that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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No wall money! I'd be willing to shut it down to the point where Trump's assets are seized by the military. I want the dead bodies delivered to the White House...

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Even though I'm paying for it, they turned off my SSH so I can't do anything "backend" if I read that right. I'd have to call some lady in Germany, give her my passwords over the phone, let her figure everything out, then change all my passwords. If a spy, not Customer Support, picks up the phone, they could change what the website says. They could make it say, "FUCK YOU!"

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I think I'm supposed to integrate with Google's CAPTCHA (robot checker). It's different in that it claims to use site traffic to try to sort real people from bots. The thing is, some days my site displays no traffic. And I don't mean it says "0" - I get a blank fucking page! It's been going on for about 17 years (when I called the White House with my butterfly ballot thing), and I would like to resolve it. We'll test this on new pages. If I'm in the mood to get that high again...
- https://developers.google.com/recaptcha/docs/v3

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It seems like - and I can't tell yet - that security has increased in the last few weeks (the time between MedNet and BankNet) in such a way that you may briefly see a server message on your way to the "happy face" after you click "Submit." I'm happy that it passes your data along, but the message may mean something about increased security in the future. I can't deal with that right now, so take the passthrough to the happy face... And once again, Happy New Year!
- https://www.newsking.com/org/banknet.htm

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I got a prototype of BankNet to you for New Year's Eve. The questions we talked about are loaded, and the data is saved if you click "Submit." It doesn't have graphics yet, and there are a lot of places that say, "Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana." That's just placeholder text, and if you enter data there, it will not be recorded. Where you see actual questions, it's working... Happy New Year!
- https://www.newsking.com/org/banknet.htm

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People are congratulating me. I finally found out it's my Chicago hat. So, I want to say, "Congratulations Chicago!!"

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Hola, Chris G...

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These could be two descriptive boxes (regular language, keywords, speak, or use sgn language. You can also atttach files).

- Talk about the least amount of money you think you need to achieve your dream life.
- Now talk about your dream life.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LqwtjUiqEY

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It comes out the best in the world...
- you_got_it_kid.mp4

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They're running financial problems as medical problems. Please let me and my frat write the software. (There are billions of "Custom MedNets" now.) C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Let us do our jobs. MedNet can handle that for now, but there is more information available. We'll make it nice. That bicep will get you any job you want tonight. When we're done, it'll get you a job you like. Let us work...

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It's a class of disorders that aren't really disorders because we forgot Thumper. However, those databases have to link. So, from here, you mine every theory...

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Yeah, don't slow one of these down with alcohol. Use crack and water instead! Smash up a Whole Foods sign, take off your shirt, smash a windshield, get in a fight, beg for money, and burst into tears while saying you want to kill your brother who is kissing the back windshield.

Nah, we have to figure out a way to "take a break" those kinda drugs and have a way that people know they can depend on. Does your dick fall off without hourly cumming? Just being in there and seeing everything firsthand is amazing, and I want to thank my friends...

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We should do FitNet... That will be so much fun in development!

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39IU7ADaXmQ

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This is BankNet hitting. Googling it brought me to the Government Of India's Digilocker system. It saves and secures your driver's license, birth certificate, college degrees, etc. It has an interface you can access, and is encrypted. You no longer have to go to the DMV for a replacement driver's license, or even carry a card. It works through smartphones (which I hope are provided to people who don't have them).
- https://digilocker.gov.in

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Fuck, this is related to Cam's thing about knowing and protecting secrets, too. Cam's a fucking code breaker. He said it himself. The changing grape images, the grapes, the vending machine, and a code that can't be broken. I didn't mean to enter encryption, but I get it.

"Duh, T.J., that's encryption. You have to type on one computer that's doing its best and get a message to other computers doing their best. Doing anything other than that, such as installing software, is like going to a casino and getting drunk."

"I can get drunk after work, though, right?"

"It's your life. Try to enjoy it."

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Hey, Swifterrs! I finally got you. Are you into bedspreads/blankets? I mean, why just fur? There's silk, velvet, cotton of all textures (like a towel), etc.

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"Can the MRI break encryption? How do you replicate a life experience in which memory may be false or encrypted?"

"That's a chance you took, T.J. I think you said, 'maybe all that grows back.' At best, what we've got could render a child if we're lucky."

"Well, children grow up!"

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I'm Mexican!

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I took the bong hit and aimed for fun in a fur coat, but got someone else. I asked Glaive why he's hopping like that, and told him he's spoiling my fun. He replied:

"You asked for encryption and I'm guarding the world."

This is a strange morning. I should prolly watch the news as I clean the room...

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Glaive just barfed all over the floor. No food. Just his morning alcohol intended to get him hydrated and reduce negative thoughts. I'm gonna "Pump Thumper" and give him his bong hit, rehydrate, and clean the room. This dude will try to put me to sleep though. I think a good compromise on the room cleaning is to use the bedspread/blanket as a trash bag, and put it in the dumpster. That way, I "steal a towel" from the hotel, but don't have to get the guys in space suits (it's the same people, and they're on the web site... they just have space suits...)

Glaive indicated something has changed. Can't forget to mention that...

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Would you quit owning those things before I take a bong hit, Swifterrs? Next thing I know, you pop in in a fur coat... Debtperado? I like the concept, though...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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It also waters rats even if the world ends...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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Who is your man? It's NewsKing... I make this shit smooth! Just reform MedNet to BankNet with these initial questions, and you're on your way!

- I have complex financial products (something more complex than owning a stock)
- I have a trust, settlement, annuity, and/or other similar financial products
- I own stocks, bonds, and/or other similar financial products
- I have loans, credit cards, and/or other similar financial products
- I own property like a car or a house, and/or other similar items
- I have a checking or savings account
- I use cash, gift cards, etc.
- I owe tax, debt, and/or have similar income problems
- I need food, shelter, healthcare, education, etc.

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Are you in love with that dog now? He can't be the logo given the amount of work, but I can get that image in the form...

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So, we've got BankNet and NewsKing Immigration & Travel (do they sound better if they're all SomethingNet like TravelNet?). I'm starting to logo hunt for BankNet. This one won't work (too much graphical work, money won't be visible when reduced to logo size, would require dollars pasted in if you forced it, etc.) but we have a concept...
- https://i.imgur.com/75cDFBm.jpg

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Duh!

"For example, computerized, telephonic, and a combination of face-to-face with individual emails are some innovative methods for providing CBT (Cognitive Behavior Therapy) that have shown promise in increasing treatment accessibility."
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5891372

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I can unbreak your heart, Cam, but it will require BankNet. Right now all this is going through MedNet. At least something is there trying to unbreak hearts...
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5891372

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I can chill with you, Jack J.! Glaive wants alcohol, weed, crack, and a warmed honey-butter spray in case we need to lick...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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"T.J., you're scaring kids. Please get the font for this travel thing."

"Okay."

- https://www.fontspace.com/billy-argel/attraction-personal-use

"I'm thirsty!"

