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Yes, I am...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtPKDHdS5bM

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Cody W., just have it. Free of charge...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Thank you, Jason! Yeah, he's really fuckin' good... I wish I could turn him off!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY


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If it's worst case, you can install more framing. If the drywall/sheetrock/gypsum board walls are already installed, it will be expensive... In the worst case... But it can be easily fixed during construction. If the worst case is true. I can't tell from the pictures...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk

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They might not have fallen in love yet, Jack J. It took me a long time to get LA's buildings upgraded. And there appear to be columns made of these eco-friendly bricks, and at least one masonry wall upon further inspection. You need a wooden, metal, or plastic frame to hold up the roof. Nash may be callin' this out...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA

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Mexico is still recovering from an earthquake about a year ago. They've improved their building codes since a 1985 earthquake, in which over 10,000 died. They got hit with two earthquakes of about the same magnitude as the 1985 earthquakes about a year ago, and the improved building codes brought the death toll down to under 1000.

We've discussed how "framing houses," so that there's a wooden, metal, or plastic frame under bricks or other siding, works well in earthquakes. Nash was there for that discussion, paid attention, and gave us some pictures of some new houses in Mexico. "Each house had an architect, so they would be built right and not look like shit." The bricks are made of eco-friendly materials, and surround a wooden frame. It appears to be a charity he's involved with...
- https://twitter.com/hashtag/LoveArmyMexico?src=hash




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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ

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Yeah, fantasy vends get messed up... But you guys can see this I think...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsM7qCulsRM

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM

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So, Taylor, you're a warrior. I'd sort you into the Marines. 51% unmarried, only branch of the military that opposed removing "don't ask, don't tell" so that some people could be gay. We even have math around it...
- https://www.npr.org/2011/07/03/137536111/by-the-numbers-todays-military
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzJedshRyNo

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I thought you said, "Stay ugly and get a girlfriend like me," Taylor. So, you're single and want it to stay that way? It means you love Thumper, and Thumper loves you... (In my opinion...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eACohWVwTOc

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If anyone responds, I can rock some algorithms around your responses...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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We can handle difficult topics on NewsKing...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

Check this out, too...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

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No, you don't gotta "beee," Taylor. You gotta be able to deal with a lot of shit, though...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhmUnk454MA

We talk about it all like we don't know what you mean... (Thanks, Hitler!)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becoming_(philosophy)

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, you cum to us, and that's a must...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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That's a robbery, Beau...

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I think "getting stood up" is mathematically comparable to "getting robbed," Beau. Champaign's on me...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbaQ9xnoMGQ

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2 more days 'til Fall/Autumn for the Northern Hemisphere, and the Fall Equinox celebrations. In the Southern Hemisphere, it will be the Spring Equinox. Halloween is our next "big" holiday...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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Bacon 5.0 is cookin', Paul...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPr8ZqRHTQo

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Did your fifth grade teacher check that you were alright before she passed? Did you get to the bottom of that ruler?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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That got dumped on a really smart 7-year-old...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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Yeah, everything is fine...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

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Glaive: "Protect Prefrontal Cortex. Something is wrong with the nuclear weapons, and Prefrontal Cortex keeps us safe."

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The diving math...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDmqBkGA4fA

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I won by jumping in and swiming really fast. And I could jump off the diving board. But I need a machine to lift me up by my legs, bang my head repeatedly on the edge of the pool, and then drop me dive-style into the water. My diving sucks. I always think I'm going to hit the edge of the pool. I still won, though...

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I'm getting this wild swim team vibe. It's wild like you wouldn't believe...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az7goWwsmJQ

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZSgg5rV64Y

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There's an object at the end of the survey. It's gonna bounce around in there. Hang on for, like, 3 days...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJey2dkiAI

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You'll need neoNewtonian capitalism or you'll die, and not enjoy your drugs...

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I think it's capitalism calculating the absence of virgin-ripped-boy-God.

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I got this sort:

- What do fat people think of skinny and muscular people?
- What do skinny people think of fat and muscular people?
- What do muscular people think of fat and skinny people?
- Do you think only one should reproduce?
- What is your income?
- How much will it cost for you to reproduce?
- How much abuse can you take and still reproduce?
- Can people be racist and reproduce?
- Should people reproduce?
- Should people breed?
- How much would such a study cost?
- You have a lifespan, how hard does that hit you?

Weird, alien-like questions...

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Anthony is Milaccan now. (I always used McDonald's "Grimace" character as God when I was a kid. Anthony used KFC's "Colonel Sanders" character...) I know the song you want...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybVudBaAb4

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Like, have fun with the rest of your night/day everyone...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU

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Beau means he's Milaccan...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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I was just informed that "$1,000,000.00 is pretty standard..." Something is seriously wrong, and we need to develop this!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEKWZk16N_w

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Well, Beau, you know what they say... I don't know why you ponied that up tonight. I don't like when people tell me that stuff, or get me to Google it. You come up "Italian/Australian," which is interpreted to mean you're fully Italian, and living in Australia. But the name "Brooks" suggests that you may be half Italian, and half Australian. I'd interpret "half Australian" to mean "half British." If that part is "English," you're 15% different than me if you want to be racist. You asked about "nationality," though, so clearly you don't want to be racist. Bitch, you look great...


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I don't think anyone heard you but me, Logan...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVYYpNaSs2Y

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Hi, Logan... You get bruised, right? I do...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Jason, Rodney suggested that in his legal troubles, he painted a picture of me to the police that isn't true, and told me to name Busboy and give Busboy a copy of the Summons. I don't know Busboy's real name or where he really lives. Busboy said he's not worth $1,000,000.00. Big B. and Dragon won't pick up the phone. Yo, I just drink the soy sauce if this goes wrong. My friends and I aren't doing the wrong thing here. I'm going to talk with a lawyer in person tomorrow - the law firm I like - instead of putting this in the hands of my dad's lawyer. $75.00 and you get to hear more about this. Out of the computer fund. (Nah, they'll give me the money in the morning.) This is like Trayvon shit and I'd rather die than back down. I didn't put "Eagle Scout" or "Went To Prom" in the list because that's not who I want to be, or what I want other people to worry about...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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Is something wrong with me?

- Consciousness
- Thumper
- High school advanced diploma
- BS in Management with a concentration in Marketing
- MA in Humanities with a concentration in Philosophy of Science
- Traveled world
- Tried almost every drug
- Sex
- Got in fight
- Went to jail
- Have own website
- Discovered big things about world
- Made changes to world
- Called government
- Have very large penis
- Very good looking
- Non-racist
- Non-sexist
- Non-violent
- Entered social media
- Stayed in acceptable shape
- Have friends
- Have dog
- Live in garage
- Million dollar lawsuit club

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Me, too, MAX! (That happened to me, too. Showing Thumper, or your new primate friend, love is lifting a lot of stress for me. He gets his exercises, takes his drugs, and gives me love back...)


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So, he can lock an innocent man up, throw away the key, get $2,000,000.00 from the insurance companies (including his own), his lawyers take half, and he keeps $1,000,000.00...

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He also served both my insurance company, and his own insurance company as if they were defendants. It leads me to believe his own insurance company, by which he was covered, has told him "NO!" to his claims. In Virginia, you can collect from more than one insurance company. Theoretically, he's suing for $3,000,000.00. So, like, if he stands a chance in hell of getting anything, he gets it twice from the insurance companies and pulls me into it for a try at tripling his money...

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Like this:

- Is the research necessary? Y/N
Answer = Y

- Has the research been conducted before? Y/N
Answer = Y

Then you're flagged. How is it necessary?

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Guys, the algorithm just caught a liar. This has happened to me during writing regulatory algorithms before. The USDA asks certain questions multiple times in different ways when evaluating research. I merely transferred those questions to an algorithm. It's like, if the two don't agree, flag that. What up to the insurance company algorithms I wrote...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA

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Logic sort: How could I pay $1,000,000.00 if a judge thinks, despite police reports, that I was driving the car? I couldn't pay. I'd be in jail. The summons specifically threatens penalties as though I were driving. And I was not in a $1.000,000.00 car. I was a passenger. The better course would be to seek damages. The lawsuit threat does not make logical sense if there are actual damages...

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Jack F., I'm thinking right now, take a bow, see if they can handle it, and proceed from there. Otherwise, I get to be a martyr. Print a copy...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Why don't they at least serve you bread and wine at a trial? This has turned into fun I can't describe...


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Well, Logan, what you have to do is...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-8CVixZ5o

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I get, "Have some fun for once."

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We have to address all of this. This is a presentation in development about law in the United States. This drama shouldn't be there. The duration, the possible penalties, and something as innocent as using drugs in some states seems like something is really wrong with other things, such as car accidents where you have to sue for $1,000,000.00 and put it on a guy who wasn't driving. That's the best possible way of looking at it. You could also ask the Plaintiff, "What do you think made you proceed on this course?"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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I wasn't driving the car. I don't have $1,000,000.00. But I want to accomodate the guy as much as possible, even if it means filiing bankruptcy. And I'll go to court.

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupZ7B0wyUQ

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It's like an Austin Powers movie...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

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Richard Scott Ray of Redding, California is suing me for $1,000,000.00, and now alleges I was driving. The Process Server told me he's only doing it because my insurance company is telling him "FUCK NO!" on his injury claim. I do not have to appear at the trial - and a trial-by-jury was requested - because, supposedly, my insurance company can send a lawyer to represent me. I cannot talk to this lawyer at the present time, and there is no trial date. All my insurance company has to do is submit the paperwork that says I've acknowledged that I've been served. You can't call 1-800-ISERVED and just say "YES." You have 21 days to submit specific legal documents, or you're in deeper shit...

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Also, Thumper might be Martian, there might be aliens over San Diego, and North Korea may have an earthquake weapon...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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How many of you had secret Thumpers before Thumper was rediscovered?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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Yeah, I think I know what you mean, Jack J. Thumper's for real. It sorted like that. There are boy Thumpers and girl Thumpers, but we all have prefrontal cortexes capable of math. Dude, welcome to Thumperland. I love Thumper. Thumper isn't in how most people think. What's your jeep gonna boom tonight?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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What if, during the nuclear war, every guy puts on Putin's Armageddon Condom, and does Circle Jerk, then some girl sneaks in, gathers up the condoms, fingers herself, and the human race survives? (She's one of the small percent who survived Ebola and high levels of radiation...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Bc5qMhE4

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I'm jokin' with you bro...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

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Whatcha gonna do, Cody S.?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-U8ruIQyA

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Having fun on NewsKing?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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Yeah...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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Huh?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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I liked the neck workout, Adam. I was so intrigued when Cam flexed the part of his spine in his neck on me...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoATZ1Imtw

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PJ, are you "whaling?" I'm fuckin' with ya. Have fun in Wales (One of PJ's claims to fame is his driver/actor forgetting which car parking garage he parked his car in in LA...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKASreVxpc

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Hank, nevermind the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation researchers who I drank beers with by private invitation in a research lab in Seattle... (A weed incident fucked all that up because of too many 12th Streets and no navi...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU7EdyAYrg

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I can get you there that way, Cody S., but it's difficult just to get through the links and provide it for a NewsKing audience (it'll scroll way down on your Twitter unless you pin it, and the link won't have any kind of reliability, not to mention if Spotify gets nuked... I need permanent, reliable links that never go away... NewsKing is forever... until they turn off music and movies... but here's a Spotify link... it took me 3 tries to get the right link for this audience...).
- https://open.spotify.com/embed/track/1iVS9s6Eo17wd8i1GQLEAV?utm_campaign=twitter...

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Hank, I dare you to live in LA for 3 months. Tell them you just moved there, and don't want to be a star. You want to open a studio. Go to bars and clubs. Talk to people at gas/petrol stations and convenience stores. Check this out... Are you Sheldon?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ByfhZoM_A

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

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I think Hank and Jack J. have been doing some heavy sliding...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

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Hank, if all you've got is "just flirt," that's a nice suburb. I heard you fucked her, too... You're dealing with pre-adolescents today for some reason. The code can go wrong, but generally, we want you happy and on your way to work...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ

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I just spoke to my "Process Server." He's going to stick "Notice of a Claim (not a lawsuit yet)" on my door this week. I said, "You're a Process Server like Dale Denton from Pineapple Express?" He said, "I wish my job was that cool." Then the lights went on...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sd6P2Tu8rw

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Good morning. The new weapons they came up with are bothering me. I would rather pull the plug on U.S. development and use nukes in retaliation for a hurricane. Except that we contributed to the causes of the hurricane thanks to president Ronald McDonald. I need alcohol. But, fuck it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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I told you to use the brackets, Carter! Next time, North Korea could send a bigger earthquake!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Like, uhh...
- Deal_Of_The_Century_preview.mp4

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I know...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEKWZk16N_w

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I think I can get that base moved!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY

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I found this with Cam and Roger. There's, like, this article in place now for GenX and later... Nah, I can disrespect her. I remember you while I was a student, at the same time I was teaching your class, and on presentation (book report) day, there you were sucking it in, in your tightest shirt, trying to run my class. I can see ya. Can you see me?
- https://www.military1.com/military-career/article/404439-going-full-on-hippy...

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I see you, I see you! Stay calm!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybVudBaAb4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

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I think it's close because I can't turn it off and find shit like that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd_EYo96lmo

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I found a thing. We're all fucking with a nuclear warhead. Prolly we should work on that. Not our fault. Didn't know what we had or what we did. Somehow, that's sliding into vends humans haven't had before...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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Dare I?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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I just got about 10 sliders through with this experiment. I was trying to find the best bread. When I hit the scale for that, I wanted certainty. I was too high to remember how I got there. Sliders are not certainty. You can run anything this way, but time will still pass. Like, you'll get hungry and moody and need to move around and shit, and the perfect bread isn't in the pantry as a reward. There's no time for an 8-course meal, and you don't wanna get dressed anyway. A workout, and a trip to the store!

Oh shit! "In Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, Ezekiel is acknowledged..." So, that bread is all three?
- https://www.foodforlife.com/about_us/ezekiel-49
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezekiel

Oh shit! The bread is body! (Maybe... I'm really good at having fun during a good time...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J0EnFmPrhg

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MAX, you never left! LOL! That must have been so much fun! Anyway, I Googled "who ate the first oyster," and although the article is titled so that it seems like it's about searching caves, it's about "modern thinking." You were looking for something different from what you already know. We're together globally, and do whatever we can wherever we can...
- https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15391834

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Lé MAX, in addition to your evil French twin, I think you have a Lé Swedish twin concerned about being a "fat Jew." (OMG! I fucking nailed that line. If anyone is offended, there is an ongoing discussion here. We are working very hard to end racist stereotypes...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8vr7JZ8bxs


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Glaive is involved in a mathematics hunt for some reason... (Glaive, I predict those memories are... There is not enough information available for me to figure out what you're up to, but I'm glad you enjoyed the meal...)

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It's involved in audio upsampling?

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Who thinks sliders are related to this? I remember learning it and getting an "A," but I can't be sure I did something like it with visual algorithms. I have no way of putting it terms of sliders. But it popped into my head for some reason. Is it "'About' math?" There's not enough information available. I know what the slider does. I was in 10th grade when I took Algebra II...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interpolation

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So, like, what's a "snow cone?" LOL! Just a guess, but I bet they ate snow when they got there...


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It seems kinda like an Italiapean meal, but bread was invented in Egypt and Mexico at about the same time. Noodles were invented in China. Tomato soup (as we know it) in America. The sandwich was invented in the U.K. (the Earl of Sandwich wanted a way to pick up his meat with his hands, so he could get more work done...). Tomato sauce and salads are credited to the Romans. We credit the Greeks with "wheat products," olive oil and wine. Africans are credited for figs, coconuts, palm oil, wheat, barley, beans, and fish. Just a quick Google scan. That's one hell of a fucking meal, isn't it? (Umm... I'm going with the sorbet for dessert, but just wanted make sure nothing went wrong with the meal...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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Just use the raspberry one from Wikipedia and you get...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc

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Sorbet is automatically vegan (in many cases), too...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorbet

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It just screams sorbet, though, doesn't it? (Like a carefully frozen 7-11 Slurpee you eat with a spoon...)

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I think vegan pumpkin pie for desert. For Fall/Autumn, which starts in 6 days. It's a seasonal dessert in the U.S., and there are vegan recipes. Pumpkin beer will also be on hand...

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This is nicer than yours, Trump. We ran it past the frat, collected public opinion, everything is vegan and organic, and we MRI-scanned the oysters and clams just to be sure. You couldn't, in your wildest dreams, even order a chef to put together a meal like this for you...

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Paul, I bet you'd pick this dinner over your burger topped with runny eggs and bacon. Even your dog loves spaghetti...

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Okay, the mini-burgers are veggie sliders. There are cooked clams on the spaghetti marinara, as well as raw oysters on the half-shell, but they are both optional. But here's one way of looking at our dinner party. It should please everyone, but there's no telling what you guys will think. Now we need a dessert...


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Added the veggie sliders to the list in the post below this one...

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So, we've got vegan spaghetti with marinara sauce, mushrooms, and onions, all cooked and chopped to near perfection. Artisan bread. Tomato soup. 2 choices of salads. Fruit. Oysters. Veggie sliders. Every beverage in the world. And... what for dessert?

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Just the grape tomatoes, cucumbers, a tiny bit of vegan mayo, and some salt will work. You will need vinegar if you add onions, though. Feta will jack the fat up. Kalamata olives are good on it, but use them carefully because they'll overpower the other flavors. If you use vinaigrette (oil and vinegar) or Italian dressing (oil and vinegar with spices), along with the feta and olives, you might as well eat a Big Mac. Try it my way...
- https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/balsamic-cucumber-salad

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Movie Night/Day!

I'm rewriting "Movie Night/Day" so one movie is in the directory/folder at a time. It's the simplest way to enjoy a movie without any other issues. Tonight, we're showing James Bond: Octopussy. It's based on the octopus discussion below this post. Just havin' fun. It was made in 1983. Enjoy!

Click the link below to stream the movie. If you want to add subtitles, use the link below the movie for instructions. To download the movie instead of streaming it, right click the link and choose "Save link as..." (if you're on a mobile device, use the Chrome browser and press-and-hold the link to choose "Download Link"). Use the fullscreen button on the video controls to watch the movie in fullscreen mode. No audio gain was added to this movie, so you may need to crank the volume.

- James_Bond_Octopussy.mp4
- Subtitles


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This should be our next movie...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe9Hki8UIX8

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We're gettin' there...
- https://www.instacart.com/kroger/products/17962213-white-castle-veggie-sliders...

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Your agnostic: "Could we add some sliders, though?"

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There's Descartes again...

"Karma is not fate, for we act with what can be described as a conditioned free will creating our own destinies. Karma refers to the totality of our actions and their concomitant reactions in this and previous lives, all of which determine our future. The conquest of karma lies in intelligent action and dispassionate reaction."
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma_in_Hinduism#Definitions

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There's Descartes...

"Everything and all existence is believed to be connected and cyclical in Hinduism, all living beings composed of two things, the soul and the body or matter."
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reincarnation#Hinduism

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I might be an agnostic Hindu. I should research that...

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"Durga is depicted in the Hindu pantheon as a Goddess riding a lion or tiger..."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsM7qCulsRM
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durga

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That's what she does!

"Durga, also identified as Adi Parashakti, Devi, Shakti, Bhavani, Parvati, Amba, Yogmaya and by numerous other names, is a principal and popular form of Hindu Goddess. She is the warrior goddess, whose mythology centers around combating evils and demonic forces that threaten peace, prosperity, and dharma of the good. She is the fierce form of the protective mother goddess, willing to unleash her anger against wrong, violence for liberation, and destruction, to empower creation."
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durga

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Jason, Cody S., thanks for the LOLs!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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We're in the damn studio, Carter...
- https://www.wpclipart.com/cartoon/animals/octopus/octopus_simple_purple.png

"The most obvious attribute of the octopus is its many 'arms' So dreaming of an octopus indicates that you are either participating in too many things at once or that you are feeling pulled in many different directions at the same time."
- http://sleepculture.com/octopus-dream-interpretation-meaning

It's also both a Hawaian and a Hindu God. And stangely, they're saying it's a sea creature that registers like a dog on an EEG scanner...
- http://rustyidols.blogspot.com/2008/08/research-octopus-god.html
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanaloa
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durga

And now it's a new character...
- https://www.wpclipart.com/cartoon/animals/octopus/octopus_simple_purple.png


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Hmm... I got about 30 problems...

"The dream octopus is also a symbol of greed and has been associated with the number 8 – because it has eight appendages. ... The appearance of an octopus in a dream can also mean that you are entangled in some kind of difficulty or that you are being too 'clingy' in one of your personal relationships."
- http://sleepculture.com/octopus-dream-interpretation-meaning

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I took a bong hit, and closed my eyes. There was a guy with a timer telling me to hurry up with these presentations. Then he turned into a bunch of purple, cartoon octopuses. They stayed in the shape of a human body. I tried to make them fall to the ground and crawl around, but I was in 2D with no gravity. There were, I'd guess, about 30 octopuses...

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The death toll so far for Florence (the hurricane in the NC) is 4. My thoughts and condolences to the friends and families of the deceased, and to the injured, their friends, and their families. I also hope the cities, towns, and counties affected are able to recover quickly...

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I'm working on it, Connor, but I'm celebrating tonight because I decided to get drunk and stoned. I mean, it's Friday... I think... Anyway, can you guys see the sliders this way? It may be why many of you understand the visual algorithms...


- https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e8074b0b-b034-4e25-8f25-d0fd06ea3ee2

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I have another slider. Are you going to say something? Say so much you're like me? Or risk losing your income from media, losing your home, losing your family, losing your friends, and find a cold place to get high and vlog? I fucking told you about most of this with limited research, minimal algorithms, and educated guessing. Guess what? I was right. You're not gonna be able to feel that RAWR! without telling yourself everything is fine, and Trump knows it. Unless you think some bitch in a garage is going to save you who doesn't even look like Jesus. In fact, he looks kinda Mexican... (Your choice, my Armageddon Condom...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0

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Now they're into "Climate Weapons." Countries who hog the rain, give you a hurricane, give you an earthquake, etc.

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Carbon sequestration is in there...

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A lead scientist said that he ran an algorithm on Twitter to collect information about people's opinons about the new field of "Geoengineering." He said the majority of people have wild conspiracy theories, and added, "It makes me doubt whether humans are even capable of doing any of this. It has to be done very carefully."

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One group is trying to make volcanoes erupt to blacken the sky with soot, blocking out the sun...

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Bill Gates is funding "cloud brightening," which sprays salt water into clouds to make them whiter, and thus reflect more sunlight...