"Hang on one sec, Glaive, I have to push buttons."

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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What if you're at risk of having your bank account closed from potential "lawsuits," including the IRS and student loans if your mom dies, but also at risk of being robbed at a dorm outside LAX? You can't say you intended to protect your money from movie lawyers, because that's fraud. Not being a black, raping assassin and trying to keep a roof over your head will take away your right to vote, and land you jail, possibly with the death penalty, forever...

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3 places now, Hank. I'm wanted at the gym...

"Dude, this is my poster. You can't sell me a hamburger life. I want to minimize exercise, and maximize drugs, alcohol, and food."

"My head exploded. I want to feel you up with calipers, and extract all your money, leaving you suicidal. And I hope I'm part of your suicide."

"You fat, dumb fuck! Bring me a teenage boy who works here!"

"I'm calling the police!"

"I'm filming."

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Tasks for today:
- Clean room, and get room cleaned by hotel staff tomorrow. The smell is making you vomit upon waking, and the toilet won't flush.
- While Glaive likes to barf and you can't stop him sometimes, the nature of the experience sometimes kicks off other mental problems related to diet and exercise.
- Purchase alcohol.
- Create a diet. The vegan food available at your level, and your desired level of convenience, is usually greasy, GMO crap. You have to imagine a better future to get through this, and eat what he will make into poop instead of throwing up. This will keep you safe while traveling.
- Do not eat with others. They're crazy about food and forgot Thumper for a million years. You can drink or do drugs with them, but cautiously. Do not indicate that you may run out of money or they may become violent. There is no safety net.

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Yeah, Swifterrs, Jack J. They're trying to wall us in, and telling us it's because of hypersonic nuclear missiles. If you're late to work, you're a felon and lose your passport...

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PJ, imagine walking across the border, going to a resaurant, and ordering a bean-and-rice soup spiced with sauce, and a nice cerveza. Imagine filming it. Imagine how much it will cost to get me out if it doesn't go smoothly. (These are just fun thoughts. I don't know what will happen.)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOgFZfRVaww

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I'm doing it all this week, Jack J. It's a lot, and I'm slow... (Does he say "border of Mexico" in this song?)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8ftRFb2Ac

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Bitch, process my order!

- Use organic, vegan, non-GMO ingredients whenever possible.

- Do you have a vegan or veggie sub that you already know how to make, you slow, dumb bitch? (I'm hungry!)
- Do you have sliced avacado, or is it just guacamole made from powdered avodado, possible no avacado at all and artificial ingredients, and does it contain hydrogenated oil?

Bitch, call the cops! You are gonna make this sandwich, and you'll go to jail, too, if you don't!

Okay, glad to have you on my side. I'll tip you a buck since you're a slave. Use any and/or all of the following ingredients:
- Cucumbers
- Spinach
- Romaine lettuce
- Iceburg lettuce
- Tomatoes
- Yellow onions (red or white will do, but not too much)
- Mandarin oranges
- Vegan mayo; or vinegar, oil, salt, and oregano

Place it into a wrap and slice it in half before wrapping the wrap in paper. Here's your tip.

Oh fuck! Russian teenagers! I gotta go to the car right quick! I'll be right back!

"Thank you for visiting Wawa! Have a nice day!"

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Fuck, we just unleashed forms. There's an app for that...
- https://www.jotform.com/pdf-editor/83622310877155

If you want to really trick out your form, use this...
- DreamweaverMX.zip

Sites like Wordpress and Tumblr also offer a taste of this...

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Do you get to see people sprinkle toppings on your food and point at the toppings you want, or do you just order the picture at the drive-thru and/or printed menu? These are forms we call businesses. Your "concept restaurant" is a form. I'm good with forms...

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Just found out about Russia's new hypersonic ICBM (Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile). It's so fast, it can beat current U.S./NATO missile defense systems.

I think this is stupid, and in the opposite direction of our peace with Russians.

The U.S. has tested hypersonic drones that can move at the speed we need and deliver nuclear payloads. After three tries, they cancelled the program because the drones kept crashing. China and Britain have successful test vehicles. But Russia's concept is different.

I came out strongly against it a few years ago, because if you're ending the world, you're just gonna save a few more spots for people, and we'll have problems that develop if we survive.

It's an excuse to take money from you. The end of the world option is already secured. Spend that money making your life better through things like food, water, healthcare, education, and opportunity.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJKpUH2kJQg

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I want Sam as my financial advisor... Dude, I want to pay you money for that advice. World class!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupZ7B0wyUQ

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"Which way is the orange and blue car pointing? East or West?"

"If I had to justify the image like that, I would say it's headed East, and I probably didn't notice it in the artwork because we read from left to right. Do you want the image flipped?"

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Jack J., this is awesome. You're right about taking over the world. I mean, dammit, this feels good no matter who you are...

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Immigration & Travel

Good idea, Logan! Yeah, I keep working when this happens. Trump has threatened to entirely close the Mexican border. I thought this would be a good starter logo...
- https://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/50/1e/07501e75007c80c1be30a70a63e8b60f.png


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Questions on the form like:
- Do you need free or financially reduced immigration assistance?
- Do you already have government immigration assistance from your country?
- Do you already have government assistance from NewsKing Immigration & Travel?
- Do you wish to participate in commercial opportunities to pay, or help pay, for your journey?

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NewsKing Immigration & Travel. I could put together a concept website, and hack some features to make it work... You could just use MedNet for your screening.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0

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Cam just said he prefers MedNet, and I have to go out and deal with people in the next 20 minutes. Does anyone know this feeling? I don't wanna, and shouldn't have to. Plus the fat guy will be there, I could get swamped by Russian teenagers, etc. It's really hard to keep the MedNet thought train going, but my body feels alright even though I haven't done everything yet. You'll lose a little MedNet quality in the LA immigration dorm. I'm doing that, and there will be video...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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Good to know you got your pills, Paul...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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Glad you like the desktop, Pewd...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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So, like, wall pass (with "screenig") + 1 week's hotel + free breakfast + free WiFi + free shuttle to destinations + return flight = $500. This wall is a joke on the American people, and offensive to Mexicans and Mexican-Americans... Shame on America!

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Wait, no, that's $519.00/week for a 20-bed dorm by the airport with free WiFi and free breakfast... Hang on...

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Talk about immigration-ready! All male dorm, or co-ed dorm? I beat off...(The price includes the flight, BTW...)
- https://www.travelocity.com/Los-Angeles-Hotels-Los-Angeles-Backpackers-Paradise...

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Glaive: "Put this on and get everyone into the genre."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Qxxx2SQoo

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Is this the end of the world, and if so, are you going to heaven, hell, or neither? (Computer software can kick off C-PTSD...)
- https://www.newsking.com/org/mednet.htm

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I took a bong hit with you, Cam. I got the guy in the plastic muscle suit from this vid. Whatever's going on, it works perfectly. My guess would be that you have C-PTSD. Like you talk about anxiety, and this does fall under anxiety disorders, but that sounds like a war. I got it, too...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK7bwIVrQFs
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complex_post-traumatic_stress_disorder

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Okay, Cam... I'm going to take a bong hit now...
- http://smarturl.it/WHIMY

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

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Yeah, it's real, Jack J.!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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You're not the only one, Sam...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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I'm coming up with interesting questions. If I got a job at a marijuana dispensary analyzing the effects of different varieties - and that's real; not being able to get it wiped out a few decades - would the fact that I do, like, 10 situps every hour or so to pump my lymphatic system (pump Thumper, if you like...) and live like a sloth otherwise have to be hidden? Do I have to go in the janitor's closet to pump Thumper?

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Swifterrs, I got all the computers, the flatscreen TV's, the car title, etc. to make the money work. I'm making sure you don't piss off the elf. We need to know how he is able to walk and talk with a Thumper that big...

While I'd appreciate a prayer, Pewd, you only have to do it if you want...

Hank, they're not witches, but my mom is into that. Books, Halloween decorations, etc. They're out of their mind right now, dude...

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- I ran out of beer because my mom gave me wine.

- Wine does not hydrate you like beer.

- Glaive attempted a rescue with uncontrolled vomiting of the wine.

- I became more dehydrated.

- Now out of alcohol, I had to wait for the stores run by nuns to open.

- Shaking and dehydrated, suicidal depression kicked in.

- I made it to the store and it was pleasant.

- After a beer, I remembered what the fuck I just changed in the world.

- I just lost my entire family.

- The last I heard from them, my dad wakes up from whatever state of consciousness he is in saying he needs to "make things right with T.J."

- My mom called and told me to call him.

- I called him, and told him I loved him. This is a big deal in our family because his mother never told him she loved him when he was a kid. She waited until she was on her death bed.

- After a beer, I remembered what the fuck I'm doing! I'm not gonna be homeless in the snow! Yo, chill out! Sorry! We had a momentary problem!

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I can live quiet and pathetic for 3-6 months before I kill myself or become homeless...

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I just talked to my mom. She accused me of breaking in the house and leaving Christmas presents on the stairs, and told me I shouldn't have spent the money. It's 4:20AM here and I wanted to tell her I'm coming early to collect my belongings. She's cancelling my car insurance.

"Mom, what's Christmas without merch like this? This costs a fortune, and it's the best in the world." "Where are you going?" "Hawaii." "Okay." "Stacy told me about your loss of income, but I don't think about life that way. I'm proud of every dime I spent. And I have to hang up now. I love you, and I'll be Christmasy when I get there. Upbeat."

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I'm being evacuated. Hopefully you will not experience interuptions. This Christmas, I gather my belongings with my vegetable juice cop sister watching, who is giving me a few hours to grab what I want, selling all but the essentials, including the car, and moving to Los Angeles to advocate for Mexican-Americans...

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Like, where we are...

Sis: "Your voice did not cause cancer!"

Me: "No, it didn't, Sis. It's like peeing yourself when someone puts a gun to your head."

Sis: "You said gun, and I'm recording this. And this kind of talk about 'slashings' is why dad is going to die!"

Me: "That negates your first point. If the talk caused it..."

Sis: "You can come collect your belongings without involving the police. [Firm voice]: Goodbye, T.J."

Mom: "I still have a sense of humor, and you belong here!"

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Everyone is in this family...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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Anastasia Rottenopolis, are you there?

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I want to give my sister some breathing room. She didn't threaten me. She told on my parents. You were always wild, my Pizza Hut anti-christ...

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My sister informed me that she doesn't like my slasher joke ("we're not 14!"), and this is from a sister who threw a knife at me. She has informed me that after my dad smashed a heater and threw a projectile at me, I texted that I was going to burn down the house, and that she still has the text. She said a time will be allocated tomorrow to collect my belongings, and to never contact her again. I am a black, slashing, murdering, rapist. (Look at that money grab! She wants that house money!) Look at that intel, too. My dad smashed a heater and threw shit at me, then called the police to win with a text...

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"He's so beautiful and sexual it hurts. He's going to try to hurt me!"

"So, like, 'slasher movie,' mom? Are you still there? Can I find you, mom?"

"You took yourself out of my eyesight for two weeks, and I got scared..."

(Does this mean Cam got what he wanted? The 'Burg...?)


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She loses 60% of her income when my dad dies, according to my sister. In her world, I come take care of her, or get ditched. (7 things, mom! You forgot to sell the house!) It's sad. I'm going to make an investment in you guys, and do something to keep the website running. "Ditch the life!" drama? LOL!

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Today, my mom reversed Christmas. No money. No presents. Just come get my stuff. She said I would try to smash up the house to get money. I was ready to go in there with the police, but my sister grabbed the phone and told me my stuff was fine, and that I might even get a gift if I wait until tomorrow.

I told my mom she could die how she wants. If that's the way she wants to think of me, she can die that way. I don't "stalk" the way people think of me...

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When is the part where I get to be a Calvin Klein model? I found you, Cam! And you knew this day would come!

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Whatever happened to the magic of anonymity in a big city?

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There's no "dark side." It's a digital heaven... And you're rounding...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmHrHQEmp2Q

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A voice went off in my head that said, "There's Mexican hysteria here that needs attention." I'm coming. It's going to happen one way or another...

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You're in a production environment. Can you go to CarMax and trade your car for a car waiting for you in LA, or should you ditch the car and use Uber? Do you have to stuff the weed up your butt at the airport? What you should you use to stuff the weed up your butt? Will the weed up your butt matter when you land in a weed friendly state? NewsKing about to do the next MedNet, and he gonna come at you! (Please hold off my suicide, murder, or incarceration...)

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Three Russian teenage males, probably here on work-exchange, just asked me to put their last-minute alcohol purchases on my tab after hearing me call the 7-11 clerk "annoying fat guy." I gave them my change, and told them they were worth money. They said, "money's money."

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YES. YES. YES. YES, Cam... (My mom already increased the budget. I may take a plane, buy a bike at Target when I get there, and install my stuff on it. Dude, I am extremely comfortable there, and I gotta do adventures...)

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That sounds fun, huh, Hank!? It is. I have an urge to lose the car somewhere in LA. I have to think about how to receive the money I need to survive. Apparently, I'm a 6'5" black male, and they're after me for smashing Dragon's TV. So... How do you launder money?
- https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e8ff2253-3da4-41ba-86bd-1623138b28b5

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Swifterrs, I'm coming to see you, fool! Do you understand how this works? I get 1.5K for Christmas. Once I'm there, it costs money to get me back. Bro, what's up?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9fLbfzCqWw

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Coming this Christmas:
- Voluntary End-Of-Life Services (VEOLS) for kids, through their guidance counselor!
- The death of my dad, which will have some cool highlights!
- Me living in the back of a CR-V with fake license plates as they chase me for a fake lawsuit!
- Warmer hotel living, but fewer TV channels.
- Better computers, but shittier Internet.
- New friends!
- Better fitness and drugs!
- Better food!
- An ass clown as president to deal with!