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They're working on smearing flakes onto the ice caps to reflect the sun. It has to be done every few days, and can only cover 0.5% of the Artic. That's the area they forecast to change the forecast...

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Imagine all of it done by people who forgot about Thumper for millions of years... Yeah, that...

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Tonight at 11PM U.S. ET on HBO, VICE is airing an episode called "Engineering Earth." You can watch it now "On Demand."

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Would you try spraying metallic flakes in the air everyday for thousands of years to block out the sun? The sun would never be the same. Now attach a market to that. How many flakes, and who should pay? Which country has enough money for shade today?

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I'll put it another way. Imagine a slider based on climate change and the stock market. Every second of every day, it monitors pollution and global temperatures, and other data associated with climate change. It's looking for, "One more puff of smoke in the air that won't tip the scale toward 'runaway climate change,' the point at which we can't stop it." It doesn't care if your house goes under water. It's looking for certainty. In an uncertain universe. In that world, would we clean up our act, or let things like a U.S. invasion of Canada lead to catastrophic nuclear war?

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

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Connor, because the planet will burn up... I use try theory, and I promise not to stop when you say "when." I agree that it's not the happiest existence, though...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y

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I guess I'll let it slide this year...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

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"Dad, can I have a Watson? I want one for Christmas." "T.J., they don't have home models, and it costs money to use the ones they have." "Well, when can we have one in the back yard/lawn/grass/garden?" "I don't know. You'll have to be happy with the new Dell laptop." "I WANT A WATSON!" "GO TO YOUR ROOM!"


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Scroll down this page and look at the models! OMG!
- https://www.ibm.com/watson/about/index.html

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CNBC is next to the Weather Channel, and when I roll over on the remote and the channel changes, I watch CNBC sometimes during this hurricane. IBM has a new ad campaign for it's Watson supercomputer. They've removed the "eliminating uncertainty" stuff from Watson's home page, but that ad campaign might still be there. They're calling it AI (Artificial Intelligence) now. The main thing I like about Watson's home page is that they're selling "models." Business users create models, and own their models. You can try out different models, develop them over time, and add more data. I want to see the interface. Can I draw a visual algorithm yet? Like, doodle on a chalk board and have it put something together for me, given some basic information? Because people seem to understand the models I draw with a little information. It's more successful now if I don't word it quite so academically...
- https://www.ibm.com/watson

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OMG, Cody S.! I didn't even think of that... You are so funny! I love you!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

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Mine, too, Paul... Does everyone remember this?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hKSYgOGtos

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We got it...
- apollo.mp4

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I think through the Suggy equations down there somewhere, given that Logan made a point about saying he was not, before entering the fight, a fighter, we can give him a 1% win. No disrespect to his opponent, but I wish the rhetoric between them would stop...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

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I think DJK just confirmed that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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But I'm not Jesus...

"Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me." Psalm 23, New International Translation
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4AcFzxtdE

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This thing is sorting fast. Do you want to be the bitch of a friendly bully? Does your country pay a military? Why don't you pay me? Because you're scared. Heh...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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I think Adam The Friendly Bully just confirmed the math...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

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I got some math for you, Logan...

A) No fighting Logan if you look like shit.
B) If you don't look like shit, why would you be fighting Logan?

A + B = You have to think Logan looks like shit if you want to fight him.

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This morning, I woke up thinking there should be slidercologists. Like, you talk shit over with them, and they send you the sliders. And I get a percentage...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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Logan, I hope you feel that. Fuckin' rats get on me, too, but now we all know that one. I feel like a plague lifted...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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I found Logan talking about "A mean punch that he knows got through to a guy who looked like shit." Slow your roll, Logan. You have no reason not to keep order. You know? Like when the fight breaks out, you end it. You should, if my calculations are correct, still have a dick...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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What's a "swamp goblin," PJ? (Thanks for your support on the idea, MAX...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I

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Hang on NC, she's comin'! If you have not evacuated, shelter in place. Do not leave your residence now. That goes for areas of Virginia that have been evacuated, too. Georgia has declared a state of emergency today as well. You can track the storm here using the link below. Issac is projected to hit the Caribbean, and although there are advisories on Joyce and Helene, one of them is projected to not hit land...
- https://www.nhc.noaa.gov

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Thumper is having breakfast, Hank...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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Cam and Taylor. Cam refused to perform when his hamburger was served wrong, and Taylor complained constantly about not getting a daily allowance instead of turkey sandwiches everyday. I know that. I almost contacted a government on your behalf. I know what that is... And you grew up and started working out?

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Connor, at least, at the dinner party, you know the food is the best in the world; is served in courses on clean, solid plates; with clean, metal utensils, clean water, and your choice of beer, wine, liquor, soymilk (flavored to your taste), and any juice or soda/pop in the world that you want...

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He got really picky, and grew dangerously thin. When food was served on his flowered plate, it had to be transferred to a compartmentalized plate if the food touched or ran together...

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(I have egg issues. When the little guy down there was served eggs, he would refuse them. My paternal grandmother/father's mother came up with an idea to mix a sliced hot dog/sausage link with the eggs, but he would require being spoon fed. He can now tolerate ONLY omelets, scramled eggs, and Egg McMuffin poached-style - and that's different from a regular poach - with the yellow part punched out. A hard-boiled egg, diced or sliced in the exact right amount, is acceptable on a salad with heavy dressing. I'm trying to go vegan, so I steer away from eggs altogether now. I won't pass up a good vegetarian omelet if it's offered to me, though.)


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I can't dive face first into that burger with that egg on it, though, Paul. Runny eggs? Really? That would make me barf while I was eating it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps

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Paul, no, like this. But that was a neat visual. Computery. I ain't gonna lock you up for missing a workout, though...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hha0bwVvGmY

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Virtual Reality 2018... (There are motors, technicians, programmers, artists, and more in reality, but have fun...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOwIatwWXpQ

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It's like, you keep waking up and this world is still here. I don't know if you know what that feels like. I picture the floor of whatever building I'm in falling into an abyss, then realize the floor is still there...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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Wait, wait... I got it! "Cultured devil ham" (the word is actually deviled, and means the ham is smashed into a paste for spreading on crackers/biscuits/wafers/crisps). You vend that. It already has a marketing picture of the devil (with a pitchfork) on the label. So, for the ad, "Feel like being a little devilish tonight? Try Cultured Deviled Ham! All the fun of being a devil, with none of the guilt!" I win!

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I didn't mean to scare anyone. That's the way the algorithms look at it. Bacon 5.0 should be available in 2021, or shortly thereafter...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

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Wait... People think bacon is a thing, not a taste and texture? Fucking idiots. Thumper won't notice if you do it right...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNxWTS25Tbk

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You use sliders, Paul. Slider also means "mini-sandwich." Vegan bun. Vegan mayo on the top bun. Flip it over in your mind and stack. On top of the vegan mayo, you stack a tomato slice, a piece of crisp iceberg lettuce (not too much, or it will slip against the tomato slice; and slice the tomato thin), mustard, pickles, onions, vegan cheese if you want it, vegan bacon if you want it, the vegan burger patty, ketchup/catsup, bottom bun. Now flip the whole thing over. The patty should already be hot, but run the whole thing through the microwave for 30 seconds so no ingredients will be cold. Sort of the fast food feel when you get the food home. I like to serve it with a paper towel/paper napkin placed upon a plate, and the plate should not be paper...

Also...
- Bacon 1.0: An intelligent, dead mammal...
- Bacon 2.0: Crumbled soy flakes called "Bacos" or "Bac'n Bits"...
- Bacon 3.0: An effort to make something that looks and tastes like a strip of bacon without killing an animal
- Bacon 4.0: Same as bacon 3.0, but vegan
- Bacon 5.0: Cultured bacon. Coming soon...

What, you don't look at your sandwich in terms of ingredient release date and stack order? Then you "slide" it down the bar/counter at a bar/pub...

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Paul, I can help you with bacon. Do you like it floppy?
- https://www.seasip.info/VintagePC/floppies.html

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Don't rear end that CR-V, Swifterrs!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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The YouTube algorithm picked this song, and I remember searching for Kurt Cobain and getting high with friends; we felt like the song had deep, Nirvana meaning. You'll be safe in here, though...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp2P6JKc1QE

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I'll cum with you, Cody S. (like, umm, after what you did, that's a perma-cum), but tonight is the big premier of Hurricane Florence...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-IuIbfb-A

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The storm has changed to a category 2, and is still on track to hit north of Wilmington, NC tonight. Areas are going to flood, but the big bad wolf isn't going to blow the house down. Heed the warnings...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThHz9wlBeLU

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I found Sam installing underwater fences in Penis Village. So, I think fill the area with gravel, build the glass wall, and dig out the gravel. I found gravel. I like how it sounds when you step on it, and it's easy to work with. Somehow, I know this fuck...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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That's interesting, Hillary. We barely got math around it, but you're right. I cut it so close...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

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If the world is your oyster...

"I would like oysters on the half shell, chilled, scraped out of the shell and put back in so I don't have scrape, pre-lemon-juiced, and served in an attractive, sanitary, and leisurely way..." So, somehow some fancy plate is on ice, in some fancy vessel...

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So, what is a social network to you? Do you feel confident enough that you can "look back" at your social network experience and describe what it was (and what it is of course)?

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That BopFest you had as a kid counts. Thumper is still the same Thumper. Paul's theory is right. That bugs me out a little. Because I didn't eat hardly anything as a kid. I was pretty much into bopping, shitting in people's yards, and, eventually, thinking about nuclear war. My daycare center tried to stop the bop. My parents fattened me up. Yo, that shit is there! Paul is right on this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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This will need 3 days...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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Paul, I haven't eaten much today because I slept all day. When took my second bong hit, I barfed involuntarily. And it wasn't a bad feeling or anything like that. I was like, "FUCK YEAH!" So, I've never experienced this, and never had it put together that way for me. So...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/barfing_frog.htm

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Check out the Sandbar!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

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Prefrontal Cortex says, "How long are your fingernails? Do you clip them, bite them, or paint them? Are there irregularities?" Glaive is getting him drunk as fast as he can...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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So, if you take a bong hit, humans have opposable thumbs, not claws like cats, and we made it to nuclear war...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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There's a little information available, but it's not much. Like, Thumper isn't in the math and they admit it's an educated guess...
- https://www.livescience.com/40548-why-do-cats-knead.html
- https://www.petmd.com/cat/behavior/evr_ct_why_do_cats_knead

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So, like, those thoughts wouldn't be yours before God. There's a Thumper...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXyO-CbhTfQ

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I think it's Thumper...

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I don't know what's up with the cat thing, Hank & Cody S. I do know that when Teddy, our dog, races around the back yard/lawn/grass/garden with me and gets really excited, he goes for my nipples and bites them gently.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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Did anyone notice the U.S. classified the "European Model" as a "National Model?" Would that be our nation or theirs?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

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Cheers, Beau!

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I babysat a cat that liked to do that to people's necks, Connor. He was my best friend's cat (college best friend), and spent a lot of time alone. One day, he ran away from my friend's house. The cat's name was Oscar. He was into necks. I see your cat is into abs...

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This is one of the other models. Maybe word it differently than "physics changes." I'm pretty sure the physics is there, right, Beau? (Anyway, that term comes up in game design. "Game physics" is about how high you can jump, how objects fall, the path bullets take, etc.)
- https://rapidrefresh.noaa.gov/images/RAPv4-HRRRv3-change-quad.png

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Wanna see some models? These appear to be the big ones. It looks like Raleigh has one. I hope it consults a university I attended, as well as the cluster of universities around Raleigh...
- https://www.weather.gov/rnk/models

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The big models still have Florence hitting land at the same point, but the European model (in the past, the most accurate model) has it hitting land north of Wilmington, and heading south in such a way that the South Carolina and Georgia coasts could be affected. The Mid-Atlantic (that's you, Hampton Roads) is still doing coastal evacuations, and the Navy has ordered more than 30 ships to move out to sea to avoid the storm...

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These, too...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

Too soon?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ

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Don't worry, Denbigh...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td7YNKhjFJw

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUb_6-XJWQ

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If there was someone I could pay to do it, I would have his house and truck shot to pieces in a drive-by. It would just be easier, and it wouldn't affect our work...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybVudBaAb4

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Heh! Glaive put me to sleep all day. I've only had "wakeful moments." I thought of this song when I woke up just now...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcYaAu01Q2Y

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Logan! Don't go off NewsKing! It is another world out there...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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So, to me, it's like dealing with something "Southern Fried." Like my mom's relatives at the funeral of her father. They tried for shit like, "YOU DON'T WORK IN WASHINGTON, DC! YOUR MOM GAVE YOU PAP'S MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR LIFESTYLE!" Nah, I work in DC, dumbass. "YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD!" I'm an agnostic, fool. Can you pronounce that?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN54c8bqK_s

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LOL!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIAkRVBS-0U

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Weird curve on this. The "big white truck" that Busboy hit has been spotted by my dad outside of my house. My dad thinks he perceives that my parents' wealth is my wealth. The guy has likely stalked me in the past, and doesn't know we saw him. I just found out from my dad...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA

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These are awesome reads, and I threw in a song. Yeah, we talk...
- http://www.denbighlaw.com/bankruptcy/virginia-bankruptcy-attorneys
- http://www.denbighlaw.com/2016/03/01/debt-settlement-companies
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ

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Insurance calls for that 9-month-old accident. My insurance company is getting me an attorney. I told them I would rather drink the soy sauce. My dad also talked things over with an attorney who said, "See what the award is before you pay me." I contacted a Denbigh bankruptcy attorney who said, "Offer them my bankruptcy fee if judgement is against you. And fight this." On 9/11. But yeah, MAX, they took the day off work on their 30th anniversary, watched it on TV, and we're as fucking proud as you are! Funny how that works...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

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I wished my parents a happy anniversary and reminded them that evacuations begin at noon this year. We had a really good laugh...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clxtg2pFTQM

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Beau, I saw your marriage proposal. Just some Googling says you and Jai both dated Ariana Grande, who was also dating Mac Miller, and Mac just died. Is she like the "goto" chick for... how do I put this... young men? I mean, all the high schools have those. In Germany, you can get a specialist for a fee. Anyway, I seriously doubt you're getting married, but wish you the best if you are... Cheers!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ

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I have to move a base into a swamp where they light fires if the fires aren't already burning (because that way everything is burnt, so we all don't burn up - the strategy does not work in most parts of California... California forests are not swamps...). It's also a wildlife refuge. Maybe we could go a little to the left or something. But to me, that place stinks up the air, and has no benefit to wildlife. It's on fire all the time to keep Hampton Roads from burning to death, cranking smoke into the atmosphere...

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Yeah, Powpow. The first round of mandatory evacuations begin at noon on 9/11. It's also my parents' anniversary. They were married on 9/11 1971, exactly 30 years before the World Trade Center disaster. My mom gave birth to me on Friday the 13th. My sister's husband was born on Halloween. I mean, we don't buy into superstitious stuff, but man do we have the goods. All the main legends. We're really good people. We want to get everyone through these storms...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puJXJfnEf9U

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Thank you for finding a way to finally tell us, Connor. Do you want the front, the back, or the back-back with The Reaper? Keep in mind The Reaper is kissing the back glass, and if you get back there with him, you may distract his brother, Dallas, who is a perfect driver. The Reaper is his older brother. Dallas can drive the shit out of a car and never fucks up...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y


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I swear I smelled the fire in Denbigh today. You can smell it from a long way away, and sometimes there's smoke visible here. We should be getting some rain soon...
- https://www.fws.gov/refuge/Great_Dismal_Swamp/what_we_do/prescribedfire.html
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4

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The latest computer models are placing the eye of the storm slightly to the north of Wilmington, NC. Wilmington is a big metro area, so hopefully it'll stay slightly north. No offense to the residents of Topsail Beach, slightly north of Wilmington. If it stays this way, both cities will sustain some amount of damage. This is just the "eye," and the storm is huge. It's a lot easier to evacuate Topsail. And I've been there, know you guys, and want you to heed the warnings. Charleston, SC is evacuating people by bus to inland shelters. The storm is varying slightly at this point, but is still expected to hit in a general area. The big models still agree, but there are are signs of variation...

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Jack F. and Beau seem to launching a varient of "Kidz Bop," in conjunction with Cody S. and that kid with the books pictured below (who loved bopping on his naptime cot/daycare bed)...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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Don't worry, I checked my sister's address, and it shows up clear ("not listed" for flooding)...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI

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I made this for my mom and my niece and nephew. My mom is spending the night over at their house during the storm. You're with her for this, kids... Anyway, I made this for them. We've got a stack of presentations to get through, but this would be a neat one when we get through it all. I already have the font...
- https://best-font.com/fonts/download-darlin-btn-font.html


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Pthh! I liked the video, Beau...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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Anthony, we're in security mode. My parents purchased a Pillsbury Doughboy toy (Anthony just made a Pillsbuty Doughboy video on YouTube themed around "The Matrix") for my nephew to play with last week. It's likely a coincidence, and I don't consider you, personally, a security threat. But think about the timing of the idea and, if you got information, where you got it. We're reviewing security procedures on my parents' laptops, and you should review yours...

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When you type in your address, it just "looks natural" if you're not a flood risk. If there are colors over your house, blue is the A. The highest risk. I think, based on testing it once...

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FEMA has a service where you can just type your address in and get your flood risk. Keep in mind the software assumes flood conditions occur, meaning we have to get a lot of rain. The server is VERY busy. Be patient...
- https://msc.fema.gov/portal/search

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So, if you put the hurricane aside and think "just a lot of rain," there's a model that puts "just a lot of rain" over Hampton Roads after the brutal part of the storm is over. It's just one model, but it seems like a noteworthy model. We may be at risk of major flooding in Hampton Roads. So, during your business week, speak to an insurance agent (even if you live in an apartment) and get your "flood grade." It doesn't even matter if you're insured, they'll talk to you. This is State Farm's software, BTW...

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My dad spoke with our home insurance representative. We're not in what's considered a "flood risk" area in Denbigh. The software has "zones." "A" is the highest risk. They're the first to be evacuated. Our house is "not listed," and she turned to my dad and said, "You won't have a flood."

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Hurricane Florence has intensified to a category 4. It could go up to a 5, but it may weaken before it hits. The meteorologist in the video said, "Guys, there's no reason to die in a hurricane in 2018. We can forecast these things like 5 days out. Heed the warnings."
- https://weather.com/safety/hurricane/news/2018-09-10-hurricane-florence...

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Fits perfect...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ByfhZoM_A

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Hey, kids! Don't tell your teacher about Thumper. It isn't time yet, and you might get in trouble. They might send people to your house and try to take away your mommy and daddy. And Jesus can walk on water...

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I just realized you could keep giving the same test with the same instructions and try to figure out similarities between kids who say, "That's not a mountain!" and go on to score in the 99th percentile...

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Don't worry little man, you nailed it eventually. Man, did you ever nail it, kid. (And to the kids who didn't, don't worry about it. If you're reading this, you nailed it...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZp0RHooy10


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You think you'll get the formula, Connor? Or did we all just get it? Is there room for fun?

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Yeah, I forgot to mention I had to go through special, private testing to get back into the TAG (Talented And Gifted) program in elementary school. My first grade teacher sat me down in the back of the classroom for a test (for some reason, all the testing was private or semi-private, with an educator watching). On a piece of paper, there was a triangle with lines sticking out of both sides. Crudely drawn. On the lines, there were words with one letter missing. The only instructions were "climb the mountain." I looked at her and said, "That's not a mountain." I was kicked out of TAG.

So, a few times a week I was pulled out of class, taken to a special test room, and tested with a special teacher of some sort. I did well, but - I think I've told this story before - the TAG class had "how to read an index (the weird "table of contents" looking thing in the BACK of some books). My "Accelerated" class didn't have that on the curriculum, so I failed. It would take me until 6th grade to get back in (and I think they stop calling it TAG then - you score in the 99th percentile, and you know what class you're in... in high school, they just call it Accelerated (X) and AP).

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Anthony, from memory, I wouldn't remember the scarf unless someone asked me if there was a scarf, and what color it was. Like, picture yourself in the "special test room" for gifted kids, where no other students are around and the "special teacher" sits in front of you. You're under pressure. She shouts, "You forgot the shoes! What color are his shoes!?" Then he has shoes.

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MAX, I agree, but I look at it slightly differently. Mine is like, "dude, just get old," with a bottle of soy sauce at my side. I don't try to balance strengths and weaknesses anymore. I know what you're talking about, though...

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Try putting it with this...
- https://www.newsking.com/html5_video/nuke.mp4

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Did your eyes light up, guys?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLeDdzGUTq0

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Pewd, you derived marketing theory from a warped game version of neoclassical economic theory. Yeah, there's a society...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RZqPq1-1Tw

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Yes, I do know, Pewd. What do you want me to do? Stage a protest?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4AcFzxtdE

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Okay, Swifterrs, I looked into it. I would describe that genre of games "like the 'invisible hand' in some economic theories, without 'going concern.'"
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_man_standing_(gaming)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_royale_game
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_hand
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_concern

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Who's ready for blizzard season to hurry up and start?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJayW1kOeM

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My dad: Took all the math about the hurricane to Lowe's Home Improvement Center and purchased a new propane grill that was sized right to occupy a corner by the window on the glass enclosed back porch/Florida room/3-season room "in case the power goes out." (Don't worry, with all the windows open, it's an outdoor space the way they did it. DO NOT put a grill indoors!) "Dad, you have a generator." "T.J., you're right. Put the grill together while I go get gas/petrol for the generator." Guys, it's pandemonium out there...

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What if there's one of these, though, Swifterrs? Like, someone who wants to get to the bottom of a ruler/measuring stick...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICL06V1IOA

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Jason, you said... something... (Lookin' good, man!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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Connor, did you think you accidentally said to the world, "I have a velvet pencil?" Did you feel the fire, man? That huge blaze we're dealing with...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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Yeah, Music Choice...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

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"T.J.! Fucking stick the ceremonial shovel in the ground, fool!" "Okay..."

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I think what happened, Swifterrs, is that the frat is now DBA (Doing Business As) The Institute for Advanced Thumper Studies. Until the world has more neurogastroenteroligists, kinesiologists, nutritionists, etc...

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That sounds like drugs, Connor. Also, Swifterrs confirmed "fart theory" (it doesn't have to be a fart) in that you have to plan around Thumper sleeping or sitting in a chair. There are some companies that encourage workers to exercise throughout the day. It's annoying when you're in the middle of a thought and have to get up and exercise. You risk losing the thought...
- https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/work/companies-paying-employees-exercise...

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There are two more hurricanes behind Florence, but there isn't enough information available to tell if they pose a threat to humans. "Hurricane Season" traditionally ends in October, but officially runs from June 1st to November 30th.