I can't fucking wait!

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg

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I just heard from my mom. She told me to remember the best of my dad:
- He bought you the best BMX in Denbigh.
- He bought you a four-wheeler/ATV.
- He bought your friends beer.
- He pulled some guy's dad's brand new SUV out of the mud when the kid took his father's brand new SUV "off road" (SUV's were new) in what is now a new subdivision, and got the SUV cleaned and serviced so the kid's dad wouldn't know, free of charge.
- He loves animals, especially ducks, and has never shot an animal (he may have had to shoot a human while at war in Vietnam).
- He liked nice meals at nice restaurants, and introduced you to nice food.
- His favorite drink is a Manhattan on the rocks.

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How do you publicize data from students collected about their experiences with a professor?
1) Internal/Administrative Only
2) Different levels of access within a college/university
3) Anyone currently in the system
4) Public access

That was my boss's boss's boss's boss. He bought me lunch one day. He's called the Associate Provost of Academic Affairs. I picked #4. He agreed. Look, we need computer help now. Kid's are memorizing "the look of a word" and may not know the answer, but know where to look. Like, relax the phone-at-gunpoint SAT test...

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They're saying if you take the risk of showing up to the test with a phone, and it even so much as vibrates, or you're seen using it during breaks, they can take it from you permanently, scan it, and even damage it. Just to get into college/university...

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Fuck yeah, Jack J.! Think about it... This is a part of how we think and it's banned on the test. Like Jesus on tree bark and water. And it's always in danger. Drops, charging, network outages, hardware errors, software errors, hacks, cracks, etc. It's like turning off an old person's breathing machine because their credit card got hacked, except it's a kid who expects this to be here! Let's change this. You only need the concept of long division. You don't need to memorize Pi to 50 places. And they can't take it from you or break it...
- https://collegereadiness.collegeboard.org/sat/taking-the-test/phone-electronic-device-policy

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They're yelling, "DIE HAPPY KID!" outside my door. This room is a mess, but I'm going to pack up the car and try it...

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I have no idea why you're up, Cam, but you were a "hotel character" in locating this study. It seems important...

This study... Thumper seems involved: "Does the insight that hygiene behaviour is driven not by rationality, but by deep and ancient urges within us, which are not entirely under our conscious control, have any implications for hygiene today?"
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2542893

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Has a pile ever developed in which you know the approximate location of items, like a squirrel looking for an acorn he buried? You're allowed to use notes on the test, but it's timed. On which page of your notebook (computers aren't allowed for security purposes) did you write that down? In what general area? Was it worth it under the stress of time to index your notes, or does that feel like decoration? (The duration isn't worth the effort to index. Use a search tool instead. When you're allowed to use a computer...)

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Marketing:

"I fell asleep with a vegan pizza on my bed, so I kicked it in a trench I found, enabling me to use the whole bed while staying in a state of slumber."

"Did you find the trench?"©®™

(NewsKing recommends cleaning the trench...)

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It's like there's a trench between the wall and the bed with a nightstand between. I filled the trench with garbage and rotten food to get this done for you guys. I'm staying longer, but I think I should clean the trench before I ask for housekeeping (I always specify no housekeeping. I've seen rooms that, when someone moves out, they send in trash collectors and pest exterminators in space suits...)

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Fresh morning... Here's some more...

"Dude, why waste your short lifespan cleaning?"

"I have a low income, own a home, and don't want to get sick."

"Just go hotel-to-hotel and get more life-changing work done. They have people who will clean up after you."

"Well, I'm going to clean the potatoes out of the sink. It probably will still be clogged, but it's a little something in the hopes that I get nice room when I come back. And it's only a few hours a month to clean up. It's not the homeowner who never cleans it, and who doesn't have housekeeping come behind him to prevent us all from getting the plague."

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"Shouldn't I be like 'genius-braggin'-stud' here?"

"No. You expressed the idea, and it's funny."

"I fucking hate scientific writing, editing, culturalizing, artworking, video-ing, working out, shaving, etc."

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Why does the "rabbit vibrator," spelled "Wabbit," look like a bong?
- https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators...

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Yeah, the years go by, Paul. A 24-hour fuck from a recliner/easy chair while watching 3D Internet with MedNet standing by to protect you is good this year...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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Yeah, whatever that was, Logan, it's lifted for now. I just attended an awesome hotel party, had a good time, talked about shit, and everyone else had a good time with me...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY

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That makes me think, Logan, what would it be like to marry thee computer?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK7bwIVrQFs

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If you type a zero on a calculator, does the calculator disappear? (That's another way to look at that judge's ruling on ObamaCare. It'll probably survive.) That's why you have be conscious to argue that a ballot design caused errors because of columnar reading. The calculator is still there!

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Fuck yeah!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN54c8bqK_s

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I love when this kind of thing happens...
- https://twitter.com/hashtag/brexitexit?lang=en

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The USDA's Brexit form will be affected by the U.S. government shutdown. "The Expert" won't be at work. So, why not use MedNet and express your ideas to "it." They're saved somewhere, and I can't see them. You wanna talk to "it?" Have a blast!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbHfgXJKn1Y
- #Brexitexit
- https://www.newsking.com/org/mednet.htm

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Trump's Secretary Of Defense just resigned. He said something like, "Trump does not respect allies or understand strategy. He will place our nation in danger. What will you do?"

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Can you see what it needs? Computers that stay compatible. More attention on climate change. Sea walls that can take a Cat 5, and shelters that can, too. Food, shelter, water, healthcare, education on us - like that's on all of us even if we never got treated good - 24/7. Earthquake structural improvements. Cars that don't crash. Trains. A space program. And, of course, a digital heaven. I prolly left some shit out. I'm high as fuck...

But I do have a question. What's making you demand perfection out of me while you're doing such a shitty job? "The levees broke!" "A bridge fell down during that eathquake!" "My siding blew off during that tornado!" (Please get to that siding...) "Cars crash!" "Airplanes crash!" "Fluffy the dog dies!"

That's why I put the suicide in. Can you make things work? It's easy. I set up a web site for you...

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Part of the United States government is likely to shut down in 30 minutes. The stock market had its worst day in 10 years. (The stock market is now in the hands of computers, and the computers simply turn the stock market off if it gets worse such that our country is at risk of a depression...) It's about that wall between the U.S. and Mexico, mainly, but there a number of issues, such as healthcare. This song is for the computers...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbHfgXJKn1Y

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Throw a candy bar or something at the clerk so that it hits the ground, not the clerk, and scream, "ORDER FUCKING V8!" How's that for the Hank thing?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

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However the fuck Pewd did that, it's exactly right, and it's keeping me alive a little longer...

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Pewd, I really like that. I was contemplating suicide because of the shitty alcohol they sell in that store. I need a store that can supply me with speed, convenience, and courtesy, and all I get is jealousy, criticism, and contempt. I don't want to wait in line at a grocery store, interact and smile at the customers and staff, or even drive that far. Plus, the grocery store doesn't sell cold V8's. They're warm, and you have to put them in a shitty hotel fridge. You change my stores, you put me at risk of suicide.

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Yeah, so, I tried Kahlua. I did not know it contained caffeine. You know you're not supposed to give me caffeine if I don't know how much I'm drinking it. I went nuts. It took me 2 days to pee normal-looking piss. It turned very dark and cloudy, and my suicidal thoughts were through the roof. I did the best I could to provide a positive NewsKing experience for you, while collapsing into 18-hour sleep sessions with caffeine nightmares. When I went to buy V8 juice and alcohol, I asked the store clerk:

Me: "Do you have V8?"

Clerk: "Huh?"

Me: "Do you have V8 brand vegetable juice?"

Clerk: "No."

[Customer: "He's got a lot on his mind."]

Clerk: "Let me doublle bag that."

Me: "You're making me fucking crazy and I want to go."

Clerk: "Okay."

I'm normal again, but very tired...

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Hey, Cam...

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"That's my drone. I just hit up MedNet and typed 'crack.' They must have delivered the box to my neighbors. That's my Amazon box."

At Amazon drone customer care...

"We need to put a picture on the box."

"No, they order secret shit."

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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I can get that song on, Cam. I remember September...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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"Thank you, Glaive."

> Call it a "pop-culture class" of psychological disorders.

Yo! We found a psychological disorder that is currently being treated as "anxiety." And a whole other class of disorders caused by "free speech." Just chill out. We'll fix it with sliders so it all still works. Try to not fire weapons at people...
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK44249

While you're driving a car. Think about that...

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I had this idea called the "edifice feeling." I was looking at that heater and thought, "It will keep me warm." Then I thought, "It's all coming down in an earthquake." WTF are we handling? That would explain the lawsuits against college kids using Napster. They don't have that fear. So, like, yeah...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkowV1L8l-0

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

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All political parties in the U.S. just agreed to reduce penalties for drug use, including hard drugs, and reduce the differences in penalties for crack (formerly higher penalties) vs. cocaine. As he removed 2000 military personnel from Syria via Twitter, President Trump said he looked forward to signing off on the reduced penalties...

(Twitter, I know this is a lot of work. Just try to make it good...)
- https://www.newsking.com/org/mednet.htm

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Firefox mobile has "Form Autozoom" now. Instead of doing that thing on your smartphone where you spread two fingers to zoom in, as soon as you touch a form field it autozooms and pulls up a keyboard...

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Don't blow a gasket, Hank, but does the newspaper belong to the neighbor? (Umm... stick neonewton.com, org/diagram.htm, and org//lymph.htm in the bibliography and put up Thumper and MedNet...) Have you ever seen dogs share a meal?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8

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Hank, thanks for expressing how good you feel...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU7EdyAYrg

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Q: "Can I use MedNet to stop Brexit?"
A: "The USDA is MedNet compatible, but not connected. Use their form."

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This one is more MedNet style. Only one field and one form. Type "No UK trade deal! EU!" in the hopes that it will force a vote in the U.K. You have to click the tab that says, "Submit a Question."
- https://www.usda.gov/ask-expert

I think this is at least a starting place to file the EU re-entry form, Paul. I couldn't find another place in the U.S. or U.K. to say "re-join the EU," but there is stuff out there...
- https://www2.gwu.edu/~iiep/signatureinitiatives/governance...

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Okay, Pewd, I'm working on it. This is a really difficult project...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

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Paul hit it with some morning evil. For fuck sake, Paul... (Dude, thanks! I'll do everything I can to get you guys back in, and I appreciate that!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls

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Organic tomato soup you make yourself...

1) Obtain organic tomato seeds, soil, and growing conditions.

2) Get a greenhouse to prevent pollen contamination with GMO crops (or check to see if your neighbors planted a similar crop that was GMO, and could cause cross-pollination. You may wish to make use of the HOA.)

3) Plant, water, and grow the tomatoes.

4) Obtain an oven, and preheat it to some number.

5) Obtain a blender, knife, saucepan, and a tray for your oven.

6) Peel the tomatoes if you want. Otherwise, cut them in half and place them on the tray. Put the tray in the oven.

7) Remove the tomatoes from the oven and let cool. Place them in the blender.

8) Blend the tomatoes, tben dump them in the saucepan. Heat slowly and add spices, sugars, salts, vegetables, fruits, fungi, and other ingredients. Taste the sauce as you go. Don't over do it. It will taste stronger after it cooks.

9) Strain the sauce if you don't want chunky soup. Whether you strain it or not, you need to add water to make a soup, not a sauce. Boil that.

10) Serve it...

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Chris G., you just broke my heart. This I did not know about. "Shut up! You're white!" Hey, man, I'm so glad we all found each other. And yeah, let's get this stuff up top...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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I know exactly what to do...

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So, like, go for my dad's new VW SUV (is it a Touareg or a Tiguan, VW? Because I don't know what the fuck that is and the words look and sound the same). Leather (non-animal) clothes for spills? I mean, let's go to the death! (You're welcome for MedNet... That's very good thinking, Glaive. Bigger shields and stain-proof clothing...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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"OMG! Look at that boy with the white beard! Whatcha talkin' 'bout sexy? Fightin', right?"

"Nuclear power plant safety related to terrorism is the last thing I was on."

"I don't like the way you talk. And you spilled a mustard packet on your shirt."

That's just a beer run with a mustard chaser while trying to talk about nuclear... war...

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If an obese male 7-11 clerk laughs at the mustard all over your clothes (I have trouble with mustard packets, need my mustard, and haven't gone shopping), and you get all in his face and threaten to rob the store, and he says that would be awesome and calls you a fag as you walk out the door, does it mean he likes you as a "bad boy" or "street boy?" The store manager said, "He's not talking to you," and I left without making a big scene when I have to get Dallas out of there before the police arrive. (It was just a mustard malfunction! I swear!)

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"Our main printer is down!"

"You brought down the whole university yesterday when that story went viral. If I come up there, I'll need data on the safety of nuclear power plants in terms of terrorism."

"Okay. Just fix the printer quick, man!"
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Archive

So, I wrote this. If I drove to work with my windows down, people would yell shit like, "YOU'RE LATE! YOU'RE FIRED!" I've never been fired, but I did quit abruptly over their punch clock world in which how many burgers I could eat for lunch mattered. They got to write the rest of the story. They threatened legal action because I clocked in through the phone system from my apartment in Alexandria. It took me 45 minutes to drive 6 miles, and I had SSH access to the servers from my apartment. Working from home was something only laptop-stealing professors and high-ranking staff could do. Then you get hit with a student sitting on the sink in the bathroom eating a salad - ripped as fuck and flexing - laughing at people peeing. (Kid, you need jail...)

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!