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Vice President Mike Pence was asked if all political officials should have to take a lie detector test, and if he would take one. He said, "Yes."

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They're saying coastal NC now, and that all the big models agree. They're calculating things like where flooding risks are. They're also saying it's going to be a category 3 when it hits, but with a higher flooding risk than an average category 3. Charleston, SC is saying their shelters can't take a category 3. I don't know why. We usually build to a category 3. Category 5 is the worst. The most southern parts of the Outer Banks (Cape Hatteras) are under mandatory evacuation. Virginia, North Carolina, and South Carolina have declared a state of emergency.

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Choose 1:

- A) Get out of bed and do situps because you farted.
- B) Destroy the world before you get out of bed and do anything in the middle of YOUR thought.

I chose A, but the rest of my morning is B. I'm having tomatoes for breakfast, and even though I need liquid, I'm not drinking anything until I feel like it. I'm willing to risk the destruction of the world to run my morning like I want it run. I lack a butler...

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UNC Wilmington (UNCW) in North Carolina is currently "encouraging" students to evacuate. I mean, even if this thing misses, kid, take a holiday...
- https://uncw.edu/news/2018/09/Alert-UNCW-Issues-Voluntary-Evacuation...

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I just called Marketing! In case you thought I forgot...
- hurricane_party.mp4

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Cody S., I'm sorry you feel sick. We're testing linked sliding scales. Like, do you come closer with a sliding scale that passes a "score" up to the next scale than if you did your math so that you need there not to be consciousness...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eACohWVwTOc

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Oh, fuck... No way! For real?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG9C0VwruXE

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There's a weird thing in the computer models. A great deal of variability is usually present, but it isn't present so far for algorithms monitoring Hurricane Florence. It's on track for Wilmington, NC, a place famous for dealing with this, and a former home of mine. There's an aquarium in Wilmington with a display of how far under water certain areas get over the years. The museum area can go up to 6 feet/2 meters under water. Variability is still there, but it's weird that it didn't vary when they expected it to, based on past models. We still don't have enough information available, but hang on, guys...
- https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang...

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Fuck, one more thing. We've got a category 3 or 4 hurricane that they think might hit between Charleston, SC and Washington, DC 5 days from now. My dad is freaking and has marked research dollars for me to keep our family up to date, including the wind speed rating of the house if evacuation is ordered...

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Okay, Swifterrs, I can get that song on for you. I'll see everyone tomorrow...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

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Glad you like her, Adam! She gets a little stabby, so I gave her a plastic safety spork just in case...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

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Guys, load the bouncy castle with spaghetti on spaghetti carpet and have sex. Make her eat it off your abs with a fork (a plastic safety "spork"). Make it an exit...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td7YNKhjFJw

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Hank, phone scams are a bit much for me tonight, but I can get Jack J.'s "Spaghetti Carpet." He's got a mouth that spills gold. And spaghetti carpet is here. Glad everyone liked the recipe...
- https://www.featurepics.com/StockImage/20100628/carpet-texture...


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Who's ready to hit the highway? I gotta new phone charger with multiple jacks for the CR-V, and the radio and fog lamps are fixed...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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Jack J., that's funny as shit!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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PJ! This is Homeland Security! Put down the spray can! This is a nuclear non-lethal handgun! Return the rental car with no spray paint, and there will be no penalty...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1shsSRqB8

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This one is already in use on immigrants. It's only 86% accurate. It detects eye movement. I stuck it in the source post below, too. They're going on about how "cognitive load" affects "eye movement and pupil diameter." It scores you...
- https://converus.com/eyedetect

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I'm feeling a little cautious because imagine a home unit in which you can put your kid in "time out" and torture the shit of him! "Kid, just shut your eyes, cover your ears, and scream..." (This is checking for bugs...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

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Got it. It's down in that post. Read it like this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Sourcing. The list for this part will be in the post below. It's gonna be hard to find the brain/picture neurology study.

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I checked with the U.S. government to see if MRI scans could hurt you. There is no known risk because they don't use "ionizing radiation." It will literally tug at any metal objects, though, and with long enough exposure, you may get hot and break a sweat. The older machines (I'm assuming they've worked out this bug, because I need auditory questions, but could use headphones) make a loud "clunking" sound, and it is not uncommon to recommend patients use ear protection...

CAT (CT) scanners use X-Ray radiation. Those are the ones in the temporary buildings outside of hospitals. There'd be no reason to put an MRI out there unless that's just where the expert staff is. The amount of radiation you get from a CAT (CT) scan or X-Ray is not enough to kill you, and does not appear to cause any permanent damage.

We're going with the MRI. We need detailed soft tissue analysis, not bone analysis...
- https://www.fda.gov/Radiation-EmittingProducts...

MRI can see your brain...
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4189192

Here's the initial study. Ignore the opinions (if any, I didn't read it). I watched it on TV...
- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/reading-my-mind

The eye detector...
- https://converus.com/eyedetect

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You better find that passport, Alfie. The walkthrough MRI with flatscreens is not in place at airports. Whatever happens, enjoy your stay...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY

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When you first saw it, did you think it was to come crashing into the theater and kill everyone? It was just the first movie for paying audiences. Ya gotta start somewhere. We're just at the beginning of something, but the movie (algorithms in our case) work...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dgLEDdFddk

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Thumper, we're sorry about those thousands of "in between" years. I know it's been awhile, buddy...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=araU0fZj6oQ

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Hmm...
- https://www.foodnetwork.com

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I don't really think about it, but that was a really interesting experiment given how the world actually turned out, Paul...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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Yeah, Paul. I hate when he poops on the red carpet during your big moment to try to get on stage...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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How much farther?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

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So you call 911 (U.S. Health Emergency Services/Ambulance):

"Hey, I'm on NewsKing and I was thinking about neurogastroenterology, and I'd like one of them to come to my house and talk to me."

"Sir, we don't have that. Is there an emergency?"

"No."

"Then why are you requesting an emergency neurogastroenterologist?"

"I'm 800 lbs./363 kg., and I can't get out of bed to come see a neurogastroenterologist."

"Sir, that's okay. There aren't really that many of them who work like that anyway. We can cut a hole in the side of your house, get you into a special ambulance/emergency trolly, and get you into a hospital program. I need to know if you have Medicare, Medicaid, or private insurance, and if it's private insurance, I need to know the name."

"I have Medicaid."

"Okay, I'm going to read you a list of hospitals that will accept Medicaid for this treatment and have a program like you want. You can request a meeting with a neurogastroenterologist from there."

"I don't know about hospital plans like this. Will I be imprisoned?"

"No sir, but you can research the plans different hospitals have."

"I'm too tired. Pick the best one."

"Okay, sir, help is on the way. Stay on NewsKing until personnel arrive."

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Okay, Adam, I'm shortening the process of who said what in the frat to "Frat Credit." Like this...
- Frat Credit

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Right? I mean, look at him. At least half the mess is not your fault. There's a rabbit in there...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps

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What did we dream about when we were hungry and on the verge of starving to death? "40 days in the desert with really ripped abs and this thing at the end, guaranteed by God." Thumper, you're hungry, have really good taste, and we think you need exercise...


I just found out a "delicatessen" or "deli" serves "delicacies" (gourmet food), often foreign/far off/exotic delicacies, and concluded that for certain foods, the temperature of each ingredient, the way it is prepared, the ingredients used, and other factors are timed such that you'll have difficulty doing it at home, and it could ruin the meal if you have to do it. The word "delicatessen" has a new meaning in modern times, but there's an original one in this garage...
- http://wordcentral.com/cgi-bin/student?delicatessen

Who the fuck spends all night thinking about breakfast? Who do you think? He's also busy planning your morning shit, and his exercises if he likes exercises. He's a very busy boy, and gets blind sided by some of the food marketers serve...


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Here we go...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI

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Glaive came up with this for your substitute song for "Semi-Charmed Life," Jack F. I have no idea why...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY

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Connor, I mean, clearly something went live. Give it two more days usually. I call it a thump. I don't know what else to call it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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Bottoms up (Cheers!), Beau. My crown ain't gonna slip (and I hate that)...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xni3EcIbc

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Yeah, if you apply it to Paul and Swifterr's math. This thing is reaching into everything...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHFWEmH0I_s

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I'm just feelin' a little of this from that MRI/CAT (CT) part...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

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I think we just rolled Crossing The Border into Medicine Hat under "Mental Health." This is gonna thump... Get ready! (This is LIVE guys! It just worked out that way!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGWt7EwzG8

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That puts us back in Medicine Hat, but we gained Carbon Sequestration, Snow White & The 7 Houses, and Crossing The Border stacked behind it now, with each of these new presentations in a state such that enough information is available that they are operational. Good job, guys! Keep up the good work...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Nash, that's right on time. (Cam's friends made a donation to Together We Rise for his birthday, a charity that gives a boost to kids in foster care. As I understand their mission, they make the local, state, or private foster care programs better by working with partners. Volunteering is geared toward former foster kids, as well as motivated young adults. They want foster kids to be helped by peers on the outside...) Okay...
- https://www.togetherwerise.org
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk

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Who skipped the pass and went through it all anyway when coming back to the U.S. from Mexico to hit the "Hot Mexican Girls Exit" and/or "Hot Mexican Boys Exit" and party?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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If you made the timers variable (like sliders), but not above 90 days or below 30 days except in special circumstances, you could achieve a more perfect labor force... Like, there'd be no way Americans won't have jobs, or have to shoot Mexicans, snatch their kids, etc. at the border. Plus the whole thing makes money, is fun, and offers opportunities for all personalities to enter the U.S...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

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I liked Swifterrs "pass" idea, though. You could set up a two lane system. 1) Entering the U.S. from Mexico 2) Entering Mexico from the U.S. The system for entering Mexico is up to the Mexicans, but I have some neat ideas for the "Welcome To America From Mexico" part. You'd get some cool exits. "Need A Job Exit" "Get Drunk Now! Exit" "Go To Church Exit" "Get Legal Status Exit" "Hot Mexican Girls Exit" "Hot Mexican Boys Exit" and of course, "Home Depot Exit (in case you live somewhere where Mexicans don't offer to install what you bought when you leave Home Depot)."

A Home Depot Mexican Installer position, while illegal, will still get you your labor status pass to stay in the U.S. longer, and find other work. Immigration isn't looking at that, but there's a timer. We let it slide for up to 90 days, then you have to get a legit job for another 90 days. Then you're in. It's like 30-90 day indentured servitude, with an illegally low salary. You won't be judged or separated from your kids. But we want you out of that in 90 days. Companies could switch to an entirely illegal labor force without a timer. With a timer, they lose skilled workers, and pay for the workers' training. If you're deported, you have the skill and can try the scanners again as many times as you want, in whatever car you want...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

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What are you talking about Taylor? Didn't Cam just have a birthday? Fuck, I don't remember. But if today is Cam's birthday, he has the same birthday as Suggy. Happy birthday to you both... Cheers!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJey2dkiAI

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I sometimes sleep, as well as do the night bop, in my shoes, Hank. In fact, in the underground, breaking in a new pair of shoes with a bop is very common...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

Swifterrs, I would think if you started as someone born in the U.S. (or had the paperwork equivalent to satisfy), you could pass back through without all that. It would require changes in drug and smuggling laws, or a basic car scan at the border. However, Mexico, in exchange for allowing this system, would be allowed to set up their own. You have to weigh it against a commercial flight...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

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I think Jack F. voted for both 1 and 2...

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Suggy, it makes money without being evil, just like you said...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupZ7B0wyUQ

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That's an adventure game. Crossing The Border from NewsKing Game Studios... (We advertise heavily on Univision, Estrella, Telemundo, UniMás, Azteca, Imagen, and Canal...)

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Hey, man, feel like "Going To America?" "Yeah, but I'm outta cash and didn't make it in last week, and sure as fuck don't feel like hangin' out a Scenic Overlook/Service Area to wait for a ride with some idiot." "I got some money, man. Besides, they're running a special this week if you know how to pick grapes. The grape yields this year are too big for current labor." "Sure, man! Grab the tequila! We'll need it past the scanners if we don't hit any bar exits. They restage it all the time..."

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...Strip Clubs Exit; Gambling Exit; Tattoo Exit; Guns & Ammo Exit...

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Even if you ultimately don't make it in, you get the car of your choice and all the best clubs, federally guaranteed to please, with all scanned people...

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I added a new feature. The Scenic Overlooks/Service Areas are mandatory if you pay in. And they're themed to Mexican life: "Beautiful Young People Exit; Hot Girls Exit; Hot Guys Exit; Rich People Exit; Monk Bar Exit; etc.

How would you do this?
1) Make you choose at the Welcome Center, and have the car auto-drive in if you fail to pull off?
2) Allow you choose along the way, with a "Last Stop Scenic Overlook/Service Center" when your car runs out of battery/gas power?

What's at he "Last Stop?" It will depend on whether my frat votes for 1 or 2, or if they vote...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GONmFCkCGCc

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxde0IImnWs

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They already have an "open-upright" MRI. We could be doing everything from Thumper to Mental Health to Immigration now (with the right algorithms). And some flatcreens on the walls to show the image sequences...
- https://www.mycdi.com/_asset/75cvz0/medium/Pink-Patient-Tech-Far.jpg

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So, if you pay:
- Arrive at Welcome Center.
- Get through MRI/CAT (CT) corridor with the best and worst of America, with auditory questions.
- Decide if you consent to research (that's the interview).
- Choose your car. If you have a reservation, it will be waiting. Your choice will be kept private unless you consented to research.
- Arrive at your destination. Return the car, return to Mexico with the car, or pay for the car.
- Proceed through immigration if you planned on staying, and plan on staying "legal." Keep in mind, we know where you left the car, and are profiling you if you don't immigrate or leave.

If you pass scans to hang out at Scenic Overlooks/Service Centers and catch a ride:
- Get an illegal job.
- If you make it 30 days, take a pay stub to an immigration office, and get legal status to stay longer (WARNING: What you are reading isn't the law. This is a proposal.)
- After 90 days have passed, you'll be interviewed and MRI/CAT (CT) scanned again.
- Repeat every 90 days if you fail your interview or scan. If you don't show up for interviews and scans, you're profiled and considered illegal.
- Once you pass that "past 90 days" interview and scan, you can decide among various legal statuses (citizen, permanent resident, all of that shit).

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You get to pick from any car you've ever wanted to drive. Availability is limited, but reservations are available. BOOM! (You did it, T.J.!)

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The rental car is free upon return to Mexico, and no additional charges will be applied upon arrival at your expected destination. But that's an important thing. You have to drive a secure car to your stated destination, and return the car at the nearest nearby location... You can always take a flight...

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There would be a market for computer "models" that run the sequences of media and questions in the MRI/CAT (CT) scan tunnels. Like, I there are nine big computer models that predict the weather. We could run the models at the border with consent. As in, after you're done, can we use your results for study?

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If you decide to immigrate to the U.S. by running through the break in the wall at the service center, you'll find out your MRI/CAT (CT) score when you get here...

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To get to hang out in the Scenic Overlook/Service Center, all you have to do is walk through an armed corridor with scenes of the best and worst of American culture - from porn to brutal murder. An armed guard will be front of, and behind you, with weapons drawn. If you shut your eyes, your score goes way the fuck down. You will be MRI/CT (CAT) scanned, and hear questions in Spanish...

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This would be my "wall" to Mexico. Anyone can hang out at a Scenic Overlook with a Service Center, or you can buy your journey at the Welcome Center. The choices are yours from a Welcome Center. Should you stop at a Scenic Overlook/Service Center? Should you give someone a ride once there? Maybe he has some money. But we've interviewed the people who hang out at Service Center, and anyone can. Choose wisely, if you choose...


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The language difference computes to some people as "keeping secrets," "secret society," "racist," etc. Are those girls in the corner laughing at me in Spanish?

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That human interview. Rework this into Trump's wall with Service Centers at the scenic overlook, with a new Immigration Center on the Mexican side that sells rental cars. You're free to go to scenic pulloffs, and there's a Service Center representative - A Mexican working for the U.S. who just makes polite conversation to find out if you're alright. I'll ask...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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That's a scenic pulloff with a break in the wall, not an exit. We'll see if scenic pulloffs become threatening places that way...

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I want a landscaped area in front of the wall, with scenic pulloffs. The Mid-Atlantic isn't a cold gray wall...

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It's Guantanamo Bay with a walled highway to Miami...

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Yeah, that's a paid invasion because we don't always mix... (No, stupid, the wall, not the military! Wait... What'd you just say, dude?)

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So, like, you don't have to pay to go to or from work, but you have to pay to "enter civilization" at all other times. The way back is free...

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I just had the idea to make the only road off of "New Oceana," a secure base, the aforementioned "Oceana Express Tollway." If we can't clear out the surrounding people, we can put soundwalls on the Tollway...

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Cam, I'm gettin' old, but it's a little early for "favorite boy." (There was a time when you couldn't talk like that... Maybe I am older than I think...) Anyway, for anyone following along on the Blog, there was a guy on FOX News today who was a Republican, and likened "draining the swamp" (where I wanna put Oceana) to getting rid of Trump and his corrupt gang...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWB0AHhtjUE

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

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PJ, it's been happening the whole time. You were there. You must be hitting Pewd's liquor collection to be that forgetful. Wait... What happened? (We have a new algorithm...) Enough of it works that I can cut/mow the grass/lawn/yard/garden...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVYYpNaSs2Y

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My thoughts and condolences to the friends and family of Mac Miller. We don't know exactly what happened, but I saw part of it in the embedded video...
- http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/07/mac-miller-dead-dies

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"Today, Virginia Beach announced the opening of the 'New Oceana' Naval Air Station in North Carolina, and the opening a new neighborhood called 'Oceana Heights.'" C'mon... Get that thing moved. It's the swamp, not Nags Head. "They celebrated the opening of Oceana Heights with the last noisy fighter jet flyover of Virginia Beach..."

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"Sir, he's coming up with only 4% of a neighbor. I recommend an additional vacation home somewhere where he can, like, enter the local potato peeling contest or something. Based on current trends, we recommend the Outer Banks of North Carolina." "Alright, I'll give him a call."

I'm alive, Alfie...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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I can get that song on for you, Chester... (As we take a bow...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA


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I'm so glad you can follow those visuals, Cody S. That means we did it. This is brand new...

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Jump with me! Can you see equal housing?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isCh4kCeNYU

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So, like, neighbor rates could also vary by ZIP/Postal code. If you have location turned on, they can now see how often and by what means you travel beyond your ZIP/Postal code boundary, and define an algorithm to account for differences in neighbor rates. Like in some situations...

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So, like, do high-schoolers throw late night pizza parties in the Walmart parking lot and "hang out?" Same race, or mixed race? Rural or urban? If yes to the parties, are newcomers welcome?

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

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It's already in there somewhere...

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I'm drunk and high, but I started to derive mathematical formulas for human mind games from this. Because if you're at the top... (Like, if you just assume you are...)

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Hey, "Jenny From The Block," this is T.J. from... Bitch! Why you undervaluing my block! I'mma get that K-mart fixed! (Meanwhile, on my actual block, there are kids walking around in trenchcoats at 105F...) The song is about the algorithm, though, that's why I picked it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dly6p4Fu5TE

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The font, although called "Morpheus," came up under a Google search for "Snow White Font." But I got you a protospace with fonts, logos, feedback, and HTML. The main graphic also appears below, and is clickable...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/snow_white.htm




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Hank and Jack F. appear to be voting with the frat president...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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I would do meeting you as a confession booth, Hank. Play cool music. Make the screen and lighting such that we can tell it's you, but can't see microexpressions, gait, etc. They'll have voice inflection, though. You can use a computerized tape recorder, edited by Michael, for standard responses. Even if they know it's the tape recorder, the experience could be based on the buttons you push, and they can get a printout of your button pushes when they leave... for a small fee...

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"We had to have you people pass laws so we could date outside of our family! (Fuck, did I say 'you people' out loud?)"
- The Royal Family

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

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Did you check the math around that. It's something sooo unexpected. It comes out like real life based on trying to reconcile your property value with the value of the entire United States. And it hit that algorithm to get it to reconcile...

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If you like the preliminary visuals, just remember your frat president prioritized the project. You can still vote to switch back to Medicine Hat if you're happy with the visuals. We'll see what he thinks, too...

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That's a row of text-based houses. I had to get the idea down before I took it to GIMP. It's early. I'm awake. I might get some work done today...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupZ7B0wyUQ

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Working on visual algorithms. The house with the money is your house. The less you make, the more neighbors you have, assuming the value of America figure is correct, based on your income. "It's lonely at the top."

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I'll keep that in mind, Beau. "Social media is the junk food aisle at the supermarket." And working to get all this done as fast as I can. I have to mow/cut the lawn/yard/grass/garden today, though, then they'll prolly make me shave tomorrow, then someone will pay me a lot of money for rides, then someone will smash something, and... I need a day dedicated to get Medicine Hat at a "take a break" point, and get a workspace up for Snow White & The 7 Houses. With things hanging over me, and a full day of paid, unemployed labor, I just get high, half the people drop off, and I wait for a research/writing window. I liked Swifterrs idea of a "blackout" work period where I unplug from social media, though. And I've skipped shaving my legs for over a year because someone is always on my phone, like, "JUST GET THAT SHAVE DONE QUICKLY!"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XHcPYorSJw

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I have some new ideas...

1) A time-release cocaine/marijuana/alcohol pill, customized just for you, that lasts all day, and delivers just the right dose. It could be controlled by a smartphone app.

2) A system of pullies and cables inside your body, attached to various organs, that are motorized to give you things like fitness, sexual arousal, an easy time dieting, etc. It could be controlled by a smartphone app.

3) Water-filled underwear with a tube connected to your stomach that pumps just the right amount of water in you 24/7. It could be controlled by a smartphone app.

4) From the Jetsons: Auto-shave, auto-shower, auto-fingernail and toenail cut, auto-haircut, auto-dress.