Anyway, the safety around the nuclear power plants...
- https://www.newsking.com/newsking/energy.htm

Came out this way after being worked on by the frat...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/climate_change.htm

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Swifterrs, Logan, Hank... Here's the way I feel about games, insults, pain, and loot. Imagine me at a basketball game. You've thrown a ball at me during dodgeball, and it hurt. There are nuclear weapons pointed at me. You said you were my friend. I would rather kill both basketball teams with a gun, then get a ladder and make dunk-after-dunk. The audience is free to kill me if they don't like seeing me win.

You're not playing a game with me. I'm cutting your ugly ass a break on ending the world.

"DAMMIT! T.J., you need a fucking drink and workout, fool!"

"Fuck you! I'm kingin' (bring me some wine just in case, though)."

"Kid, they're trying to hurt you because you're cute as you try to stop a nuclear war. Quit talking about planets in gym class. Spare us the lectures on Santa, sexual reproduction, and the number line!"

Yeah, I can get the song on.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho


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Swifterrs, I'm on weed right now, but my cocaine side loves frozen skin packs! Wait... I'm really fuckin' high! WTF you talkin' 'bout!?

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Hank, I stole a newspaper out of a neighbor's driveway because our newspaper was either stolen or not delivered...

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Jack J., it's not like that. This is how you motivate some people. It takes a lot of pressure to get Sam to feed a homeless person a pizza, come out against guns, come forward on vegetarianism, talk about immigration, etc. This is a crazy long road, and we're far beyond how ugly I am (nah, sike, I'm a pretty boy!). After doing those sorts of things on NewsKing, he felt abandoned, and struck at the U.K. Jack J., grab your cyanide smoothie and assume you're in...

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"None of my negative Tweets are real! He doesn't even have a gold iPhone!"

"Sam, undo 'Brexit' you bitch."

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Nah, Sam, we wouldn't do that to you. More like a "Brexit." I mean, we still talk...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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You ever think about what goes into sliders?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_least_squares
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_number

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It's hard to understand...
- quick_tour.mp4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_EQ6yKeEQg
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1rKFq4JvBQ

(He set this off, I don't know what he's doing here, he's guarded by Justin B., and we had a thing. I'm with Cam on black balling him...)

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Don't get lost...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWB0AHhtjUE

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You need to fucking re-join the EU...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybVudBaAb4

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They added Brighton now? WTF is Brighton doing in Denbigh? Wait... I know...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oextk-If8HQ


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Hey, Paul, I agree. The U.K.'s PM (President of Mushrooms) has declared more punishment will result in less free will.

"Don't vote for re-entry into the EU. Suffer at our hands, and be racist and poor as fuck! We have royalty for your gold problem!"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-QaNzd-0Y

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"René Descartes is generally considered the father of modern philosophy. He was the first major figure in the philosophical movement known as rationalism, a method of understanding the world based on the use of reason as the means to attain knowledge. Along with empiricism, which stresses the use of sense perception rather than pure reason, rationalism was one of the main intellectual currents of the Enlightenment, a cultural movement spanning the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries that revolutionized the Western world. In tandem with men like John Locke, John Hobbes, and Voltaire, Descartes spurred society to re-examine its traditions and institutions, leading to massive social upheaval. Both the American and French Revolutions were based on Enlightenment theories, and the ways we approach science, math, philosophy, and the idea of the self were radically transformed during the period."
- https://www.sparknotes.com/philosophy/descartes/context

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Quick! Grab your SAG cards! (Dude, do you think they'll get that? Are you bein,' like, "East Coast-West Coast," or, like, Shakespeare?)
- https://www.apa.org/pubs/books/4320467.aspx

Trump's a creep out of postmodern suicidal depression...

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We've got some math around that. It's called the "concept creep," and appears to date to the 1950's. A creep must be a creep only in concept, no matter who they kill, rape, etc., to go to digital heaven... And guys, we gotta presentation!
- https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/04/concept-creep

You ultimately die...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

Just round...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

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Donald Trump may or may not be a creep, and wants to be uploaded to digital heaven...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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How much work would it take to put in a "creep" like Jack F.? (If you're 'tarded, and you scream at MedNet that you've got a "sick boy," you get this song. This shit is all strung together. If you click "SPEAK" on MedNet, did it use Google to understand what you mean, or do I have to walk on water?) Because of your Shining vibe, Jack F. Like the movie. It just popped in. Do you guys get this? This is a "characrter-friend." Like a tradition such as always serving a turkey...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eACohWVwTOc

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Jack J. and I are developing new body glazes you can lick off your partner. (Dude, you had fun like that? That's an extremely high quality Thumper...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPr8ZqRHTQo

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I tried your suggestion, Chris G. Just try to relax Thumper. He started planning the perfect relaxation meal. Mine wants real plates and scented candles, along with a pre- and post-dinner workout, possibly with a barf just for communication purposes, all with alcohol, weed, a multivitamin, and a B-12...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ

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"Hey, EU, what's up?"

"We're governing the world in your absence under what may turn out to be a temporary "Brexit" by the U.K. Hopefully they come to their senses. And hopefully you come to yours. We would like nothing more than to toss this nuclear ball back to you."

"Yeah, I know, right? The 'brain trust.'"
- https://www.dw.com/en/giant-south-american-birds-cause-chaos...

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Seems like Jack J. sayin' the bug check is okay. I wish it had tail fins...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWwfT8yyz0Y

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- Facebook being investigated by the EU for delaying their report of a security breach.
- China investigating "unregistered" religious leader.
- Google testifies before Congress; U.S. government asks about protection of what kids view on "iPhones."
- T.J. gets really drunk...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Getting to know the people who supply you with beer:

1) Some yelling about the "no u-turn" signs.
2) Lots of apologies and cash tips.
3) Explaining the midnight alcohol laws.
4) Explaining that I learned that in Denbigh.
5) BONUS! They put J. Clyde in Denbigh.
6) They're friendly.
7) The Taco Bell with the bean burrito you want closes at 11PM here.

Info you get by waiting until the last fucking minute...

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Hey, Hank. Present the candle dipping experience like picking a paint color. Swatches of colors, using a beautiful display of candles, are presented under lighting that can be changed. Once a color is selected, a single dipping pale fills with the selected color. The customer still has the "hands on" experience of dipping the candle in the color (a through-and-through colored candle can be made from repeatedly dipping a wick, but it takes longer, so we're already a step away from how colored candles are really made, but have the dipping experience processed quickly - one dip instead of 50). Anyway, when the customer is done, the pale is replaced by another blank "can of paint." This prevents cleaning the trays.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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Watching Undercover Boss. This one is the CEO of Yankee Candle. He seems like a really good guy. I think he fucked up with Blaze (an employee), though. Blaze got no prize. No scholarship, no money, no nothing except a vague assurance that the CEO would be available to talk about Blaze's family problems.

Blaze has had a difficult past. He asked that the candle dipping trays, in which candles can be re-colored by dipping, be reconfigured so that customers wouldn't dip into multiple colors, making his workday more difficult. He didn't ask for psychological counseling from the CEO because he said, "This is just a paycheck" and "Some customers fucking suck!"

Boss, you threw out the treasure...

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Logan, Thumper is trying to memorize shit and isn't very good at it... I hope that makes sense.