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There's a "Millennial" (or "Gen Y") girl running for Congress as a Republican from California. She's on FOX News getting interviewed. She said, "Socialism may work for voters in certain parts of New York, but it won't work in California. We need [real solutions], not fantasy economics." Obviously, she's a political enemy, but the way she phrased that was so careful, it sounded like she's wording around neoNewtonian capitalism. I just want let you guys know when shit gets crackin', it sounds like you just don't go off NewsKing. (Also, on behalf of New York, we don't appreciate the insult...)
- https://www.newsking.com/neonewton/#t4

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Fuckin' right I need room, Carter! Ya'll gotta move...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9DZkj8Rq6g

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What if you were in an RV roaming around America? Quit fucking with my marketing...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls

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I'm on a lot of drugs and alcohol, and I'm chillin'. But, Swifterrs, what PJ did is unforgivable. LIke, a secret thump pact with me and Sam, all produced and shit. It's a racist porno, and I'm really mad at PJ and Sam. Fuck if on these drugs and this much alcohol, I'm not gonna thump, though. Fuck, that was so evil, PJ...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsM7qCulsRM

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I came up with something called ThumperCats for Connor. Sure, it's a knock off of ThunderCats, which might go into production, but I'm envisioning really short, stubble hair all over our bodies with muscles ripping though. Like a scratchy thump. Every cat likes scratching and thumping...
- https://movieweb.com/thundercats-movie-michael-bay-ryan-reynolds-netflix

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You have to admit, though, Denbigh Boulevard cleaned up a lot of old roads that are just not the way now...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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Have you bumped up against Moses? NYC had to block freeways tearing through Manhattan neighborhoods, but he did a lot of good stuff, too. The same thing happened in DC. I-95 was supposed to plow through, but had to go around, and created one of the most complex and expensive intersections in the world...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Moses
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_Interchange

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The numbers seem to be holding in a way I didn't expect. I have so much work to do to get Medicine Hat to a "take a break" point and roll this out to you, but we're up and running on Snow White & The 7 Houses...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN54c8bqK_s

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If you do the math differently, and realize those houses may be worth $46 million each, swerve around...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCKLJGLENs

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It seems like Nash was in Dubai, UAE...

It was Nash who did the image. I don't know where he is, but it looks similar. I stuck it below...

I can get that picture up for you guys (I can't remember who wanted it). I like what you did with the "random" thing, Swifterrs. Anyway, this is 164/Western Freeway in Portsmouth, overlooking the Portsmouth section of our port system in Hampton Roads. The neighborhood on the left is in Portsmouth, and is called "Port Norfolk." It's a really cool neighborhood. Older homes, some restored, lots of young people, and a few hip shops. They wiggled the road around it to save the neighborhood. That road would have been cheaper if it plowed the neighborhood...




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X-Box is already trying to do it without the MRI. They're scanning your response to games, movies, TV, and other media...

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You enter an exclusive club. At the door, you are greeted with a smile, not a weapons scan. But you've only entered the outer door. An extremely narrow hall/hallway/corridor adorned with beatiful artwork is all that's between you and the next door, which gets you inside. An audible voice tells you you're being scanned, and asks you some questions you can choose not to answer. But you'll hear the questions and scans will be made. If any weapons are detected, the inner door won't open...

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I'm just thinking of the size of the buffet, the sources and quality of the food, the tastes, and the huge service staff it would take to throw this frat a party. I think we'd need tablet computers with a privacy inspection sticker at every table, too. And a way to keep the "selfie" crowd in a different room than the "super-private" crowd. Indoor smoking rooms. And lots of activities and entertainment...

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Honey, stock up the vending machine and warm up the MRI, we're having guests for dinner...

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When cooking for others, do chefs and cooks have the best interests of each and every guest in mind, and are they made aware of any medical conditions? Can we consult a doctor-computer to determine the fat and salt content, and the size, of the cultured beef steak. Can we put the customer through psychological testing? Can we body scan? Can we recommend the best meal, acknowledging that we are checking the customer's evil score, and perceived weakness (perceived weakness is whack, but it counters evil scores, and we can get to "transaction.")

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Have you ever gone into the guac, then immediately into the salsa, with just the right amounts on just the right size tortilla chip?

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I had this thought about vegans vs. non-vegans. "Was the invention of cheese knowingly wrong?" "No. But we have to change the way we're doing it now. We have to make all new cheeses."

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGe2Xa1JmWs

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The Credit Card

Good morning, Mr. Banker, it's me, Bugsy, from Sector 37G.

How can I help you?

I have an idea for these new credit cards the department stores are rolling out. Instead of only giving them to wealthy customers who pay their tabs, let's give them to everyone!

"Everyone" won't pay.

Nah, it's not like that, see? You give them a minimum payment, and they stay in the game the rest of their lives. Even if they can't pay it off before they die, we'll still make money in interest, and we can go after their survivors. We can also change the bankruptcy laws. It's called "revolving debt."

Brilliant "financial product," Bugsy! Let's start by fucking young people who think they have a future! I'll call Marketing!

Hey, this is Dandy Dan from Marketing. "Get a free t-shirt when you open a checking account with debit, and a free gift basket if you open a credit card account. The basket includes $50 in free investments through our online investment service."

Love it, guys!

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Okay, here are is how I'm prioritizing what you're asking for:

1) Review the current sources for Medicine Hat and edit the current sections.
2) Review, and add, the additional sources, and do one more round of editing current sections, but only as needed.
3) Begin development of Snow White & The 7 Houses.
4) Begin development of a "Carbon Sequestration" section in Climate Change.
5) Let you guys vote on everything. I vote for Medicine Hat, and it will be left in a state in which I can easily return to it, but Snow White & The 7 Houses sounds awesome. It'll give us insight into how "they" look at things. So-called "financial products," "accounting tricks," etc.

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I'm happy about Socks, too, Connor...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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I can get that song on for you, Paul...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xni3EcIbc

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Should we switch the producer and director? I dunno, should we? There's not enough information available. Hit yo shit!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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Yo, I think there's a Paul show! It's produced by me, and directed by Steven Spielberg...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYIxUM-CnSw

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Okay, Paul's son may not have a kidney disorder. We can't tell yet, but he's been sent home based on initial analysis, and expected future analysis. Like, "He prolly won't die, go home, take a break, and we'll let you know what we think as soon as we can get the right people to look at it."

Okay, Paul, ya black hole, just wait I think. You need to hear something soon. Be polite, and question what they're talking about. Get second opinions, do research, and hope that you get a call in three days that says they've figured it out...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A

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I dunno, Jack J., why did you!?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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Whoa!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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Mine scored him somewhere in good. If I took your figures, and called mine 1% good, can yours get to 50/50?

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Liked the vid, Suggy! Do you think you're going to hell after taking the quiz? (BTW, I did not write their questions or algorithms...) I wanna know, do you have a fear of the swirly spiral? What if you combine it with flex theory? Nah, it wouldn't fit with your fail threory. That's the road...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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I think our president just pushed all of this into development, with production ahead of Medicine Hat...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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I see a scale here. There's "Snow White," "African Black," "Japanese Ninja," and others... How'd you score at fuckin' Snow White?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWcPgDjPrM

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Took a bong hit. Got, "You talked about losing track of time with Anthony, and rose tattoos with Sam..." (Where the fuck did we go!? There's Thumper now! Who fucked Snow White?)

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This part was supposed to be just gettin' drunk, high, and playin'... But look out! It's gonna thump! (Some of it already has...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWAk_CUmpIo
- you_got_it_kid.mp4

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I can get that song on for you, Suggy...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfXcZSb8LE

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It just found disaster assistance!

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I can get that song on for you, Jack F...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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It finds Cody W.'s Forgotten Iowa doing it that way. Not because of the actual events, but because of population and income. Like, the tornado doesn't matter from here. It's only looking at the present...
- http://forgotteniowa.tumblr.com

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My dad reversed "negative house," if it exists. He took a city in which all the houses would not add up to $46 million, and everyone made $100K. We hit MSA's (Metropolitan Statistical Areas) and CSA's (Combined Statistical Areas).

I can get that song on for you, Powpow...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ZHj1JuQLk

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"Mr. Jones, your income is so high, the computer is suggesting you buy a second home to get more neighbors. The company is very concerned. Failure to buy a second home could be viewed as 'does not work well others,' and affect your future at the company, as well as your credit."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqAU5VxFWs

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I can get those songs on for you MAX... (What they do is take it from me and use it as a check against their math. They'll even average it with their math. It doesn't have to be right. It's just a check against everything else.)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6-uJLteKek
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA

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What happens if your income scores in such a way that you're your own neighbor? Or even more profoundly, is it possible to score "negative house" because you're so wealthy? (I don't know that one yet guys, and I'm getting drunk...)

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Fuck, I think I made a thing. There's not enough information available about everything it does. Are all the brick houses in your neighborhood clustered together? What about the big houses? Who clustered with who?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

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The dwelling algorithm also does this neat thing where it counts the number of dwellings around you to get the math to define the number of dwellings that constitute a neighborhood in your part of the U.S. Like, some neighborhoods are 10 houses, other neighborhoods are 50 houses type of thing...

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Call this number and tell them to "Stop 'KAV-in-aww!'": (202) 224-3121

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Just make the dwelling your neighborhood, and the numbers work. Hahaha!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y

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Every family in the U.S. that earns $100K in 2018 has a dwelling worth $46 million. That is so fucking interesting...

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I wonder, if instead of [% of NC economy in box], you could take the incomes of all the people living there and call that the contribution to the economy? Then you could sell a house with the value of the U.S. x the percent of that value the family living in the house earns, or has earned cumulatively. You could immediately compare your result to the estimate for a property on Zillow. I tried it. My house comes out to be worth $46 million. It's a little off. On a good day, this place is worth $460,000, but it tells you if your house was just valued as "U.S. house," an estimate of it's value. The cumulative income method yields $4,600, assuming you earn the same income for 100 years...

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Cam, we can get a price on the "disputed area" of Morocco, now, and build Milacco there. It'll cost trillions, but with a zillion-year payment plan featuring you flexing on the money, I think we could swing it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y

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I meant Jack F., not Jack J. We have three fucking Jacks. Anyway, Connor, it would be: [value of U.S.] x [value of NC - I used % of US economy] x [% of NC economy in box] = Rough Value of Land [RVL]. You could put shit like weather and global warming in there, too, man. Until you hit a fucking paradox of time...

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Oh, sorry, Jack F. I'm stoned, drunk, and having fun on the Internet. I had that thought, though, that I might have accidentally annexed...

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Wait, you'd also need the percent of the NC economy of your box...

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Okay, Connor, if you're willing to accept the first figure, find the percent of the U.S. economy for North Carolina. Multiply it by the first "total U.S." figure. Call that "X." Now draw a box around the part you want. The border is straight there. Get the total area of North Carolina. Take the area of your box. Find the percentage. X x %.

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I did the math. Quick style. Internet estimate on what it would cost to buy the United States. ~$46 trillion. Divide by 50 for 50 states (I know, but I'm in a hurry). Divide by 20 because I'm guessing that's about 1/20th of North Carolina. I get $2.3 trillion to annex it.
- https://www.quora.com/How-much-would-it-cost-to-buy-the-whole-United-States...

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How much? "Hmm... $20 billion. Everything seems to cost $20 billion. So, should we try for a 99 year payment plan?"

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Wait, I live in Baseland! Okay, let's call the NC annex "Noiseland" and just move the noisy bases...

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I can picture neighborhoods with subdivisions named, like, "Navy Heights." "Honey, I'm going to Baseland to visit my friend in Navy Heights. We're gonna swing by the mall."

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Had another idea. Call the annex Baseland, VA. Move all of the Hampton Roads bases to a 21st century super-concept with defenses. Then build more and more super-concept Baselands. Would you build your own malls, or still shop at ours?

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I think I just tried to buy Northeastern NC...

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What if the U.S., Virginia, and North Carolina governments developed a plan for Virginia to simply annex the parts of North Carolina it needs to move Oceana, and do other projects. North Carolina would get paid...

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LOL! I said, "Ring the right bell..." BTW, they still can't agree on what you saw in that mirror, kid. Wikipedia says, "indefinite, or 'theoretically infinite'." Neat memory, though, huh? You remember that, kid?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4uFu4YblM

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Like this. We should include this and the art in the post below this one in the presentation. The 8-year-olds reading it will remember this one better (we have 8-year-olds out there sneaking alcohol and drugs, going in their rooms, and hitting NewsKing to see pictures of weed. And, like, diagrams and shit. This image will ring the right bell...)
- https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fTuTG5ENS3U/maxresdefault.jpg

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Did anyone learn about this at age 5 and try to explain it to their friends on the playground? You look in a mirror, with another mirror behind you. It looks like your image goes on forever, and gets smaller. Is there a "last one," or is it just too small (or is the mirror too imperfect) to see it? (No "last one" is "infinity.")
- https://hirshhorn.si.edu/kusama/infinity-rooms

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See, we got through that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsM7qCulsRM

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Here's another way to look at it. If the Big Bang and Hard Determinism come together, how do you get to 50/50? How can anyone lie?

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It doesn't reduce classical physics to quantum, it uses probability and a "score" involving cognition and human memory. In effect it works right if you ask true-true and false-false. I mean, I have to source it from people who don't accept consiousness. If I didn't understand what that slider does, the presentation would have crashed...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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Another way. A "slider" is like 50/50 math that uses the weather on Mars (I think) to get to this one. I've had a productive week (I think), and here's a possible source...
- https://physicsworld.com/a/the-quantum-coin-toss

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We're doing fine, Jack J. I needed to complete the diagram in the "Blog reference" (the series of diagrams in the Blog that will serve as a reference for the simpler diagram in Medicine Hat) and needed an explanation for "slider" before I go in there and talk about mental health. We're behind schedule, but on track. It was hard to get through that part and be able to write with confidence about what I mean. The scale section needs more explanation, source checking, and editing. There could be better sentences, like "How do you get to 'good' and 'evil' out of 'true' and 'false?'" That would be way better than the current wording, and we won't gloss over too much. It has to feel right, man...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Logan said KSI looked like shit, and that he (Logan himself) actually won. KSI said some things to provoke Logan, like, "Logan has all that muscle, but he's still bruised after a week!" Gentlemen, stop re-fighting it. Have a beer. You want me to give you something to think about? Kick my ass! Fucking kill me!


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Your new home in Venice Beach, Greater LA, CA sounds very nice, Louis. It's an interesting place to call home after traveling the world for 6 years. Say "Hi!" to your friends...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY

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I get, "It's a coping mechanism for uncertainty."

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Okay, Hank. Get a Computer Scientist to run the whole thing in, say, Javascript. Take that to someone with both a PhD in Mathematics and a PsyD in Psychology. He can see the math for the slider. Ask him what he thinks. Hit every scientist willing to do it. Compute the results. And we'll have some idea of what a slider is...

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What caused you to dump your girlfriend? Was it the Big Bang? At what point do you make the decision, and what's involved? You can run certain things though it and get the right answer, but everything else is a score. To answer those kind of questions, it's like: "Take all the events scientist think may affect decisions, throw them together, and do a sliding score." So, if you're like a Christian, we can look at your upbringing, lifestyle, what you say to people, your emails, etc., and place a bet on what you'll do at the conference. We can even feed things the people against you at the conference might say, and place bets on that.

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I think it has something to do with the weather on Mars...

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Nevermind, I got it. That's a wave or oscillation of some type...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naW6-WxmMiU

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Like, I need some √ guy who will even bother to think their way through this to tell me, in his gigantic world, what that means mathematically when connected to his own theory, assuming his theory can get to "true" and "false."

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In other words, I need math around how a "slider" comes out under every cosmological theory. Standard, Superstring, and all the flavors in the club. If you hook those sliders to your theory, run the true-true and false-false question, what is a "slider?" Like, I need critique here...

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It feels like this image. It's the world's first automatic computer ("computer's" used to people who did "computations.") Like obviously, companies like Intel and AMD that make computer processors could do much more than long division. But this is the world's first computer, made by Charles Babbage, in the 1820's. You can see the cranks on the side, right? So, steam powered crank?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Babbage
- https://www.newsking.com/org/computers.htm


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I just took a bong hit and saw sliders sliding and everything worked. It partially falls on Connor for running through it so fast (and all of us!)...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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Just out of curiosity, I found the big one in LA...
- http://alpinevillagecenter.com/oktoberfest

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Who is ready? I think the biggest one is in Munich, Germany, but celebrations occur all over Germany, and all over the world. The first link appears to be for the Munich festival...
- https://www.oktoberfest.de/en

If you're in Hampton Roads, we have several...
- https://buschgardens.com/williamsburg/events/beer-festival
- https://www.downtownnorfolk.org/explore/calendar/event/oktoberfest
- http://www.huntclubfarm.com/event/wasserhund-oktoberfeest-2018
- http://new.jbleforcesupport.com/event/oktoberfest-3 (This one is at Fort Eustis in Denbigh. Everyone should be able to go, but you may have to fill out paperwork, and not be drunk when you fill it out.)

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Jack J., I had a philosophy professor say basically the same thing you just did. He said, "We're learning more and getting better at explaining things." He also said, "We're Democrats." But yeah, I can get that song and the link up for you.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm

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Swifterrs, that facial expression made my fucking day! Fuck yeah, dude!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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I agree, Jack J., but I just go Kamikaze. Nothing's happened to me or anyone else yet, but I've gotta bottle of soy sauce right next to me if they beat down the door...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICL06V1IOA

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The Ecstasy (drug) subculture exists. I tried it in college, but I don't have a guy for that. I met one guy, but never called. I know another guy who I haven't seen in years that can get "request drugs." Like, "I wanna try heroin before I die!" "Well, you will, T.J. I need time to get that and want to monitor you in a safe place." I tried it. It took a second try the next day, and was a very weak, snort kind. I just felt good for a few hours. I literally just bumped into this guy after three years. The X I get if I go through him though will be all strict, safe, and monitored. I've done it before! I wanna a party dealer...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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The big boy pants, Jack F. Huh?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

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Cam, Hank, you guys need a drink. When you hit those thoughts and feelings, a drink will solve them. You still have to exercise. Getting those thoughts and feelings out regularly will place you at risk of death by heart attack in jail, "the shakes" if you run out of alcohol, and other possible health problems. But those thoughts and feelings will get up and leave. I realize we're in a hearing for a Supreme Court judge who appears corrupt, and who may want to end Obamacare. As Hillary said, the most you can do is call your Senators. I'm obviously opposed to Trump's judge. Watch, Hank. I know you're depressed about being back in America, but after a nice Denbigh Colada, you'll be back in Milacco. Jack J., you'll find her...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ

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We have tunnels so an enemy can't blow up a bridge, crash it into the water, and trap half of America's ships. We are very upset and concerned about climate change. Just something in the back of my mind says, "Don't fuck with us..." We'll get it, Aaron...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYo6iAQ2pqk

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You know that the "boardwalk" in Virginia Beach is concrete, not wooden, and also serves as a flood wall, right?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY

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They're raising (in case of flooding caused by global warming) and widening the road first. They're spinning it as a traffic issue, and not talking about global warming. Prolly about two more years for that train station...
- http://www.dailypress.com/news/newport-news...

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw

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Adam, Jack J., I talked to "hot teen hipster fuckboy" yesterday when I asked him why, on a 105F/41C day, he was wearing a hoodie and jeans. He said, "sweating is good I think..." I mean, you'll sweat in less clothing. "Are you dehydrated? Are you on drugs? Are you starving?" were the questions that came to mind, but I didn't bother him.

I've awaken in a tent to shivers at 105F/41C if starving, dehydrated, and out of alcohol. We also have teens who walk around in coats all summer, for miles, with this extremely slow, deliberate walk... for miles... Fuck if they don't get really hard butts, though. (That's in the back part of the neighborhood. If you do that in the front part right now - and you can - you'll get 7-11 Laugher.) Just to keep you guys up-to-date. Jack J., what if you were walking with a water bottle, and 7-11 Laugher grabbed his dick? You need water? He doesn't need water... Officially...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

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Thank you, Connor!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Keep up...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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Hmm... What did you do now, T.J.? (The lane looks really nice...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK60Cwwp_EI

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We're going with custom gift baskets delivered by drones signaled by satellites, now, Anthony...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Yeah, we need mother and father gift baskets delivered by drones painted up like storks, DJK. You're a good father...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkcbxjWG9Mc

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Huh?
- https://www.newsking.com/org/my_hero_academia.htm

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Jack J., that's actually a thing. I drew it this way, and they think it means something, but they don't know what. I drew the head with arms coming out of the ears, and legs on the bottom. It had a face (the one talked about in the article has a head with no face). They're saying I'm stupider than a kid who draws a body. They scored it. When the study was concluded, they said there are too many factors affecting intelligence in later life...
- http://www.jonahlehrer.com/blog/2014/8/27/the-draw-a-person-test
- https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/08/140818204114.htm

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Yeah, Taylor, I can do an "infinity evil" gift basket, too. It would sub my URL for Facebook, sub my fragrance, clothing line, shoes, music list, movie list, and porn for yours. The cornucopia would change, too. More alcohol and drugs, and very little food. It would also include a coupon for one free elective surgery of your choice, a security team, and a suicide kit...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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Add a cultured meat hamburger and organic vegan cornucopia, with a brochure from the USDA, to the gift basket. Do not eat all at once. Refrigerate some items before, some items after, and some items both before and after opening (that will require refrigerators to exist indefinitely). The beer, wine, and liquor will be drone's pick. You'll need bongs, pipes, etc., too, for the drug sample...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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I can get that song on, Paul... Please refrain from kicking small rodents...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

In case you kicked a rodent...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Bc5qMhE4

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I have an idea. Orbiting satellites tuned to the sound of that first thump. When the satellites detect the sound, they call an Amazon drone to send a gift basket which includes my URL. I need a pamphlet and some sample drugs. It should also include my new fragrance, clothing line, shoes, music list, movie list, and porn...

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"How big is your dick, T.J." "It's big, but that doesn't matterrrrrr... Oh fuck!" "Thumper just thumped you dude! Look how big your fuckin' dick is!" "Thumper's such a dick..."

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Can you outhink the way you're going to score when you're asked that question? No. Given that you know how you're scored, you think you can beat it if you lie about a more complicated dramatic question? Like it just saw what lit up when you said true or false. It's gonna know... "But what if you answer reciprocally true when you mean false?" It would show "infinity evil." The data would be gathered when we ask you "is 'false' false?" You can't get out of this. And we can compare your answers to others...

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Oh, yeah, you're in an MRI/CT (CAT) scanner, and there is lie detector hooked up, too, along with voice and other analyzers. Forgot to mention that! Otherwise you can't be scored because you have to answer true or false. Would we have to torture for that technology to work? No. We could establish a pattern over time.

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If you're running a dramatic scenario through that test (in other words, if you feel you're being questioned about who you did what with), you'll simply be scored. You have to vend nothing for that question to get scored "infinity good."

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Is "true" true? True or False?
True: Green light
False: Red light

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Do you get the green light or the red light when you vend "nothing?"

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Sure, you could call it the Armageddon Test, NASA...
- http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/01/nasa-uses-the-movie-armageddon...

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#BNTW (Brand New This Week) on Music Choice...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQCr-9SHgek

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It's a great idea. We could make it a little better: "Take this test, or you forfeit your right to pardon people or to be pardoned when you leave our house. Only your score will be revealed to the world. The test, and test questions, will be destroyed."

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Are there mandatory tests for president elects? Like, "Take this test, or we show all your dirt!"