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Swifterrs seems like he's saying he's felt suicidal depression, too. It's a lymphatic problem. We need a drug for it. They can control how we perceive the world, how hard we'll work, etc. by not addressing it as a drug problem. We could be much happier...

Then a crazy kid leaps at you...

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Australia just recignized "West Jerusalem" as the capital of Isreal.
- https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/15/australia/israel-capital-west-jerusalem...

The U.K. didn't get the Brexit deal they wanted, but have been offered a way back into the EU.
- https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-article50/stopping-brexit...
- https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/15/bishops-pray-for-politicians...

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The Paris Climate Summit is down to, "How much should we pay out to countries that either partially or fully go under water?"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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The Republicans are saying that because they set the "healthcare requirement fee" to $0, ObamaCare is no longer protected as a tax, and that the whole law can now be thrown out. It's up to a series of judges as to what that means for people.

You wanna see magic? If you set the number to $-100, it's the same as a tax refund or entitlement. Merely setting it to $0 does not imply what the software actually does. Believe me. I write this stuff...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-gja10qkw

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Cam, that sounds like what I describe as "suicidal depression." You want to be scared with someone? Are you huddling and hedonistic, or just huddling? The level of safety you want for your friends and family is beyond compare...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

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Youth and stardom...Good thing you're on MedNet. I tried to sign up for our state's newly expanded Medicaid program using the website that Trump destroyed, called heathcare.gov, and realized how important MedNet is. It's awful if you don't have MedNet...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP_fTSo_zW4

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Sorry about the page going out. It uploads part of the page, the Internet goes out, and your browser can't make sense of the partial data that made it to the server. In this way, they could be trying to take me out. I woke the hotel manager from bed. I offered him $20 for Internet. He said, "We don't have the Internet like that, but I'll give you a free upgrade to our new paid network." (Keep in mind, it's 12:30 AM here...) I almost went to fucking war. I almost thought there was a deliberate attempt to hurt us...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0

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Everything's fine, dude. What do you want to be when you grow up?

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Have you ever thought about the 10 commandments in Judaism and Christianity? The one about honoring your mother and father is wrong. Because you can't kill your wife nowadays. You are entitled to a state that protects you from parents who are hurting you. But who dishonored who? Who killed his wife? I don't care. Get that kid out, and make sure they pay for this service...

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I'll get the horse, Swifterrs. The external speakers, too...

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My mom is moving me to Williamsburg for the near future. My dad is having a rough time. I hate this little "netbook," despise the Internet connection, want Music Choice, want to get my heaters and get it 90F in here, want the room cleaned, but have to clear out the drugs and shit, want a pet (I might adopt a dog), and need to get out more. I'll see you guys at the bar this time. Eventually... For all I know, she retires in a home in Gloucester and I'm in Williamsburg for a long, long time. Home is where my heart is, Cam. Let's keep everything a secret...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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It's our home! Take care of it!

This is an ad campaign for combating climate change on Earth.

You're in an African jungle with apes and the camera zooms in on your face. It looks different. More human-like. You look up at the sky with shock, and build a fire. Then you see smoke. Flip to a Febreze style ad where "steam-like particles" swirl/rise out of the dirt of the jungle, and appear to "eat" the smoke. Almost like a Febreze ad. Then you can go two ways.

1) Dive below the jungle floor and show lava: "Earth! Quit fucking up the environment or you'll die!"

2) Stop at the Febreze part: "Earth... Take care of it."

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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If you fuck up the rounding:

"Your genetic code specifies certain drugs, nutrients, vitamins, minerals, and hydration at specific intervals. You failed to awake out of Africa on time, and suppply yourself. Your facial micro-expression due to caffeine failure affected the Internet, and you are now the cause of nuclear war."

Big victory for me and Cam. Hard on the actors. (We don't think it's psychic...)

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU7EdyAYrg

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Swifterrs, Hank, you're right. But he'll find a way to throw poop at you for putting him through it... I recommend feeding him an alcohol beverage...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU


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So, the girl I asked for help to find the combination can/bottle opener to open this kind of beer whispered "Because I don't like him!" in my ear while pointing at the can/bottle opener. The only "him" in the store was a customer in a luxury car wearing street clothes. I flashed her a past of myself. She said, "What did you just say to me?" I flashed her perfection. She said, "I don't know what's going on." I started screaming "Girl! Girl! Girl! You don't know how it works!"

Before I left, someone said the last series of posts may be related to muscle memory. Their exact words were, "That's just muscle memory."

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An "illusive":

You physically feel like a past version of yourself to access memories. This involves movement and daily routines. You don't look like you think you do (you could look better or worse in reality), but use that guy to get to the vending machine and deal with the policed roads, people in stores, etc. with that Canadian vending machine spirit...

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"Could you please just put a beer in the vending machine so I can chill right now?"

"So, you fled to Canada, spent $10,000, crossed the country, saw the moose, and had the best laugh of your life with someone?"

"Yeah."

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HOUR OF EVIL!©®™


I don't remember FBI Surveillance 2.4 being one of the networks in this hotel! For real, this is a pic I made with the phone cam of the PC, in case they take over my PC. That way, it's on 2 devices. It's gone now...

What I do is, like, it's prolly some joker who tethered his snartophone's 4G and named it that. Joke, or no joke? You decide! Are you playing with MedNet at 4AM? (It takes hours to upload, guys...)


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"That chili has things you don't want in it. Did you get the taste?"

"Holy fuck! Yeah, I can taste funny things. Although this study was blind, I don't think I could pass a double-blind if I were tricked to be disproven. Like, 'Hey, T.J., which one contains the bad ingredient' rigged to make me fail."

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"Bang Bang" is now in a Cadillac ad...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzJedshRyNo

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Okay, I can tell you about how it looks to me. Instead of pointing me to a visitors center, resort, historic area, etc. with BIG signs, I need major roads marked with big, interstate-style signs. I've seen navi fuck up real bad. Like, I've seen it suggest the Midtown Tunnel to Terminal Blvd. when taking the new paths to Norfolk and Virginia Beach. It fucks up bad. We still need signs.

So when you get off of I-64 West at Camp Peary, there needs to be a BIG sign for Bypass Road. Otherwise you learn landmarks. I'm from a linear city. There are two straight main roads, with roads that pass between those two roads. This place is all curvy. Navi is shakey. Treat it like an interstate...

Guys, they're almost done with Segment 2, and Segment 3 has started...

This shit matters. That's why shopping centers close. Main roads and shit...

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New this holiday season! The Fisher-Price Think & Learn Rocktopus! It's a robot octopus with different instruments you can attach. Ages 3-6. $60.00. It's so crazy when this ad comes on while I'm this fucking high!
- https://fisher-price.mattel.com/shop/en-us/fp/think-learn/think-learn-rocktopus

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Welcome back to Williamsburg! It's a snowy Winter paradise right now, but there's still plenty of green...

Yo, I am checked the fuck in!