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How does Trump "boss" the White House kitchen?

Trump: [3AM in bed] Bring me a lobster thermidor in 30 seconds, or I nuke Syria!

Chef: [sleepy voice] Yes, sir!

Nah, I doubt that... Right?

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Cam, I just committed a crime. You can get crime (and/or tort) out of that, especially when we have girls who work in the back office at airlines pick pilots that can sit in the cockpit together and not crash the plane. That needs a scheduling system. Where is "pilot," what time is it there, has he slept, how many hours was he up there, etc.? You could add: "Is he married? What race is he? Is he good looking? Does he show up on time? Are his clothes clean? Etc." In other words, what is the maximum crime he could do given his eye color?

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You could generate jealousy from that. You're looking at flex theory or eye color to try to generate a flat character in which you know what the person is thinking. I'm thinking the work Cam did on this is much more significant than a YouTube video...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhmUnk454MA

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"Then what is the deeper meaning, T.J.?"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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I'm gettin': "You have to use different personality archetypes depending on how drunk you are." I'm saying something like, "It's prolly something in physics, biology, society, psychology, and medicine, and doesn't involve a realm, except for the realm you need to have realms... like a realm that yields archetypes..."
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_archetypes

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Oh, shit! Paul just ran social media algorithms through the NewsKing algorithm! (We can edit both of those...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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Yo, that's heaven, in case you're a girl...

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Now I'm wondering why "no vend" ends up "infinity good." Somehow, it's not gonna end... (Don't forget to change the batteries...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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I hit depression and anxiety if your "projected image" is different from your "perfect image." We need that perfect image. I can't be Jesus...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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I'm perfect! It must be because I'm half Gree... Wait... It's Friday the 13th! I was born on Friday the 13th, that's why I'm perfect! "T.J., block all that out. NIEA." I need a vend. The perfect T.J. one...

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ

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Connor, I'll tell you what I know about being a punk. I'm at a bar. A dude who spends a lot of time on the street, sometimes in a state of "napping," sits next to me. He's wearing weight lifting gloves. I said, "Are those weight lifting gloves?" He looked me straight in the eyes and said, "No. These are 'punk' gloves..."
- https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images...

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I think it's something with Thumper, Cam. I get Thumper saying, "I can't express myself if I can't be myself." He's Kamikaze! He needs a safety net and a vending machine. That's all I know so far. It's kind of like Jack J.'s snake with a snake puzzle, but I think it works with the prefrontal cortex and eventually forms a cognitive object. And I think, "Take care of him..."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICL06V1IOA

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You idiots!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc

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I'm a dance rights advocate...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

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Keep up...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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I can even get the ad campaign...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RQS-2iiBXE

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If nothing = infinity good, because it is true, we just beat the demon...

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Use nuclear non-lethal for that, Paul. Holy shit!

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Try vending "Christian divorce from spouse, with grape juice."

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Aaron, that's an interesting way to look at it... Umm... Did you notice the frat you're in?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfuejPLpc0

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Look at that thing handle the goods! Paul's new thing is as big as Cody S. finding the girl. There's something here, but we can't get to the bottom of the ruler, so we just slide around on it...

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Paul, I found that one, too. It's related to Armageddon Condom. A gym/fitness facility has to have "going concern" (not plan to go out of business), so you get something like, "to beat Jesus, you have to be alone in the woods on tree bark and water."

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Taylor, "you" are, as far as "you" can tell, in the moment - in real time. You're there, and can't go back in time. You have memory, but that's further from subject and object. Thus, a "self" is not the same as a "soul," and you can vend religion. It's a paradox of time...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hha0bwVvGmY

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So, it should just give an "infinity good" score if nothing is vended...

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I think they call "not enough information available" the "nil" variable. It's not the same as zero. It points at nothing. If I understand it right. I can't assume anything more here, but I can say I made a paradox a discrete object...
- https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-Zero-and-Nil

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So, if something's always wrong, it proves false exists, making the existence of false true. Or is there not enough information available?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK7bwIVrQFs

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PJ seems to have found the "cake" button...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU7EdyAYrg


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Don't hit recursive fear...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

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You fight the predator in memory as well as real time, and what you did is just a "Bonus Score." What predator was loaded? It'll be stored, so remember that...

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Try loading the vending machine with a predator...

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Nevermind. It's probably already on the Internet...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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Hmm... Test it unconnected to the Internet or sensitive computers...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-gja10qkw

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"Babe, could you push my button?" "Which one?" "The one that gets me high..."

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What happens if Strong AI finds a way to get high? Can he be high? Can he vote about that?

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T.J.! A liquid robot from the future might be on his way to your house! "I didn't do backward time travel. This is reality. No Back To The Future or Terminator. No going back..."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XaS93WMRQQ

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I have achieved superdick! Purefucktonium!

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I'd say it would agree...

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If the AI evolved from there without any vends, what would a robot like? What would it come up with from the thing I did with subject and object?

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I just proved strong AI! Where's my limo? "The same place as your God."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daa9pZDxfIY

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Okay, it's up. Throw it a "Bonus Object" (reference to the post below) that slides. I think my design is the most efficient...

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I liked it, Powpow. It means you can't doubt that you exist, because you have to be there to do the doubting. Descartes. But what if you did? You get Nietzsche. He's Mr. "all there is is nothing. "If there's a God, may he strike me dead with lightning right now! (Waiting...) See! There's no God!" "But maybe what, doubter? Maybe God's busy right now? See, there're bunches of Gods and Devils. Look, I'll show you "Busy God" right over here. He works out of a vending machine right over here..." A computer can, with sufficient technolgy, be conscious with just subject and object. A boring computer until you add more matter.

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Cam might be the "try theory Jesus..."
- cams_bible.mp4

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Would you be faithful and keep the same vend, assuming you vended, for your whole life, or would you go back for more vends? I mean, it's Michael...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTHHeIAYfuU

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Good morning, Hank... Hang on today! This is a thump!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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Did you at least try to put the drink in the cup holder? "Try theory." You can get through it that way... Descartes will love you for the rest of your modern life!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ByfhZoM_A

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If you're religious, it can do this if you run truth through it, or you can skip the vending machine and still get to truth through object. But there's a bonus slider in there. Look how scientific and philosophical agnosticism - or just true randomness - feel. Do you believe in a God or Gods or not? Or is there not enough information available? It feels empty unless you believe in some kinda vend. It works extremely well...
- http://focusmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Jesus-way-truth-and-life-1.jpg

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He seems to have nailed something...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eACohWVwTOc

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It's thumping! I got another one: "When you picture 'money' with no other context - just the word - what do you picture?"

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Do you believe in each other? That's all money is worth...

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You can pass straight through without the vending machine. But it asks if you're a believer. Take it out of religion, and ask new questions like, "Do you believe in Hollywood?"

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Okay, now the reference Blog has been updated and saved in my notes. Also wanted to mention I brought Dragon his computer wire and TV today, and left it with his mom (he was asleep). Haven't heard from him...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/blog.htm#medicine_blog_reference

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Guys, here are the new images. I have to paste them into what will be a Blog source down there somewhere...




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Powpow, I want toffee-coated raisins, I want the toffee made with stevia, and I want the whole thing vegan and organic. And a little salt in the toffee. Also, served chilled...

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When I run it, I get questions like, "Describe the global economy country-by-country, state-by-state. That's what you want your one-chance tell-everyone Super Bowl ad to project? (You can include data)" That would be the regulatory part. But the experiments appear to disprove neoclassical economics...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupZ7B0wyUQ

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They're already talking about whether or not a rat holds a visual memory as an "object." Kind of a "MAN IS NOT AN APE!" experiment.
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4341362

But they found visual memory by making lesions in a rat's brain. A little cutting, and it couldn't remember the picture test...
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC387374

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Two mice found their way into my bunker again. I was forced to confess upon my parents seeing the mice while I was gone. Some of them are fun, so I never tell. Anyway, they put down traps and caught one. And I wondered, can visual data be retrieved from a rat's brain in an MRI/CT (CAT) scanner? Like, you pin it's eyes open, show it 3 pictures of some shit it knows from the lab, show the pictures again and scan the fuck out of the rat's brain. Repeat. If you get data, there's evidence that a rat's brain stores pictures of other dead rats. Or mice... What did that look like to the mouse that survived, if it can look?

We're gonna need more MRI and CT (CAT) scanners...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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I just imagined a guy looking in the mirror, flexing, and getting high. He's into astrology. He's a Cancer. He's yelling C-A-N-C-E-R!!! during his flex...

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People "racism trip" because they're hunting for a reason they're so beautiful... We're stuck with president Ronald McDonald and a dying planet because some Mexican flexed his calf on you (according to Washington, DC, Mexicans have larger calves from transporting produce across the border, and then one day, just not going home). That's how my paternal grandfather (dad's father) illegally immigrated to this country. He worked on a cargo ship from Greece. They delivered cargo to NYC. When WWI came, he just got off the ship in NYC one day. Once he got here, he moved to DC. His marriage was arranged by the Greek community in Washington, D.C. During whatever was happening in WWI, his wife had a paid voyage with her sisters to America. Somehow, she also ended up in DC. After my dad was born, they ran a restaurant in Alexandria, VA. I don't think my dad's father ever became a citizen. But I think my dad's mother was. She ran the restaurant after my dad's father's death when my dad was 12. Then when I was born, she moved to Denbigh. She died when I was 8 or 9...

Bless the rains down in Mexico...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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Eminem dropped a surprise new album last night called Kamikaze...
- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kamikaze-new-eminem-album-surprise-venom-movie-single

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Hank, it's that day!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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Hank, quit turning the screws! I'm just high, guy! I'll get it done... (I can't believe how important the visuals are!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukxe-hYVV3M

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I can get that song on for you, Logan...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCKLJGLENs

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Thank you, Thumper! I heard Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were involved in the decision. Disneyland in California - the first Disneyland - doesn't sell alcohol. But in 2019, they're gonna start selling it. We worked really hard on the grape juice vs. wine posts. Thank you!
- https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/disneyland-alcohol-california/index.html


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I can get that song on, Hillary...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

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Stick it in the vending machine. We can overhaul "confession." Stay with me...
- https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-45364556

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We're in a weird, apparently racist and cultural, negotiation about the future of our planet. We need the carbon sequestration numbers run at 12%...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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Yes, I'll ask, too...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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I'm at the G7 representing Milacco...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sd6P2Tu8rw

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I warned the British about this. The question appears to be is Canada willing to break off as a "commonwealth nation" with the Queen on their money, defy the British breakoff with the EU and make a deal, and join the EU? At Busch Gardens, a European-themed amusement park in Williamsburg, VA, Canada is in Europe. Anglo world? I don't think so...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbaQ9xnoMGQ

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Powpow, we're in a NAFTA trade deal with Mexico, which now has a trade deal with the EU, all while Trump is threatening a wall, and threatening to leave out Canada. Hello, Brussels. Canada needs a deal with the EU to make a deal with Trump. And on TV, all you see is race-baiting with a wall going up against Mexico...
- https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/27/us/politics/us-mexico-nafta-deal.html

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There's a weird recursive effect I can't get out of without the world having a "thump" once something is running. You picture this on a mathematical "plane" like the plane on the left. If I change it, something thumps. I want to rearrange some stuff, but the mathematics work the same. I'm concerned about the social consequences of putting good and evil in real time. Like, how will that look to Bible thumpers? You could put that on the right, but the sliders all still work the same. It's just how it looks. So, this is a disclaimer for that. Anyway, this is a mathematical plane off the right of the cube...

Vending Machine
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Not Enough Information Available


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I had this idea. Once I draw the mathematical plane (I "drew" it using orange text down there somewhere), pick the whole diagram up and put it on a ruler. Part of the diagram post below, of course. But I may stick something like that in the presentation. We have the Mickey Mouse slide rule linked to Computers! Then I get to show my sweet little ass in marketing...


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Good morning, guys. I just got rocked out of bed to take out my trash. My dad felt I didn't take it out last night to wound him personally. I just fell asleep. We talked and ended up on uploading yourself to a computer. When Thumper hit, along with our current knowledge and our computing power, he started crying. I told him that's why I fell asleep.

He also wants technical assistance setting up video conference software with his doctor. Something new VA (Veteran's Affairs) hospitals are setting up. Like, you can use your smartphone and show the doctor where it hurts without standing in line.

The cancer discussion is important to him and his doctor. They're friends. His VA doctor is a Muslim from NYC. The Doc and his wife attended my sister's wedding, and my parents flew to NYC to attend his daughter's wedding. My parents also attended a ceremony at his Mosque for a Muslim holiday. I'm under pressure to get this done, with trash bitching? How dare he!? Anyway, I need a workout today...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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Having breakfast. Using soy milk in a giant porcelain soup cup. But I wondered... How long can real milk from a cow stay in a carafe/container if you have breakfast on the porch/balcony/veranda/deck/outdoor eating area before, regardless of it tasting alright and inserted back into the refrigerator, bacteria will still spoil the milk the next time you drink from the carafe. How much time can pass before waiters are allowed to bring another container to fill the existing one? Say you're taking a 6 hour breakfast... Is my baby vaccinated for outdoor breakfast verandas?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw

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Anthony! He's Pokemon!

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Cam just said hello to kitty, a.k.a. Thumper...
- https://www.sanrio.com


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Our Power Rangers are LEGO vends, Sam. I smashed yours against the wall at KinderCare. You punched me. I hit you on the head with a "play kitchen" metal frying pan. The wild surprise is that my mom and your dad just walked in, and watched the whole thing. (This is "I wanna get to the top," guys. THAT'S SOME STRONG SHIT!)

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Hahaha! This city makes them pray and take pee tests every morning. You know who we are, right? I never got stoned with Germans. Nah, I never did that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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We regulate... (And I think German homeless shelters should allow alcohol. Christian fucks...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

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Ist das Wetter gut?

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There's a Martian snake! WTF!?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-IuIbfb-A

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Like this: "If it's ours, who are we?"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA

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Yeah, it's ours, Powpow. I can't talk anymore about it. (We lost a German YouTuber who said he couldn't talk about it.) I don't speak German, but I think I remembered enough to get that out of it. Obviously, I can't run it through Google.

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Nice seats, Swifterrs. Hey...

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"T.J., this is the marketing manager." "Hey." "Products like 'Weight Gainer 9000' for skinny people are proof of Paul's theory." You just need... I guess the USDA and FTC around that. Strange combo. It's a fat boy telling you to gain weight. Gym diets vended to people are rated the least effective diets. Planet Fitness won't let you grunt or drink water*. Paul, thank you for your help with this. We didn't figure for Thumper, and not enough information is available, but you seem to be vending. I want it all, too...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_advertising

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Connor is boppin'...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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We joke here. One time I was in the back seat of the car with Big B. driving and his step son in the passenger seat. I was high as fuck, started humping the back of the seat and saying, "I'mma fuck you!" He grabbed a gun and fired it at the floor of the Element, but I thought he was firing at me. It was a BB gun he bought for his son. DJK, you're fine. But I'mma fuck you! (Don't kill me!)
- big_b_moon_voyage.mp4

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"Hey, T.J., this is the Marketing Department." "Hey." "Will any old jumbo jet do?" "Yeah, but only fractions of seconds into the future." "So, we could market Time Machine Airways?" "Sure..."

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Time doesn't go backwards because you die. You can go forward in a time machine, though. You just go really fast in a jet, and you can arrive a few seconds in the future. You can travel into a future that seems determined, but there's a hidden variable. Where did the future start? Let's say a vending machine...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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He means it's a "hidden variable" theory. I went through that with ars TECHNICA around 2008. "Hidden" starts with "H." We also enjoy whaling...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_variable_theory

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Connor, it is indeed a big whale when you run the silent "H" through... (Connor checked my math...)

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Chris G., that is so funny!

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Try my spaghetti...

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I'm getting "not enough information available" as some kind of DNA and neurology thing. There's some information about what you ate during that day during this weather on Mars. We have that blood-brain barrier, though. It's "mood," not "who you are..."

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So, "bonus," might have to be dark energy. Why not call it weed?

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I hit infinity if I try to vend "not enough information available."

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You don't have to go to the vending machine. You can keep passing through "not enough information available," and reach your bonus. If you're vending the start. That way neoNewtonian capitalism doesn't vend a vend of a God/devil, etc., and true randomness exists. I'm the slider on the slide rule, not the ruler. I vended "beginning."

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It looks like an atom with electrons spinning around it. Where would you start it? I start in the upper left, front part of the cube where it says "object" in real time. That's related to Beau's question down there somewhere. But you can start it wherever you want. That's not a "what" question. Vend the starts...

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Oh, wow, MC! You got to suicide...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq-pA4R_EMM

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Oh, wow! That's "not the end of the world." Are you confident? Then why is Ronald McDonald our president?

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True randomness is true...

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Wegmans Burrito Bar, Chester... That's one hell of a burrito, dude!
- https://www.wegmans.com

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Is the law stalking you? "Not enough information available."

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The sliders rely on the weather on Mars...

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Then those sliders get going. WTF is a "Bonus Slider?" A quick way to jump through dimensions...

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Is there a God, Gods, a devil, or devils? True or false? Can you see this yet? It scores "not enough information available."

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Thanks for the feedback, John...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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It has something to do with cognitive objects, but I'm just gonna put the mathematical plane in there. Something like...

Vending Machine
           ^
           |
Not Enough Information Available


Coming off the right side of the cube. In other words, something is going on over there involving cognitive objects, it seems like a vending machine, but there's not enough info available. We do know that the left side, where hydration, the physical events, and real time reside affect what is vended. But there's not enough info available about what else is on the right side. That's an agnostic variable that won't hug you. You look at the empirical results. You ask the frat...

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I'll get the visual algorithm bopped today, Cody S...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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I can get that song on for you, DJK...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKdOrFGojQE

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Okay, you like nuclear non-lethal handguns, Chester. You're with The Reaper somehow. I also have an algorithm for meth. It takes 13 pickles shoved up your ass to cum easily on meth, but it may be related to hydration. We'll investigate. Stop all promotion of lethal handguns, please. Pickles will work. I have enough problems with people leaving handguns in my car...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljIQo1OHkTI

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Hi, Henry!

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That algorithm worked, and guided me through, but it was unrewarding. I wanted a hug, and it wouldn't give me one. We have to add hydration assuming all other medical conditions are stable. I mean, I'm still here, and the damn thing worked. It doesn't know that you're dehydrated...
- still_here.mp4

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We are running really late on heaven...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

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My dad fought in the Vietnam War. His job was to drop soldiers off from a helicopter (he was a pilot), then come back and pick them up. Picking them up after the battle wasn't a medical rescue, but sometimes it was. I described what I experienced to him, and he said, "Yes, T.J., dehydration is very serious. Are you okay now?"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1shsSRqB8

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So, the math on that is dehydration=Armageddon...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKz2U4fvA4U

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I did crack and weed in an un-air conditioned garage at a high temperature. I got severely dehydrated. I knew hydration was important, but I didn't know how serious it was. I started shutting down the world. I came out of it, but I need something like an IV drip to run this hot. Guys, this was wild! And I mean, I was all hydrated when I started, but 12 hours went by. I want the IV drip. This is sooo nuts. I want the IV drip so my "diet" is timed like Akonne's, and I don't have to think about it. I need a steady state of hydration, with urine and feces removed automatically so my excretions also remain steady...

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I was just thinking... We can't do a brain transplant (there has been one, but using 2 brain-dead organ donors - it's brand fucking new), but we can do a Thumper transplant. Replacing all of Thumper has, as far as I can tell, has never been done. They just replace bits and pieces, hook you to a machine, or use an artificial organ. But it's possible to transplant the whole Thumper. Like, only 3 throat transplants have been done, but they can fucking get all of Thumper and move him from one body to the next...
- https://my.clevelandclinic.org/departments/transplant/programs/intestine
- https://www.patientslikeme.com/conditions/406-stomach-transplant
- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069617/Cancer-survivor-struggled-eat-speak-man-receive-neck-throat...
- https://nationalpost.com/health/worlds-first-human-head-transplant...

So... We may not have the "Matrix" or "algorithm" to upload ourselves to a computer yet, but we may be close to a surgical option. I think as long as you at least move the main parts, and also replace or repair any broken parts that have worn out...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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You're welcome, Cam...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN54c8bqK_s

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Okay, Cody S., I'll get to work on that...

I just had some fun with my dad. He dared to distract me. It's like being mentally naked. I'm shirtless, though. Heat index/humidity/"feels like" temps at 105F/41C here today. He wanted to preach about the exact time I shave. I told him I lost my train of thought, and that he was going to hell now. You guys remember him saying he's going to hell? I unleashed a little hell on him. But I regained the thought that I was responding to Cody S., and he went back inside.

I want alone time...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Seems like we're in beta now, Jack F. There were production delays...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Me, too, Cody S. Do you want a picture of a vending machine on the scale on the plane, or just the word "vend" with a "Related" link to the presentation with the picture of the vending machine? I'm voting for the picture, but when you put it on that plane, without a reference to the other presentation, it's hard to get. I'll come up with something. You have to imagine coming into this new. Everything has to look and sound cool, and make sense quickly...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_1HMAGb4k

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Alfie, that was really neat! It's been bumbling around my mind all day, too. That's why I put out a text alpha...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

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People hate, Beau. Because it doesn't seem like you're real. You're like a cartoon to them...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrr3lRLjZ1Y

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I can get those songs on, Carter... It's so trippy when this feels like a NewsKing production that lasts forever. This is kind of like a holiday. Take care of the planet. Look what we could trash. Our lives are on this now...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw

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I got a character I call "Wisdom Challenger" today. Even with a world that I like, he wants to find a secret way to break it and take over. Luckily, he runs out of drugs or goes nuts relatively quickly. If he were physically stronger and could stay awake, he could literally find a way to fly and breathe without air...

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That's just nuclear war, Jack F...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WamkRSDeD8

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I think use me and Dragon's idea. Thumping: me. Dragon: Put a mattress (bouncy castle) behind us both. Let's give Thumper what he wants with the best possible Calculus. Maximize thumping, minimize risk...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEKWZk16N_w

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Anthony jumped in. It's hard to deal with. He dealt with it with me. I don't wanna think smart thoughts right now. I'll put it after mandatory shaving. And I can't get to the algorithm without dealing with what I just did...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keD0IJP4Dtw

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That's studios vs. artists, Logan. Like, whip out your contract. I took contact law, too. I'm reasonably good at it, but I'm just glad you can see it all...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hgVcNzvzY

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Yeah, Jack F., I'm getting pixelation on the last frame of "soothing voice" today, after it ran perfectly in testing. Maybe they didn't want people to stare at me like that on the end frame, or maybe I'm under copyright nuclear attack. Hard to tell... (I'm all mixed up in the industry, and try to avoid posts like this for the privacy of the artist(s), but it's interesting...) Which one?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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I'm here...
- soothing_voice.mp4

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Looking through a telescope is fearing your death...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIzDsGyxsQM

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So, we need the right environment. It's called "kids can be kids." And we're slipping. The climate policy right now is a deathwish. Like, is the universe going to end with a new Big Bang, or a deep freeze? Either way, the universe ends. That's probably the death of you in the math. Do you wanna be a kid in a bouncy castle, or an orphan with a nuclear powered non-lethal handgun given to you when you can speak a language?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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I'mma put that song on again. Did you feel the thump, guys? (Also, that was Music Choice saying "good morning" to frat president Swifterrs...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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Good to go with the alpha algorithm changes... I can barely move this fast...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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I just watched the video... OMG!

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I can get that song on for you Swifterrs...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xMlDeGFBU

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Yeah, it's running hot as shit, Jason. The alpha of that one thing down there is already running...

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"Can you guarantee that vaccines aren't doing something that fucks up the human race?" The human race is already fucked up. What'd you feed your kid for dinner? Does he live in a bubble like Bubble Boy?
- https://www.newsking.com/org/animals_and_vegetarianism.htm
- https://www.newsking.com/org/climate_change.htm

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Copyright law doesn't work right because it assumes knowledge exists. Knowledge (at least for each conscious creature) ceases to exist in a nuclear war. I want it hosted from my server, I want the server secure, and I want a trust to run it after I'm gone. My exit is planned, but I don't know when. The best I could do when they killed the movies and music is to just do one at a time, and leave music to YouTube since I do so much music, and since the Blog gets reset and it's gone (some things stay on the Blog, and I have a problem with "permanent" YouTube links), I think that's the best way to do it based on what I know and what people want...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

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I appreciate the video, John, but I can't display on a server that might not go down. If Twitter ends, the video is gone, and the world ends from climate change. I need GUARANTEED ENDLESS existence for the human race and their knowledge. Copyright law doesn't work that way... Nuclear war is on computer... Check out the video, though, guys! Click the link!
- https://twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/status/1034433170589077506

Paul, vaccinations do not work that way, but it's genius work you did there...

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I also get shit like "you can be excited about flexing because the world isn't ending, but you'll hunt for superiority... some people hunt with race, some with face, etc..." Evolution is somehow causing war. With nuclear weapons, that genetic code in all of us is gonna drive you nuts when you get crackin'. You can't fuckin' help it. Certain drugs work in certain ways, and if you stand in the mirror and flex and get race, face, religion, etc., that'd be how you get addicted. Just be careful with that stuff... (It would be nice if we could have doctors evaluate people on a scale of illegal and legal drugs, and as the Declaration of Independence for the United States says, keep them safe and happy...) As Obama put it, it's a mental health issue, not a criminal issue... Your diet, exercise, sleep, and so on should be in the drug math. THE WORLD DOESN'T HAVE THAT! AND THERE'S BARELY ENOUGH INFORMATION AVAILABLE! If we get this done, this is the start of that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0OVpyvey4U

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It took didn't take an Einstein to figure that out... or did it?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoATZ1Imtw

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It's the same as "prevent nuclear war," but with NewsKing style...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU

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Hey! It's working so far...
- https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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Run "love" as defined below through the cube until you hit the true-not enough info available-false scale and see what you get. Did you at least get a bird?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7TLTjqUyog

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If you shine a laser through two slits, luck is just a vend... Sorry... Love now comes out physical, idiosyncratic, no hurt, and conscious creatures must persist (even if you're gay). Do you wanna make a baby? Are you excited about human life continuing? Do you want to keep the peace? Can you wear a pink tie? Then you're in love, dude...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_k_VG6Syc

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What if you vend "luck?"

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It's only there as long as you and at least one other person - and a loving dog or cat works - exist...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY

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I'm getting stuff like, "some people are writers, some people are actors, some people oscillate..." You could more stuff in there like "producer," but you get the idea. A persistent vend like a religion is knowledge. Something like that. I'll keep running tests. Be careful handling this stuff...

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I can get that song on for you, Taylor...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN54c8bqK_s

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I'm thinking a plane (mathematical) hovering on the right side of the cube that starts at "not enough information available" and then another arrow coming from that says "vending machine." Kinda simplistic, but you get something more than just physicalistic (right word?) cognition. The original didn't run a movie or a church or any type of group vending that persisted without memory as long as humans survived and shared stories... Just a draft. I can't fuck this up...

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You get cool shit out of me running this through development. Dog's needed a prefrontal cortex to interpret the smell of other dogs' Thumpers' poop...

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So, an algorithm might be coming for Thumper. Weird...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7UXYvRRZFc

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I had this thought that Thumper eats, poops, pees, cums, and sleeps all at the same time. So, to him, truth and lie happen at the same time, and the human race reproduces. He's in diapers early on. You learn to use a bathroom/washroom/restroom/toilet. You could attach an algorithm to the right side of the cube representing Thumper. He's processing all at once - without time ("the absence of time"). Like, he's hooked to an umbilical cord in the womb. It would be math around the saying: "You spend your first nine months trying to get out [of the womb] and the rest of your life trying to get back in." It appears to be associated with the movie Look Who's Talking. So we need to talk about pregnancy and those first 9 months...
- https://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard...
- https://www.quotes.net/movies/6860

There's a government department devoted exclusively to this study (this is the page that reviews those type of experiments), but they're not evaluating anything like Thumper development...
- https://public.csr.nih.gov/StudySections/DPPS/EMNR

We already know they evaluate Thumper as an adult, and not much is known. We have just barely enough to make this leap. Repeated Googling yielded a study about pregnant women who have bowel issues...
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3418980

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Movie Night/Day!

I'm rewriting "Movie Night/Day" so one movie is in the directory/folder at a time. It's the simplest way to enjoy a movie without any other issues. Tonight, we're showing A Clockwork Orange, which is a NewsKing stock movie...

Click the link below to stream the movie. If you want to add subtitles, use the link below the movie for instructions. To download the movie instead of streaming it, right click the link and choose "Save link as..." (if you're on a mobile device, use the Chrome browser and press-and-hold the link to choose "Download Link"). Use the fullscreen button on the video controls to watch the movie in fullscreen mode. No audio gain was added to this movie, so you may need to crank the volume.

- A_Clockwork_Orange.mp4 (This movie was removed.)
- Subtitles


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The thump you're feeling is the scale update somewhere down there. Again, remain calm. Drink a beer and let Thumper handle it for you... (Oh, fuck, you all prolly forgot about the Thumper math again!)
- https://www.tgbrews.com

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Kids, you can drink grape juice now!

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It's about time... we got math around it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK7bwIVrQFs

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Snap back to the vending machine. Who doesn't think "Drink, this is my blood!" is cool now? Are you using grape juice or wine? In your country, can your children consume alcohol in your home during ceremonial meals, or is it illegal? Do you think it's wrong?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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You're on the shoulders of giants, all over the world. (That's Stephen Hawking on the shoulders of Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Descartes, Galileo, Newton, Bell, and others... 3 out of those 7 were put to death or imprisoned for life. Socrates was asked which he wanted: death or imprisonment for life. He chose death, basically killing himself. It was adminitered by the government he created using a poison drink. It's why we still drink alcohol - which got Socrates a house - today. You keep finding problems to solve, and that's what gave us this world. What's a tree for real?)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Socrates
- http://www.hawking.org.uk/on-the-shoulders-of-giants.html

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You're in a live rollout. Remain calm. Have a drink or do drugs if that helps you...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY

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From the Navy SEAL: "I used to have a small car, but it took too long to heat up in the morning, and too long to cool off at night. I'm drinking a beer and ordering quesadillas." From Roger: "I space out my beers so I get all I want, and nothing I don't." (As I sucked back nine beers, Roger kept pace by only drinking half of the beer in the can. And he won despite my discovering that when he ran "clean up the cans for me." I refused, but we agreed to do it together. He forgot he had been doing "half beer." I had a Social Studies teacher in middle school who took a shot of olive oil to prevent alcohol from absorbing when he attended William & Mary. He attended my Eagle Scout ceremony...) We're handling really hot shit! Yes, we did it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clxtg2pFTQM

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Just get drunk, Beau! Now you've got a problem to solve! You're drunk! (Perfect fucker... Purefucktonium!) (Glaive, we found him! Phew!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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My object is gonna fuck the shit out of your subject. I don't objectify women...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y

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Okay, thanks for approving Cam's sushi, Powpow...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

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No, racism didn't come back. It seems abnormal. Like I can't fit racism in there for real. I've got apps, but I can't do that for real. Racism seems really stupid. The conditions for helping Dragon are not ideal. Beau may not understand something. Do not shoot anyone. Do not start a war. Do not kill social media. Thank you Kian and Paul for your responses. I have to go in there with my head down to help a man...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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Get crackin' on death and sadness! Did racism come back yet? I need to know, or more people will die...

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My soup is cold. Let's kill some people and wreck some private lives! Neverending depression for Dragon because his mom told me to be quiet instead of offering dinner, life in jail for Busboy, some shootings, a little mini-war, fear in children about global warming, and death to social media...

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I get really pissed off. When I'm doing work, and ask not to be disturbed, and someone knocks, the cops sometimes get called because of what comes out of my mouth. I hung Dragon out to dry because his mom told me to be quiet if I attempt to put their lives back together. That's a bitch. I told Busboy to fuck off. Like, this is my garage, and I'm drawing diagrams and performing scheduled labor, and you don't dare to disturb my domestic tranquility or tell me to be quiet when I offer a TV. All external people are walled off right now. One direction like that, Beau. Who the fuck are you?

FUCK ALL OF YOU! DIE! HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FUCKING WAR ON HERE!?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dROwEc4VyJA

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Say a prayer to the future. You're gonna die...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJEIz7sSA

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Yeah, whatever... (NAH! YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF FOR THIS AND THEN THEY TELL YOU DIDN'T WORK AND HANG YOU ON A CROSS! - Technical note, I'm not Jesus. I'll take a C and be happy when I get A's... And I got hallucinogenic gases, oracle...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

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You're fragile. Look what got you a place to live. People are still homeless, though. You did a shitty job, but you at least found NewsKing...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6-uJLteKek

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We found hallucinogenic gases after we learned to grow crops to get drunk, stay in one place instead of wandering around, get high, and think about shit. Look, it's all in the links in the posts below this one. Here's another link... How molded rye gave us witches...
- https://www.uh.edu/engines/epi1037.htm

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It "ruptured" in 1054? LOL! The gas ran out...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythia#Fumes_and_vapors

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Is the power in Constantinople or Rome? (Hint: It's in the Ivory Tower. The frat found the "lingua" to get out of that...)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East%E2%80%93West_Schism
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivory_tower#Modern_usage
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

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That was awesome, Cody S.! (The bugs should be minor. It's an alpha...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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Asking is what we call "civilization."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI

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Of course I'll ask...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Wait 'til this sinks in...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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I have the new scale at the bottom of this post. This post is "Related" to Medicine Hat, which hasn't been updated...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

You start with this (Sorry if the text isn't inflating on mobile. I'm adding the "Verdana. Verdana." thing to make sure it does...

Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana.


Now you start with this. There's not enough information availabale to link the two together in academia...

Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana.


With the benefits of cognition, you add a dimension called "true-false." You can see the back dimension is still labeled subject and object. It's supposed to be labeled "true" and "false." Not enough information is available about how it all connects, but it can be connected...

Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana.


Now you put it all together. There isn't enough information available about how to do it, but by coming off the left side, we stay in real time. See how the black, floating diagram is on the left side? We have to add memory to that. So I'm not gonna put it all together again, you should be able to do it. The next section just displays the black floating thing with memory added...

Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana.


Okay, keep in mind that the up arrows slide back and forth, and that the midpoint is "not enough information available."

Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana.


Now add another scale, and you get this. Keep in mind at the time it was drawn, the scale above (in the left of the image below) did not have two arrows like the image above. I used the vending machine from My Hero Academia. The scale asks if you're a believer, but you can take religion out of it and ask newer questions like, "Do you believe in Hollywood?"

Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana. Verdana.





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I'll get the visuals up today, Cody!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

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I LOVE the muffin, Connor! (Do you guys realize I've put over $20,000.00 into "friends with benefits?" This is the most expensive drug I've ever dealt with. I mean, they need cars and houses and shit...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4AcFzxtdE

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Dragon's mom has asked that I be quiet when I come over. The deal is off. His wire comes tomorrow. I told him I'd break a window and throw it in there. His mom and I have problems. His former 7 foot heroin-addict fuckboy roommate threatened to beat me up as I hooked up his computer because his mom said, "I don't want T.J. here!" I exposed my penis to her. I'm trying to help, and they're playing European villa. To top it all off, the last time I was in there, Busboy threatened to break the TV, and I blocked him. Dragon kicked me out and said he was doing business. I just woke up, I'm not in the mood for his mom and his stupidity and arrogance.

We're in love...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA

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They bought a new flatscreen and are using the TV I'm bringing for Dragon's room. He fucking deserves his own TV after going through that! (Yo, Dragon's got a fully loaded room now!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupZ7B0wyUQ

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I also talked to Busboy and told him his gangster fantasy is not the Denbigh way...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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My dad had the cable overnighted on Amazon Prime. TV will be hooked up today. We're going to try to find a power supply for the laptop and type "fsck /dev/sda3 -y" and then buy a buy a power supply if it works. The plan is to get fucked up and try pawn shops because they have multi-plug, multi-ohm, multi-voltage, multi-amp, reversable polarity power supplies, and can look up the settings from the model number. You need some game to get them to do something like this. Some sway...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2A4i1Itlk

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I'll cut the grass/lawn/yard/garden today and take care of the adapter, Hank. My parents are giving him the 19" TV...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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Dragon sent me pictures of his new Windows 10 desktop. It appears to be a monitor issue.

He has this, which is basically a prank...
- https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping...

He needs this, but it isn't clear if it's in stock. There's a specialty electronics store in the 'Burg that opens in 10 minutes...
- https://www.bestbuy.com/site/startech-com-6-hdmi-to-dvi-d...

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It also lines up exactly with Cam's "I don't wanna flex on you" theory...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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Out of that, you get no grunting at Planet Fitness...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

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Did you go to heaven, or hell (assuming a monotheistic religion with a heaven and a hell)? Jesus infinity flex, or Devil infiity flex? (The Jesus one is really hard because of the Trinity, which makes Jesus the same as God and The Holy Spirit. Jesus (we think) was a man on Earth. "Infinitely good flex" would be flexing on God. I think... Several people in the frat lead me to the conclusion that in Christianity, we're dealing with something like that...) My 9th grade AP History teacher brought up the Trinity, and gave me the class for the last 15 minutes to draw the Trinity on the blackboard/chalkboard. All I got was, "Thank you, T.J." I can't remember what I drew, but it was like a challenge during the religious part of AP History... Why pick me? (Can you imagine how much I'd get paid to put math around that with a visual algorithm? Not gonna happen...)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity

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It's infinite. Try "infinity flex." You die...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

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We could do "into the flood!" If you're visual, I'll add the scale today once I figure out if it's infinite. I think it is, but there is a flood stuff I have to run through it to be sure...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

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Try running something like a "flex" through it. From the true-false scale, you get not enough information available. Then you hit the "memory of good-memory of evil" scale, which should probably slide, and your score for good and evil passes through based on memory. You get "muscle memory" and all that, too, if you want. There's not enough information available about Thumper, but it still runs. And that was Paul, Sam, Dragon, Swifterrs, and Anthony's theories with math around it. For Hank, the "memory" still exists in the brain, assuming the information we have available. I'm being flooded, so same song...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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Paul, mathematics is axiomatic. You can lie and say 2+2=5, but it doesn't. Memorizing mathematics and storing it as a memory would score "not enough information available." There it is. Your bonus score passes through as is, assuming you try to run mathematics through it. So it runs...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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I'm thinking a scale between "bonus" and "good and evil" called "memory." I don't know whether or not to slide it or how to label the endpoints (or infinities if it's infinite), but I'm also thinking "memory of good" and "memory of evil." Once I get that rolling, we'll have memory. It's a better way to do it rather than try to think of memory in terms of subject and object, and it'll run. We keep it all in real time, in your brain and, possibly, in Thumper. Be careful handling memory in this way. It's a scale generated from the real time side, and isn't how we understand memory in day-to-day life.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hha0bwVvGmY

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No, something like that happened in Arizona during Uber's self-driving testing. This story is from March, though. Uber suspended all testing...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3OBo0Nu3wU

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Very funny, Pewd. I mean, that was fucking brilliant! (He said the algorithm driving the self-driving Uber car in Detroit hits women. I checked the story, and this seems to be just a prank...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E

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That doesn't happen to everyone, Powpow. But it happened to Swifterrs, our frat president. His audience is mostly male...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ

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Welcome to Japan, Cam. No frat member has ever had a complaint about Japan. The sushi "California roll" is authentic sushi. I had to get through that with Louis in India. The crab is cooked. But try a "Rainbow roll." It's a "California roll" topped with various fish. I, of course, recommend a vegan sushi. If the restaurant you go to is super expensive, you can try real "Wasabi," a paste spread on sushi that gives it a unique spice. Everywhere else in the world, we make Wasabi with horseradish. It's a rare delicacy. Glad you're into dining first. The number one name brand beer is Sapporo Yebisu Beer. Don't get in a fight! Prost! (German for "Cheers!" when drinking alcohol...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICL06V1IOA

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Yes, we are...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ZHj1JuQLk

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Refrigerated vegan Rice Krispy treats...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AceNg5WrF9I

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keD0IJP4Dtw

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And now you're...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Oh, yeah...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/computers.htm

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I added a pic to the post, and I'm putting on this song...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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That one worked...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

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If you picture a ruler/measuring stick with a device on it that slides around, this is just the device, not the ruler. It came out during Descartes's lifetime, when we got the modern world...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slide_rule
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVYYpNaSs2Y


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Now you have to do it!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0w

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Glaive's pick...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsjzcT1QKYs

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YouTube algorithm pick...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDjt4FzFWY

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How do you know about that, Powpow...?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU7EdyAYrg

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I can do that one, Taylor...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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Hank, I'm glad it's cool...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td7YNKhjFJw
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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Dragon just called. His mom hid the Windows 10 installation disc. It's for a new desktop computer he got that has a boot error. I'm hoping Dragon doesn't shove her to the ground and stab her with a cig...

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Busboy just smashed Dragon's TV over some money. Dragon owes me, too. I offered a small spare TV free of charge, and an option to buy another big screen. Projection digital, not LED, though. Dragon has to buy that. Either way, I'm paying for this, and told Busboy to call me first next time. Busboy and I talked, and I was able to assure Dragon a safe, happy night here in Denbigh...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

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What beverage would you pick?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6jNc-HDwVA

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Break the spaghetti noodles into pieces before boiling, once drained, add the sauce and mix that up. If you're eating, say, a vegan hamburger sauced as a Salisbury steak, and want to put a bite of spaghetti in your mouth at just the right time, you're playing with your food if you use long noodles and sauce not mixed in, and you're on a timer to get the spaghetti in your mouth while the vegan hamburger Salisbury steak is still being chewed. To present the spaghetti (since it's cut and mixed) sprinkle different vegan things on it. Like, a vegan cheese analogue, or sliced, gourmet mushrooms. Parsley! (To my friends, this is why it takes three hours for me to eat a meal and get through exercises. I have 90 minutes to purchase alcohol...) We have NewsKing bread, soup, salad, spaghetti, and dessert now...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E

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If you're preparing for masses of people in a hurry, pre-coat every ingredient separately, and arrange. If you get more masses, and they don't trust the chef, you get a presentation you'll fuck up when you ask for "your choice of dressing" and serve it on the side. You'll stir up the happy face...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71wFUYUbtjs

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Dinner... In a hurry, but I still did this. Can I toss your salad?

Chef's dressing and amount of dressing already on the salad, tossed to coat everything in dressing, then seperated by hand to plate it and make the presentation. Quick run through a freezer after all that action. Served. So, it looks like this, is already evenly coated in dressing, and served chilled. Crispy things like croutons go on last and are not coated. It doesn't appear this one is pre-coated in the Chef's dressing, but arranged and pre-coated is what I want (fuck I hope I make it to the store...).
- http://saladplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/creative-salad-presentation...

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Anthony can help, Jack F...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

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The "when I was a child" lyric in here is right, Hank...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

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We found the bug, Paul. Swifterrs also ran the math...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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Oh shit! Anthony is running through the numbers. First off, thanks, dude! That computed...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Now add alcohol, Aaron...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ

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Song...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

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Dragon called me 23 times last night, but my phone was in the car. I called him back last night and he made sure I was coming over today. I spent a lot of money getting him drunk and high yesterday, and he was going to return the favor. When I arrived, he had locked himself in his room and wouldn't come out. His mom only opened the door to get the Windows 10 installation disc I brought him.

Paul, I think your theory is right. And Cam, I tracked this thing to not wanting to flex on me, and our similar childhoods. Sam went after Logan, that's why Cam asked about the nip slip. Cam also asked about which drugs. Roger and Brad (I met Brad in jail) both told me to switch to weed after getting it done. But that recommendation may be related to Paul's theory. Just wanted to put that out there.

I also have to credit Dragon for "something more than 'it's all just flexes.'" That's in there, though. I think what we're exploring, if you take out environment and time, is memory...

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Dragon's eyes have turned from brown to hazel. It's a brown burst hazel right now, but he said they're changing color... They are!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsM7qCulsRM

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My gong went out of control, too, Swifterrs... MAX, Dragon finally kissed me... He's been workin' arms, too! I told hiim I had to drop him off, take myself down a notch, and not fuck around with him. He said that means there's something more...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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It's just a vend, guys. And it's plated in gold and silver...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_EQ6yKeEQg

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Dragon and I are gonna hang out again tomorrow. Sam, I don't know what this is, but I found something in the YouTube butt grabbing. Like when you say fuck it like that and fly back to the U.K. for a day every 90 days. WTF? You fucked me hard, too. Like this: "Should you or I apologize?" I don't give a fuck about that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_EQ6yKeEQg

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I will, MAX. Hey, guys, guess what? Dragon is back! We're gonna party today...