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"They" (need to refind article) are projecting that this EU copyright thing will pass. It's like 2 to 1 odds based on whatever they call the "pre-vote" there. People involved with it claim that EU small business laws will protect small platforms from taxes. So, they think it won't hurt me. The way it works is they tax Google if Google doesn't scan your uploads as you upload. I think... Maybe it's okay to scan after you get it on there? The penalty is a tax for failing to scan during upload. It seems like...

NewsKing is hosted by a German company that has shutdown NewsKing movies and music.

Here's one article. It's saying the intent is to go after sites like Google News who produce no news, but just link to other news sites. NewsKing was founded similar to Google News. For example, if NewsKing gets big, I'll have to pay Cam for every link to his Twitter or YouTube platform, if viewed in the EU. That's just an example. The article also says EU Member States can decide how to interpret various parts of the law.

Do you like the way I wrote that? Ask yourself that. If you read past the headline, you'll see the vote is in 2019...
- https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform...

I heard Hollywood is abandoning LA and setting up headquarters in a warmer Berlin... Nah, I'm just playin...

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Some fun...

"Hook MedNet to the talking TV remote with a button for MedNet. This tells the computers several things different from screaming into your remote about TV..."
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It's something medical.
- It's not a medical TV show.
- You may be in need of help.

Okay, now use the WiFi thermostat in conjunction with MedNet. For example...

"I'm cold."

"Do you need an ambulance, are you in pain, or is a disaster taking place?"

"No, I'm just cold."

"I'll adjust the temperature."

See, they haven't done that, and they never will. Someone will say "McDonalds!" and it will never get done. But when you come out with something like this, life gets a little better. I've got a prototype that people trust, and an interface that you can use today. And tomorrow...
- tomorrow_today.mp4

This is the human spirit. It's keeping you alive and giving you a reason to live...


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Suggesting heat when someone is cold is the new attempted murder...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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I'm running late. My parents are screaming for me to leave because they're friends with the hotel manager, and don't want to trouble him. I'm doing my best, but think I deserve breakfast before I leave. The speech was given by my dad, who I found shivering on the couch/sofa/Davenport. He's still refusing to turn up the heat. He asked me to bring him more blankets. It would suck to go out saving $0.05 that your kids will never see because you think "that's what rich people do... they save $0.05!" I told my mom to turn up the heat, and she rushed to his aid with a blanket, scolded me for running late to leave, and served me cold pasta that was supposed to be hot because she "just put it in the fridge." Teddy got flounder and a nap in a recliner. My sister would have called the police and said my father hit her...

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Hello, guys. I have to go to a hotel today because my dad coughs blood when he hears my voice. He is beginning chemotherapy for lung cancer, which should resolve the issue. I don't know how the Internet access will be, I need a full workout, and I need to get the "netbook" updated for travel (because I no longer travel with the main laptop)...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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Alcohol & Drugs

So, we're taking on alcohol and drugs. I think, along with President Obama, that the issue involves mental health, not just throwing people in jail, or saying that alcohol and/or drugs are bad for everyone. Because here's how we've been doing it, and how we're gonna do it. Does eating spicy food work with crack/cocaine? It's the chef's fault! It's a mental health issue, too. And they left out your partner, Thumper. Your enteric nervous system (your mouth, throat, stomach, and intestines, along with some other parts down there, can "process information" independently of the brain. Click HERE!

MedNet


MedNet is all about you! Well, at least getting you a doctor and healthcare coverage that's right for you. But MedNet goes a step beyond. We try to find you the right doctor, match up healthcare plans for that doctor, and even tell you how far away the doctor is. In addition to patient ratings, MedNet also includes a way to talk about what you want in a doctor, from personality to hobbies to experiences with other patients. With MedNet, healthcare is all about you! Click HERE!

LA River

Nearly everyone in the world knows the LA River from movies. It's being re-done with bicycle trails, running trails, landmarks, landscaping, and activities to better enjoy the river. It's called a "greenway."But there's more to the LA River than just the way it looks. The LA River both protects and celebrates the Angeleno way of life, as well as bonding people from all over the city of LA together. Click HERE!

Medicine Hat

So, what's a "Medicine Hat?" the term comes to us from ancient, native, North American "Shamans." In a lot of places he wore a hat that said, "I handle this stuff." It's called a "Medicine Hat." The original focus of this presentation was new treatments for what are called "terminal" illnesses. A lot more is under the "Medicine Hat," though, including mental healthcare. Click HERE!

The Alien


Are there aliens?
Is there evidence of aliens in our past? Whether the "alien" looks like a tiny snake, or a walking, talking creature, we'll explore the evidence and enter the debate. What if their mere existence tears apart your religion, and then they tell you they have their own religion? We'll use science to talk about that. You don't wanna miss this one! Click HERE!

Meet Thumper!

What if you have a "second brain?" This presentation is about the "enteric nervous system," which scientists call your "second brain." Not much is known about it, but we're learning. It has as many nerve endings as a cat's brain. I named it Thumper, because it's only two-thirds the size of a cat's entire nervous system. Do you want to meet Thumper? Click HERE!

My Hero Academia

Do you get high? Do you feel sexy? Do you think about super powers and fantasy? Do you think about science and religion? Do you think about "gay, straight, and/or bi?" Are you into books and movies? Well, this presentation has you covered. It's linked to many of the other presentations on NewsKing, but it's a good start to getting high, staying safe, and enjoying yourself. Click HERE!

Climate Change

Global Climate Change is putting your life at risk, and slick politicians like Donald Trump have figured out how to link it to guns, your sex life, and racism. You're putting your life at risk, and the lives of your families at risk, if you listen to him. Don't fall for his shit. Be smart. Read this and make up your mind. Click HERE!

Loch Ness Monster

This presentation is about human sexuality and sexual orientation. They're two different things. Add the enteric nervous system to that (Thumper, on your upper left), and you're in for a good time! You don't want to miss this presentation! When you find out about the Loch Ness Monster, it will blow your mind! You have to Click HERE! now!

The Barfing Frog


YouTube recently banned videos in which barfing (vomiting, puking, throwing up) was featured. Strangely, they called it "pornography." The new rule came out shortly after I published the Meet Thumper! presentation (on your upper left). I think their decision was wrong, and you'll be amazed at new information about barfing. In many cases, it's normal. Click HERE!

Sleeping Out Of Africa

Do you have trouble sleeping? As in falling asleep at night not due to anything like snoring? Well, the YingYang Bros. may be able to help. The new information is astonishing, and will take you on a journey from racism to diet and exercise. If you want a good night's sleep, you should definitely check out this post. Meet the YingYang Bros.! Click HERE!

Happy New Year! - Jan. 1, 2019

Every new year, I like to start The NewsKing Blog off by wishing everyone a happy new year! While I'm not always on time (with so many time zones, it's impossible for me to wish everyone a happy new year right at midnight...) I usually come pretty close to January 1st. It's a great holiday, and I love celebrating on new year's eve. So, let's make this year a great one!

Happy New Year!
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