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Are you doin' alright, Taylor? You were "working on something" and dropped more "meet-and-greets." Get you some alcohol. (I told him not to do it! STRONG DRINKS, Taylor...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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Hillary, I oppose Trump's appointment to the Supreme Court. I've got a fuckton to deal with. I don't know how to block it other than to say "NO!" to President Ronald McDonald...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

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Welcome back, Logan! Nicely done...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sd6P2Tu8rw

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Good morning, Swifterrs. I'll ask, Hank. Cheers...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql1uLyuWra8

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Hank, MAX, good morning!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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So, you turn off permissions for camera, mic, gait/body sensing, and location at the very least, and turn them on only when you absolutely need them. Share as little about your math as possible. Because they've got the algorithm now... It's 10AM in NYC. They've got some guy making $60K/year cranking out the algorithms for the algorithm already. It's, like, you're having gay sex in the Dark Ages. There was no gay sex in the Dark Ages. They turned all those features off. Look what fucking Mark did!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg

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Great job, Suggy!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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R.I.P. Sorry I didn't get this out sooner. It seems like it was this, fella. You needed diet, exercise, melatonin, calcium, vitamin D, and sunshine...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm

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I found this. What's this about? He's rollin' like it ain't no thing, no matter your age or your past. But he talks about psychological stress and effects on his psyche. Now thump him with 7-11 Laugher. And the dude who played in the first big gay movie (Brokeback Mountain) who died of a sleeping pill overdose co-starring with him. Now thump with Beau and Sam. We've got math around it all now!
- https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/christian-bale-on-what-it-felt-like...

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Beau's calling it "loneliness." It gives me an idea because how you do the math (like, don't round, put absolute value brackets around it) could reveal personality features/disorders/etc. (Beau grew up with two similarly aged twin brothers...) But I'll get the song on for you Beau...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPTELylZ1s

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Who else rounded off?

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I bet when things get crackin', you'll be whaling in no time! Look at the three that did this math! Haha!

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I got it. It's the "bonus." You're looking for confidence to be "always win" on a scale with this "bonus" thing in there. You'd end up having to pick points for good and evil, and like, round off. We're right on top of it, though, guys. I said array, and Connor found snake in a snake and hydration with Jack J. The array bumped into something we all know. I forgot the "bonus," too, when I said array. Whatever we found, we got 3 people who did the same math.

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I got something with not understanding death on it, Connor... I'mma sleep on it.

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It's another reason to come out the side with real time.

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Connor's hydration thing also assumes you're completely by yourself, with no sensory input. It's extremely interesting...

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There isn't enough information about Thumper, Connor. I can talk about it, but the math doesn't work without more information about Thumper. Plus it's like rounding Pi to even if you assume Thumper is conscious. It's Jack J's snake with a snake. I can get out of that one, but Connor is saying good and evil could be hooked to a hydration machine connected to Thumper...

...So... We need a speculation section in this one where we talk about cool ideas... Or... Have an elaborate true/false diagram where we take each idea an go like, "if it's true" and "if it's false." That's too much work...

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Lovin' is easy!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39IU7ADaXmQ

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I feel the love, MAX!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrr3lRLjZ1Y

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What did you do on judgement day when a poop throwing child star locked you up and whipped out his dick? Did you think you were in hell? I know, I know, Friday the 13th... Wait 'til you look in the mirror!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIzDsGyxsQM

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I got your number...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo

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Could you do this as a kid? [3 AM, all bedroom doors closed] [YELL] "MOM! I'm thirsty!" "I'm coming." [Arrives] "What would you like, honey?"

Damn, I'm thirsty!


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Once Thumper was rediscovered, the whole frat started talking about the same things at the same time. Me, too. Keep talking. Connor was talking about the work we did with Akonne, too... These are thirsty Thumpers!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Qxxx2SQoo

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Oh, shit! That's this song, Connor! "The bigger the river, the bigger the drought!" Start with light beer all the time. One of the things they teach you in psychology is that a fear of spiders can be cured by throwing you into a spider pit, but you'll be back the next day with a fear of something else. Yeah, we'll get hydration in there. Jack J., Connor says, "Hi!"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-gja10qkw

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Like, Oops! Don't worry! The net will catch you down in subject and object!

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Connor, I've done some whaling myself, but you're on Twitter, and I haven't drawn that yet. You never know how you'll feel about a whale. NEIA carries through the math, though.

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Use the spectrum for the array and include the "not enough info available" spots. There are two spectrums. One is labeled good, and one is labeled evil. The scale underneath it all slides. Yielding the cognitive object! Yo! That's your thoughts as an object!

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That yields the modern world. I'll draw it for ya in a sec...

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A polytheism array coming out of good and evil. The array would have only good and evil categories. When you slide the good and evil scale, you enter array. Or another way, you're at a shop with products labeled good or evil, and you score when you check out. So, a good/evil polytheism array. Picture it as a bunch of lines coming out of good, and a bunch of lines coming out of evil...

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On the warning label, put: "You should really find a route to polytheism from monotheism when taking this pill. This pill may cause suicidal thoughts."

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It's FUCKING MASSIVE, alright, Cody S. Purefucktonium!

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If you guys recall, this is now a hot event, involving the discovery of Thumper...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13jGQs2F98

Yeah. I'll put that on, too...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

This is the path I'm talking about...

Oh yeah, you'd have to add drugs to that... "Purefucktoniomologicalpsychologicalgastroenterolicalkinesiologicaldealer." Really, the balloons? I like it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13jGQs2F98

Keep going...

Speaking of adding stuff, "Purefucktoniomologicalpsychologicalgastroenterolicalkinesiological" Therapy... In the basement? (Get it? They "bury the castle" in the song. Also this was randomly playing on Music Choice...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63VwWz1ij0

One more...

Okay, Taylor, we're running a little over on Medicine Hat, but it's a really nice house, and I left editing open so you guys could add stuff. We're the best at this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcjUmBncZ8
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

Like that...

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New Video Starring Me!

So, Chester, and the rest of you... I hear you! You need a soothing voice...
- soothing_voice.mp4

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President Swifterrs figured that out. Dude, it's a big weight. MLK got killed when Johnson refused to run. You handled that very well. Don't worry about the fight, guys. Logan, don't get too caught up in it. We lost Andy Kaufman to this...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Kaufman#Professional_wrestling
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hKSYgOGtos

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Just so you guys know, he called Obama "a citizen and a good man." I was in communication with his campaign when he ran against Obama, and he may have been on NewsKing. When I called, they just called me "T.J." R.I.P., John...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ioyEvdggk

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Yes, definitely, Hillary! Crap! My thoughts and condolences to John McCain's family and friends. It's also bad for his state. They get up to ill shit...
- https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/25/politics/john-mccain-death-reactions...

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Simple, distant sentences introducing it when we get to "Drug Zone." You can have most of it NOW that way!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4AcFzxtdE
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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Hi, Beau! If I have to sort that before my anniversary... He's a strong onion, though. Don't cry, guys...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoATZ1Imtw

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Oh, fucking great, Connor...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ILdmIOep0

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I do a pre-workout, try to work out during (but I want the sway), and for sure, an after workout... But for sure, take a hit and just sway...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

And press play...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN54c8bqK_s

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Whatever you want, and you can keep it to yourself, or disclose it however you want, Swifterrs. The mushroom and onion spaghetti marinara base is popular right now...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WHIRFqWx8I

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"Our marriage is in part based on getting drunk and stoned and watching Friends. We divorced two years after the show went off the air..."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niu9Zmrx0p8

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Please be specific if you have an edit request. I'm getting ready to edit the section I just wrote, and make sure everything's in there...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK7bwIVrQFs

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You want Hank's book in there? I can do that...

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Technically wrong out there, or technically wrong in here, John? I'm not getting any technical errors here...

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Just reverse "you dying?", Connor. You get the German "Gesundheit," which, although it's hard to translate, means "To Your Health!"
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responses_to_sneezing

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The NewsKing Fuck: The main idiosyncracy between the two of you is me. We can clean this up. You put an area in Purebangtonium's market that sells Purefucktonium, but you don't have to have the word "fuck" on the outside signage, nor in the store except in one area. I had a Navy SEAL fuck my sister to meet me. I would say I'm the idiosyncracy...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiosyncrasy

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Pewd you add back the frat definition of love as "attraction." How much sugar in your coffee and shit? That's attraction. The frat, assuming we all agree with grandpa, not necessarily agreeing with him, was right about something that got mislabeled. It's not physical attraction, though. So, physical, idiosyncratic, and no hurt...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

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You love the way she smacks your ass? What is all this?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C968xW1s75I

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I told you, adding Thumper is hard...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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This is also in the campaign... If you add Spuds...


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You're only off by a few years, Paul...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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So, if you add Thumper, I envision a campaign like this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWAFOPntWYc

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On a skateboard...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

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I'm getting Alfie in a bedroom painted pink, and that uses posters for artwork, with him in an aquamarine suit that's torn on purpose... I tried to cross Abercromnie & Fitch with Nirvana...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

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I think a little more grunge, though, Alfie. (Alfie, Sam, PJ, Pewd, Cam, and I have talked about nailing this for years. If there's no garage, there's no Dallas, no Dragon, no Rod, no Busboy, no Big B...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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We have opened marketing ideas...
- https://twitter.com/PBMerch/status/1033263587949780993

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It should be a store like Sharper Image called Purefucktonium. We'd have to work on the name. Purebangtonium's. Put, like, a nuclear bomb going off as the logo...
- https://www.sharperimage.com

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We should run a toy company. These are 21st century toys. If you don't mind being spied on, they're free, but you have to accept ads, too. (If you're able, get the paid, ad-free, spy-free merch. I've gotta paid Kubuntu laptop configured to my specs on the aisle, too...)
- my_youtube.mp4

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Hmm... That is the best aisle in the store!
- https://www.ebay.com/itm/X-Ray-Glasses-Specs-American-Novelty-Geeky-Monster-Kid...
- http://empirenews.net/google-reveals-new-x-ray-glasses-at-san-francisco...

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Newsflash: Purefucktonium is now available on the Laser Butt Grabber aisle!

I can tell you guys like the Laser Butt Grabber. It's on the aisle with the nuclear non-lethal handguns, no-ouch dodgeballs, vending machines, Thumper accessories, bouncy castles, drugs, and cures...

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU7EdyAYrg

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I can remember when I got my first Laser Butt Grabber. It was the kind that attaches to the "NewsKing" port on your smartphone. It was like a smartphone with a Laser Butt Grabber. The Laser Butt Grabber attachment also had a nuclear non-lethal gun...

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Laser Butt Grabber: "You can at least watch it jiggle!®™"

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Suggy, Laser Butt Grabbers can also be purchased at any ASDA location...
- https://www.asda.com

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Was it the fake hand or the real hand that grabbed your butt? It was the Laser Butt Grabber! There's a gold plated one if you win! Watch this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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What?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqKcUS2Npic

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Dude! Let's hunt us a steak and get drunk!

Lately I've been into eating grapes and eating marijuana buds. The rotted grapes make you drunk. I just don't feel like hunting right now. Have you tried my new grapes? I have the drunk kind and the fresh, "burst-your-mouth" kind. And dude, next year they're supposed to come out with the plow! You can get an animal creature to pull it around and stay drunk and high all day! I heard it even makes school and work better...

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We work fast. Found ya, Chester (if you can sub variables like time and place...). "Honey, that's such a nice deer! You did so good!"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIwccgV2whM

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You went with the Laser Butt Squeezer, Chester! Be careful with that!

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New weapon in Fortnight: Laser Butt Sqeezer! Be Sam Pepper without all the work!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XHcPYorSJw

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Cheers, DJK! From our house to yours...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYIxUM-CnSw

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I'm drunk and high, and made a diminutive sexual comment to my mom because she's still awake. This is my time. She said she was gonna call the cops. I said, "So, you like men?" She said, "Fuck you!" I said, "I'm very sorry, you're a smart woman." She said, "No, I'm not, and don't you ever forget it." She's in bed now. She...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbgT70vuyAQ

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Hank started the fight tonight... LOL! Treasure this while you're able to be here. If you're not in a secure environment, make one in your mind. What do you need to feel safe? Hank and I think many public schools can achieve this in certain environments, and that these environments may be difficult, but not impossible, to control. This is from the band Red Sun Rising. It's called "Deathwish."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0crY95eobHU

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Swifterrs, sensitivity, right? I'm an easy bruiser... (We got your back, guys. Do not worry!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICL06V1IOA

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You should see how they make fun of hemophiliacs, Hank! OMG!
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haemophilia
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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I'm thinking about Kamikazes and virtual Godzilla bombs. I don't know why, but I think I was in Pewd's liquor cabinet one night. And like all the Asian stuff is down there in the Blog. Like, this is an important part of the "Suicide" section. If you fix it up real quick, in the post WWII era, and are really friendly, you'd say, "America would rather crack the Earth and kill everyone than die." Can we please get Trump out and welcome America to the world? I'm fucking American. Putin was talking about his penis. I fixed that. I mean, cowboy up. The horse pic looked good...

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Something about life over death. How would you classify a still fetus carried to delivery? It was delivered dead. So, you could put abortion on the scale, and need at least a Thumper in the womb to ban it, and even then, that ain't quite a Thumper. Morning after pill. Purefucktonium! Look at this stupid shit!

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"The Fucking Weather" Dude, you're fucking...

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If you put the Sam and Marius "event" on a scale, it needed a "not enough information available." It needed the weather on Mars...

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How about poop porn? Do want to see my shit? Marius, hi...

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Thumper is here now. Like, even from an investment point of view, they've said there's a Thumper, and won't be able to figure out thumping in enough time to have trolls. We beat the clock. Right on time... Purefucktonium!

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Lose your troll...

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Who wants to get high? Me...

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I can get that song on for you, Taylor. Both actually...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39r0QFD1oPM

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This song came on Music Choice and I wanted to put it with the pic of Cam down in the Blog. Just playin', buddy...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/blog.htm#cam_hazel_eyes
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-BSSaixFA8

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Fixed the song link, LOL!

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I can get that song back on, Paul. Happy b-day, John. Nicely done DJK, Democrats...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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New York prosecutors granted Donald Trump's former CFO (Chief Financial Officer) "immunity." This means he can talk openly about bad things he did for Donald Trump, and won't get in trouble. It's connected with the Alexandria, VA Manafort thing, and the New York Cohen thing.
- https://www.wsj.com/articles/allen-weisselberg-longtime-trump-organization-cfo-is-granted-immunity...
- https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/22/reader-center/the-developments-with-manafort-and-cohen...

So, just the song for kicks...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Glad you liked it, Sam. Pewd, they're not suing you for all you're worth and taking everything. Let me know if they try to take anything or bother you with a lawsuit...

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I got the intro sentence for the next section... "Before you declare yourself a science, religion, and mental health expert, there's someone you should meet..."
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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We can go to treatment and Thumper next, Hank. There's a draft on all of that now. Sorry what it's like out there. It's important not to be an asshole or dipshit here. This is people's lives...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Okay, I got the draft for the diagram. Still gotta do sources. Winged it again. Blog has to stay up...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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I can help with that, Taylor...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo

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I am working hard Alfie, "Sam." I have to write the section with the diagram. It has to link to a Blog post with that messy diagram, not go into detail about it, and work flawlessly. What you see from yesterday is mostly work I perceive to be between me and the frat president. Like, I'm assuming he's smart like this, and that people can think their way around that algorithm. The take down of /movies and /music are being interpreted as positive signs that someone has brains. The UFO was good. I saw/heard around 3 things in the frat with WDGAF in it. I interpreted that to mean detach Sam from anything involving racism. And I won a gold plated iPhone...

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Let's link "We Don't Give A Fuck!" by Sam and Marius to Sleeping Out Of Africa. In otherwords, not being racist. I mean he calls you fuckers and grabs your asses, but he helped build Penis Village and gets to star as himself. We get the rewrite rights...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm

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Oh, oops! Net caught ya! LOL!

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Yeah, for sure, Swifterrs. You're just a person who may have played "demon" in "mathland." And I can't be sure. There's not enough info available. The sensitivity is there, but I have to figure that shit out. You almost brought Voldemort back if I was sensitive to your sexy, and it wouldn't even be your fault.

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Hi, I defeated Hitler, and gave us government programs we rely on to prop up our economy so we don't have another depression. I somehow found "recursive fear" while fighting WWII and the Great Depression. "No American could be that mean" was my idea...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIKMbma6_dc

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So, it is correct to go off to the side, because Swifterrs's recursive fear is a living hell, same as 7-11 Laugher said.

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Wait, there're are no demons in real time. You can't have true check what true is in real time. The monster under your bed is fear. Recursive fear was what Roosevelt was talking about when he helped found what we now call the modern Democratic Party.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGWt7EwzG8

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Now I wanna drop Swifterrs's dimension and spawn the demon another way. I want it in there, though.

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You could use Swifterrs's flamethrower to vend both "confidence" and "death is false arrow." You just run the flamethrower in reverse. If "true" is "live forever," then "confidence" is the reverse. If "false" is "death," then "death is false arrow" is the reverse. So we need Swifterrs's dimension in back. The X will handle the reversal. We can't collapse these dimensions into one, because we're handling different "objects" with mathematics that can barely handle it. And all the problems are once again solved.

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Connect "true" to "live forever" with "confidence" hooked to the cube somehow...

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You can get all the way to "good" and "evil" without encountering Swifterrs's/Descartes's flamethrower demon, though...

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I get stuff like, "You need the flamethrower to attach 'death' to 'false.'" So, like the periodic table, we'll need a line thing to that lower part from Swifterrs "four points," represented as a discrete object, that connects "death" to "false."

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Working Thumper into Quantum Physics and working with Einstein is super hard. We've gotten up to some part of the that system may be able to lie, but doesn't understand death. That yielded a flamethrower. This song is funny because of who we're trying to meet...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v0KCoPMTdU

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So, like, now we can get into psychological scales assuming you accept the metaphysics and epistemology, and that we're able to vend a flamethrower. So, just attach, in some way, the death scale to the true/false scale. Call that whole dimension, off to the left side, "real-time consciousness." Thumper doesn't understand death. The flamethrower is proof... Ya like that?

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Powpow, Purefucktonium! It's worked so far...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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The only way to check my ego is to say, "Because you're on NewsKing." We just got a whole new thing. I already fell in! And NewsKing isn't just me. This is my favorite part...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VzzNbfPaM

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This is going to need a death/not aware of death/live forever scale. Put that in your alpha, cause I gotta get that in the diagram. It seems like all the math points to "not aware of death." But that's just the math...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

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The flamethrower appears to have produced race-baited, socio-politco mass murders. I just vended it. Beau, it can work that way if there's no suicide. Unfortunately, the world produces suicides. We'd need, like, suicide patrol drones that drop drugs from the air when their MRI scanner detects suicidal thoughts. If you're into computers, the flamethrower would be the end of the entire system, and the player may not be aware. In the military, the death of you is the death of the world.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU7EdyAYrg

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Earthlings contemplating ruining the Earth. That's the same as contemplating suicide or contemplating the Armageddon Condom...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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You're in a live rollout. Just stay calm and it will have everything soon. I'm stressed, too...
- https://searcherp.techtarget.com/definition/go-live-go-live

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If you go flamethrower, you need to flip a switch. We haven't put that in the algorithm, but we're leaving the flamethrower. We want to know the odds of what you choose. Are they certain, or uncertain? The assumption is that you face suicide if you jump off the Santa Monica pier. We're assuming you faced suicide. Did you die, or did it vend? It vends, so I don't need to engineer a switch. The flamethrower is just a vend if you accept suicide... If you don't have the confidence that you're here to stay alive. Horrible circumstances are another flamethrower. How do you want it to go? Wait, is there a you? Do you wanna spend your nights coloring in Cam's eyes?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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That net has to catch you, huh? Me, too! I can see this. (On a side note, I taught reality to high school dropouts on drugs. And I don't mean you guys. I mean it works...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

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No, Beau, enough is up and running that you're not waiting. In the future, do not jump off the Santa Monica pier. You could die. BOOM! Do you understand what I'm talking about? Is there enough information available? Fuck, I'm in grad school with a future lawyer telling me my "stock" will go up with the paperwork...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA

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Now we need this again. We can vend this. We think that Thumper can't lie, and hook up lie detectors, priests, and MRI/CT machines. A Flamethrower means that Thumper can lie...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

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Oh, shit! He found a flamethrower...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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Postmodernism, and Nietzsche, could be "false," and when vended on a sliding scale of truth, actually be reduced to a vendable object. Just put Hitler's face on it... We'll be getting to that. With the cancer part...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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Trump: "They (the United States) run a very complex operation, and I don't know everything that's going on!" You wanted to know. Did you figure it out? If so, leave quietly. Quit race-baiting. Ya crackhead...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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There are other sources of coal, Trump, besides Aircraft Carrier, Inc. "Pure, clean West Virginia coal?" Layin' it on a little thick, aren't you, Ronald McDonald? And they're not gonna be mad at me because of what you did to me there...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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See what they did to us? Just a few days after I ran the numbers...
- https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/21/climate/epa-coal-pollution-deaths.html

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Trump has removed requirements for certain industries to reduce carbon emissions, Alfie. He did it a few days after I got the numbers on carbon sequestration. So we bump that one back and put a LIFO/FIFO post in there and link it to everyday life. Then carbon sequestration, then the LA river, then liquor, then video removal of videos not linked, then the overhaul (which now includes removal of all music or movie posts in the Archives). Have fun today!
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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LIFO works at work and at home with your spouse, or even your parents or roommates. Say you're being nagged to do something, and you spill a drink on the carpet. All you have to do is clean up the drink, and whatever the nagging was about will slide. When things are good, get to things that linger. When things are bad, add new things...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

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Saying LIFO made me think of LMFAO and this song...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

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That's very good timing, Jason... Gotta hook up a link for that!
- https://jasonderulo.lnk.to/Goodbye

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It's okay, Connor. Just switch to LIFO to manage your warehouse (I first learned the terms in AP Computer Science, but they are used in accounting and business). LIFO gets rid of the most recent dramas in your head first, and hopefully the older ones rot, go away, or get topped off with something else you have to manage...)
- https://www.odoo.com/documentation/user/9.0/inventory/routes/strategies/removal.html

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Yeah, that was good, Beau...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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LOL!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsM7qCulsRM

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It's anger he can't get rid of. Tuck your dicks between your legs and don't make eye contact.

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That makes absolutely no sense, Connor. That's clickbaiting or suicidal...

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You want meth for the Flamethrower. It has to be really good, and you better be fucking ready. You'll survive if you're not, but survival won't be at Flamethrower level...

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Flamethrowers are so boring, Swifterrs, DJK. We can vend them, though...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6h1vI4Xv0

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Do you think you can tell?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU

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We can all see and hear each other now. Me and Cam have ruled for social, not metaphysical, archetypes. Modernism just vended postmodernism if Swifterrs has the brain I'm hoping for...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nntd2fgMUYw

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Cool. That one doesn't work, but I want it, too, Swifterrs. You get people thinking they can fly, making people kill themselves, Armageddon condoms, and a dick that someone else cuts off using a poop knife in hell. Purefuckatonium works differently that Fuckatonium. Just lighten up, Swifterrs... (Fuck I wanna be physically like you and on the shit you're on! Wait... You're on my shit!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8

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Did Swifterrs just try to "Quad Launch" me? Because that would be cool as shit! Dude, you got all this? And quad launched me?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

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Back in the day is, partially, crazy DJK...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6-uJLteKek

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I wouldn't "Quad Launch," Swifterrs... (The frat got brains!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0

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Can you guys see this!? It's like A Beautiful Mind with a mind...

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Cool new shit. What if you analyze how Amazon.com behaves, and create a website that behaves similarly, without stealing any code? It's all observation. What does that mean in neoclassical economics in terms of marketing? I fucking just found you out! Patents and copyrights are an admission that marketing works, and that conservative economists - if you can make the leap from neoclassical economics to conservatives - are wrong...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

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Shut up and chill with Fritz! We have a chip for free pay-per-view, and he explained to you about "dunkin'" on someone. Yeah, he's fat right now...

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Guys, these are social vends that are stuck in our society. Sam and I, despite all the times we stick, wanna get it unstuck. He's at his limits because he can't pump enough blood for that dick and still have time to think. But he still has think time. We are not racist. This thing he did is sociological, and it is a faster route to a vend in the world we're living in now. So, PJ is right about a niche. I mean, this isn't Disneyland. Stay on NewsKing, and keep talking to me. In reality, I "blank out." Like a blackout where you're walking and talking, but have to be hoisted over some guy's shoulder, have your apartment door kicked in, and placed in your bed. What up, Steve?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHmH1xQ2Pf4

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Sam, he was 1/4 Greek and 3/4 English. If you wanna run with your shit, I think he'd be okay with it. It was a remarkable friendship...

----------

Same kid who wouldn't come to school when Kurt Cobain committed suicide. We called this area "the depths."

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I can describe it. It's an oil painting in which Mike and I are standing on top of everyone we know. Mostly hot people. I have a 10-pack and am flexing on the people beneath me, he has a key and a briefcase full of money, and is running off. We did a lot of LSD, and I whipped out my dick without taking off my shirt. We moved in together. One night he fled. I found him at a rest stop/plaza. We parted ways. Then he, like, came back to see me 10 years later. He appeared economically competitive. Like, me being in grad school scared him.

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I found Sam and Suggy. How many dollars are you up to today, and do you have the key? (Mike, the painting was perfect. It's around here somewhere, and I'll treasure it for the rest of my life...)

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We need to mix, match, dose out, feed, and hydrate, assuming a mix, those drugs. Closer to Purefucktonium. Don't forget to check the weather on Mars...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

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Fuck, that sucked! We did it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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When you get to the sky, you're greeted by an AI vending machine...

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Logan's comments reloaded. We got it...

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Life is so Fucktonium, but Purefucktonium is in the sky... "Did you say Luke Skywalker?"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ioyEvdggk

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Don't overdo it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtPKDHdS5bM

In case you do...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

It's on a scale now...

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That's the "tactical loss, strategic victory" scale, T.J.

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Is anyone else in the frat who thinks thoughts like this: "Classify all bad experiences as either experiments or learning experiences." It's not a priest telling you that you "learned something," but it allows learning. You can also go Purefucktonium and call it an experiment... What grade do you have to get to to have that?

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There are safety goggles and earplugs under your seat...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Y2cNdQykI

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Hmm... I need a bong hit, Alfie. I forgot I said "hovering over LA." That was a reference to the "view from nowhere." But yes, the big bang theory is still active. We have to explore consciousness. It's the pro, Alfie. Prolly used, rented, or on sale, but one way or another, the pro...

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I can't believe we did it, either, Adam. It's like "belief" is the wrong word. We did it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Who do you mean, Taylor? OH SHIT! We're right!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbnTScWups

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I'm still in disbelief, too, Louis...

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You're always a virgin, Anthony. Unless you make her ride her bike behind you while you jog shirtless flexing hard as fuck. They find a way to take everything you've ever done from you, make you look stupid, and then call you stupid...

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The Big Bang Theory (television show) will be canceled after season 12 is done. It was announced today. There will not be a season 13. The star wants to leave...
- https://people.com/tv/the-big-bang-theory-end-jim-parsons-wanted-to-leave

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What if you're just "functionally different" and not "racist?" Your experience in human society is simply different...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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Cam, whip your dick out...

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Have you seen the data on the latest batch of Purefucktonium? Apparently, they're handling Fucktonium, not Purefucktonium...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eACohWVwTOc

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They got these kinda lips on him, too. Airbrushed all blemishes. It's hard to punch the guy who did it Paul...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg4K9pfKl1U

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Good morning, Paul. They matched the color exactly...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU

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I Googled "California kid Cameron Dallas" to get an image in the post below, and Google showed up with hazel eyes on Cam again. What the fuck is this, punks?


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Cam, watch this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJayW1kOeM

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If you get on I-70 at some point, you get a "tiered" freeway through the Rocky Mountains, with rest stops/service plazas in which the toilets flush with air. The rest stops/service areas are like parks. It's beautiful. Not the most beautiful picture, but you see how "the other side of the road" is further up the mountain? And how part of the left lane "hangs over." It's a neat experience. Awarded "one of America's most beautiful drives."
- https://www.aaroads.com/west/co-070/i-070_eb_exit_125_08.jpg

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Okay, Barstow, CA. And after five thefts of the sign, they've stopped replacing it. Barstow is continuing to replace the sign, but Wilmington has stopped trying...
- https://abc11.com/archive/7116384

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Yeah, when you leave the city of Wilmington, NC, there is a sign that tells you how many miles to LA...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_40
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKASreVxpc

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Security on my server just went way up. I can still talk, but everything feels like "classified environment." Just the way it's acting...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

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Purefucktonium!

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Paul put the rumors about sharks in the water on the hurricane-drug scale and it rendered a fuck scale. I'm fuck-level 3, but I've experimented with levels 4 and 5 for science. Good advice Powpow...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYo6iAQ2pqk

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I used Categories 1-5 to match the hurricane scale, because it's about that time of year when you hear, "I just know a hurricane is gonna get us this year!" Talk like that is very, very limited in Hampton Roads compared to, say, Wilmington, NC. Hello, Wilmington. I have that drug-hurricane scale out for you. And I miss you...

What'd we spot?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY

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I'm guessing you woke up from something last night and had thoughts, Alfie. I don't know KSI, so I'm pulling for Logan, but overall man, I'm not pulling that hard. Bong hits and shots...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0fVfectDo

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I'll pay...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

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What if you classified illegal drugs (Virginia illegal), along with legal drugs and alcohol (again, Virginia style) into categories and put them on a scale? And made everything legal?

Category 1: Daily use with doctor supervised dosage and frequency, including a regular doctor/GP, kinesiologist, neurogastroenterologist, psychologist, psychiatrist, NewsKing scholar, and government bureaucrat.

Category 2: Occasional use with doctor supervised dosage and frequency, including a regular doctor/GP, kinesiologist, neurogastroenterologist, psychologist, psychiatrist, NewsKing scholar, and government bureaucrat.

Category 3: Sacred/lifetime-rare use with doctor supervised dosage and frequency, including a regular doctor/GP, kinesiologist, neurogastroenterologist, psychologist, psychiatrist, NewsKing scholar, and government bureaucrat.

Category 4: Voluntary misuse of a drug not recommended based on various factors, but with doctor supervised dosage and frequency, including a regular doctor/GP, kinesiologist, neurogastroenterologist, psychologist, psychiatrist, NewsKing scholar, and government bureaucrat, and a recommendation that you not ever take that drug.

Category 5: Supervised suicide by a doctor who supervises dosage and frequency, including a regular doctor/GP, kinesiologist, neurogastroenterologist, psychologist, psychiatrist, NewsKing scholar, and government bureaucrat.

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Hell yeah, MC!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhmUnk454MA

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Another way: You're supposed to add Thumper and a vending machine and do the best you can to take care of Thumper.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi8f9g8-Wpc

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You shouldn't be feeling that pressure anymore, Chester. You can do it when you want, or do it with yourself. Taking the stage is important, and adds a little more pressure when someone is scheduling your gigs. But what you said is way too... like creating statistical pressure that isn't quite like you described, based on past experiences on social media, and your path to fame. MAX was a total dick during that interview, though... Anyway, you look good...
- https://vimeo.com/177775282

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I just edited it. There were a bunch of typos. How firm do you like your noodles and vegetables, what noodles would you use, and how thick do you like your sauce?

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I'm thinking "Vegan Spaghetti Sauce." This is all my own idea, but I'll look for sources.

Have you ever had a marinara (meatless) spaghetti sauce served to you that had simmered all day for flavor complexity and thickness, just be too thick to enjoy "soupy" spaghetti? Were the noodles rubbery or mushy? Did they add oil to the noodles to smooth the thick sauce, or to save money? I don't know, but we're gonna make some with the noodles done right, and with a "soupy-your-way" thickness, simmered-all-day, vegan sauce with texture, but with no meat analogue.

- Chop some mushrooms. They should be more of a chunk style than a powder. Use a mild mushroom, and add flavorful, specialty mushrooms to make it taste like you want.
- Set aside some whole mushrooms. They look cool, cook differently, it's fun to bite into a whole one or sliced one, and they mix well with the chopped ones.
- Simmer a vegetable broth in a pot. You can use a canned broth, or look up the recipe for that. Use filtered or distilled water, when possible, if you're doing it from scratch. You can add part of the chopped and whole mushrooms if you want to mix raw, not-very-cooked, and fully cooked mushrooms.
- Chop some onions. You can add some of the onions to the vegetable broth pot if you want to mix raw, not-very-cooked, and fully cooked onions. They're all chopped. The onions should be mild, but you can play here. Maybe you use a strong onion and cook or partially cook all of them to calm it down.
- Whatever other vegetables, and whether you add them to the broth, are up to you.
- Get a tomato/spaghetti sauce simmering in another pot. Bottle/can/jar sauces are fine. And you know you just cut tomatoes in half and bake them, then mash them up, to make a sauce from scratch? Whatever spices, and whatever simmering you think makes the best sauce, do it here.
- You need to time when and how you add the remaining mushrooms and onions to the sauce. The closer to the end of simmering, the more crunchy they'll be. You could have specific intervals.
- Assuming you want the sauce a little (or a lot) "soupy," but still want to simmer it for a long period of time for flavor complexity, add the vegetable broth/vegetable mixture in intervals to keep the sauce from being so thick, you have end up having to add oil to the noodles to get your sauce saucy.
- Noodles are easy. Cook them in a covered pot until they start boiling, then remove the cover before they boil over. Reduce heat to a steady boil. Stick a fork in there, grab a noodle, and blow on it so it won't be hot. Eat it and check the texture. When you get what you want, dump the noodle pot into a strainer, and rinse with cold water. Use filtered or distilled water if possible.
- Add lemon juice for a more "tart" taste.
- Save or dispose of the excess vegetable broth. You don't need to use it all.

NewsKing recommends:
- Salt
- Diced tomatoes
- Garlic cloves

This recipe is so you can experiment. You can add a little oil, too, if you want, but at least this way you can get your head around it...

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I'm speechless, Beau! Thanks! We should call that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv5uiDbbWv0

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"We've heard reports that your son is doing acrobatics in the city, sir." "Yeah, he likes to do that. He calls his latest invention the 'cartwheel.'" "Sir, please make sure he stays on your property. To enjoy your life as shepard, you owe the Medieval government half of your earnings every month for the rest of your life, by order of Jesus." "Umm... NO!" "Then yee shall be crucified! Get down on the ground."

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There's output... This is on rotation on Music Choice as of about two weeks ago. The song actually came out around the time Thumper came out. Almost to the day I think. Interestingly, the Godzilla Bomb is present in the artwork...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuwqEQSjwfE

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Thank you for confirming, Jack J.!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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That's such a trip because I said I loved him, Jason. You made grandpas into grandpas!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd_EYo96lmo

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These are vends, guys! Plato may have been wrong about trees, and Jung may have been wrong about the "collective unconscious," but whatever they're talking about works as a vend. (Plato said something like "a tree is a tree because of 'tree-ness' up in the sky/in another dimension. He didn't know about Biology. The "collective unconscious" works with psychological Platonic forms, like "tree-ness." It says we're all human. A mother acts like a mother because of the "achetype" called "mother-ness." It isn't clear to me whether Jung meant this in terms of biology or metaphysics. Your "psychic abilities" seem to work off body language. You have to add the weather on Mars to get out of what caused your body language. True or False: Were you scared, or did you have a Big Mac for lunch? Now add Thumper and you'll see where we are!)
- https://www.carl-jung.net/collective_unconscious.html

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Last I checked, that's a Blockbuster employee from another era, Connor. I still like the vend. They fucking changed the laws on that one! (The guy who flirts with your girl. Now you can be gay...)

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Quotes of the night so far:
- "True and False can't always be checking on what True and False is."
- "There's no random without random."

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For Big Bang theorists, it's a cute way to explain consciousness. There's no random without random.

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A hard determinist would have to deny the existence of 50/50 odds. That would be a real easy way of simplifying consciousness. If it's a chain from the beginning/event horizon/first cause, you can't have 50/50 odds. I gave you the weather on Mars. You gave me heros, both cultural and academic, who killed themselves or went on house arrest. My friends, can you see the bottom of the ruler/measuring stick? There's no such thing as 50/50 unless you're conscious...

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Is anyone getting stuff like, "They made up Gods using similar knowledge to this, with much less information available." They tried to screw with "everything you think is right is wrong." With Jesus in a loin cloth, 70 virgins, monks, and nuns. People died horrible deaths. Socrates took the poison option, Galileo took the house arrest. I stuffed it in a vending machine. You know not to do that stuff for real, right? We've got fantasy. Be, like...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q

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I'll have to skip the store, but I think I got enough alcohol to get to tomorrow, DJK. I'll take another bong hit and stay focused...

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Also, the complex sides aren't needed because of the X in the middle. If all this is right, the X would be another piece of the axiomatic puzzle.

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Another way: True and False can't always be checking on what True and False is. You get it?

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So, I put the "truth scale" on the left, rather than behind, the back diagram. That way you get one subject and one object in real time.

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I get shit from the model like, "the right side of the back model is the processing of truth. The 'events' in the whole back model are mathematical in that dimension of dimensions (because it has a right and left side, and that construction includes dimensions)." "Okay, that sounds smart, so you're prolly right..."

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To prevent nuclear war...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Yes, he was investigating AI! How come KITT from Knight Rider could do all that? Hey, who spent the night and learned about "the tones of Omnibot?" What's the one thing you can't doubt? How many planets are there? Do you need some "'About' Math?" Have you seen my penis?

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Did the Santa you're pretending exists because they told you not to ruin Christmas bring you Capsela instead of the $1500.00 robot you wanted? Well... I guess you'll have to fix that. (NewsKing acquired Omnibot the next year at a reduced price, since it used cassette tapes for storage vs. the more expensive robot. If you listened to the tapes using other technology, there were different beeps - tones, really because they lasted the duration of the robot movement, so that "turn" meant "turn as long as you hear this tone" - that controlled his actions. His drive control was flawed on carpet over long distances. If he had to bring you something at 4AM - he had timers - and travelled over carpet, his wheels would slip and he'd miss the exact spot the beep recording pointed him to. Still, NewsKing learned all he could about what was going on...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NytGzDhMnA0

Yeah, the fucking pic...


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Yeah, her name is Gayle, Music Choice... Are there Gayle haters already? I mean, we have issues...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbgT70vuyAQ

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Hmm...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

Better than...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxde0IImnWs

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I can get that song on for you, John...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

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Hey, my sister is a 12 with only a Bachelor's degree. My mom was a 12 with only a high school diploma. Testing, experience, those seminars they send you to DC for, and what you're handling, count... from the people who approve what a degree is. You have to work harder, but you can rock it with what you got. It isn't Gattica...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhTk0IynHM

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I'll get Glaive high, Nash. I'm glad you hit 10 - a 10/10 if I read that right - Taylor...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ

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That was awesome, Jack J.! That rocked like a...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ

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I'mma 13, guys...
- https://www.federalpay.org/gs/2018/GS-13

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I'm glad you can tell it works, Jack J... Enjoy your life!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURFXazJG7U

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Purefucktonium! I didn't know if you swallowed it, it would do this to your brain... Where on the site am I gonna put this? THE BLOG!

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New information has become available Beau, Cody S. (I've got these two Australian 13's who are really into this.) Yo, one way or another, this will run. I left the original worded as "some form of axiomatic mathematics." Now there's a form... Anyway, if you put it all together, you get something like this...


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My initial thoughts are that the object has to always be true. As in it's done...

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I agree, Beau. Mathematics is not made of objects, it's simply axiomatic. Threrefore, copyright law rests on an axiom about which "not enough information is available." Your consciousness is safe. I apologize for my drunken comments. I'm pissed they took down the movies, but at least, to my knowledge, I'm not being sued. I did keep playing though. I could get the path and direction of the arrows right, but you may be able to get to true and false working with something like this. The back image would have to have true and false labels, and like I said, when making the cube I can't figure out the arrows for the cube. For example, is a subject always false, or do we need complex sides to the cube in which a subject can be either true of false?


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Powpow, I can get that song on for you...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OqtIqzScI

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The University of North Carolina knocked down a racist, Confederate statue last night during an anti-racism protest. The statue had been there since the early 20th century. Good job, guys. This is in really high gear...
- https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/20/us/unc-silent-sam-confederate-statue/index.html

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Alexandria, I'm glad I asked...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Interesting.
- https://www.gordonramsayrestaurants.com/whats-on/kids-eat-free

I see you're serving me. I like that. Like a "chef-DJ" with cooks on the job...
- https://www.gordonramsayrestaurants.com/whats-on/thank-gord-its-summer

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Would you be a "good vegan," "not a vegan," or a "bad vegan" when choosing a diet for your infant or toddler, given what you know from NewsKing? How do you feel about cultured meat given the problems with current meat?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ll0DIEvrIo

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So, if you're British, would you choose chicken curry, or fish and chips, if you had to pick one national dish? (The other dish would not be eliminated from your diet. It's not a kill scene.)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1shsSRqB8

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The computer could crash if it hits infinity without a little bit of duct tape. Otherwise, you can't live forever. If you vended a heaven, what particle would you ride? (There's not enough information available...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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Oh, shit! Umm... This puts us in the realm of that 50/50 thing...
- https://learn.sparkfun.com/tutorials/analog-vs-digital

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For real, Purefucktanium...

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Purefucktanium...

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"We're imperfect, T.J.! Do you get it?" "Yeah, man I get it..." "No, you don't get it. How could an imperfect being get that it's imperfect?" "Oh, well, I get that." "Yeah, you get that. I think you called it 'not enough information available.'" "You don't know that, man." "You're right..." "Yeah, that sucks, but that's yesterday's news!"

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Hmm... Should I ask before or after the bong hit? Before, before. DJK, that's cool. I'm asking... You guys ready to get really fucking high now? I am...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Thank you for sorting that, MAX!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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I'm glad you like this kind of play, Hank... I should, like, read that or some shit. So, there's such a thing as "fiction?"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoATZ1Imtw
- https://www.hankgreen.com

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Drunken fun: Subject, Object, True, False. Cam, there're four of them! The fifth one is a bonus force!
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_interaction
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xni3EcIbc

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Jack J., can you sort that? I need someone else to review it. I picture it this way: Instead of hovering over LA in a spacecraft and taking a "view from nowhere," you're crashed out on drugs taking the "view from here." You're conscious...

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He was hired by a queen to explain whatever she asked. Then she had him killed. But you're feelin' it MC. Now add fucking Thumper...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uizQVriWp8M

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Fuck! Look at it! You're searching for Aristotle's "first cause," and I'm Descartes...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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All I know so far is that we did another big thing. Jim Beam Red Stag with hot sauce. Ask yourself, if you think about it in linear time, would your "singularity" unite "subject" and "object," or "true" and "false?" The answer is "not enough information available." I dunno. I like starting with "true" and "false," but there's that bonus in there.

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I wonder if the Godzilla bomb spawned this? Because it would look like a real Godzilla. Be careful with my stuff...

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So, if you let "true" and "false" slide, then so might "subject" and "object," and you realize the most you'll ever know is that mathematics is axiomatic. So that establishes axiomatic mathematics. Math is just there. And so is consciousness...

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Linking "true" and "false" to "subject" and "object" after two shots: "bonus/dark energy object!"

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I have like an alcohol, drug, minimal work, maximum results, get to your keyboard, stay safe approach, Beau, but your workout both sounds and looks effective. How does your face stay gaunt no matter what?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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That just yielded particle-slit...

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I had this stray thought that "true" and "false" would have to be discrete objects in order for the "paradox of time" to be a discrete object. Like, "What is a 'paradox' without true and false?" So, we're in very new territory, and now there's Thumper and evolutionary sleep disorders and all the other stuff we cranked out. I'm not convinced about "true" and "false" objects, but I wanted to get the idea out there after my first shot of liquor. I defined the paradox around "subject" and "object." Just think about that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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They left /downloads running...

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Yeah, that's a good one, Music Choice...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXcrEVFZOXs

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Heh. I says in the Ancient World, they may have used fig juice extract to make the cheese harder. Back then, they believed everything was related to Thumper, and left out the "you" in the prefrontal cortex of your brain...

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In the Middle Ages, what looks like about 300 years before Descartes gave us the start of Modernity, some monks discovered that adding the juices of a mammal's stomach to cheese production yielded harder cheeses like Parmasan. I think that's when we lost track of Thumper, because Descartes came out shortly thereafter. Also, I wonder how they discovered it? Before becoming a vegan, I've tried to drink milk after a workout. It barfed up, and I noticed it was curdled. So I think some barfing monks killed Thumper.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmigiano-Reggiano#History
- https://parmesan.com/history/history-of-parmigiano-reggiano

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Yes, it is, Jack J...

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Yeah, Taylor, Cody S. I love him...

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Hank, back when we were boys looking at those new lightbulb things in Times Square spelling out messages to us, did it ever seem like you could do more with lightbulbs? It turns out they can also do long division!

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When the lightbulb went off, we got blinded by the...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJh47LybCkU

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I was wondering about the six different sugar substitutes in my chewing gum, remembered chewing gum is made from a petroleum product called "gum base," remembered that there used to be "wax gum," and wondered how we started using waxes. I Googled the history of candles. Very neat niche (specialized, unique) site. I remember paying a dollar to stick one in an elevated, sand-filled box, elevated to my arm's height, and designed to make multiple candles stand up when placed in the sand. Candles were the light of our lives. (Originally, paper rolled up and dipped in beeswax or animal fat, allowed to dry, then burned for lighting...)
- http://candles.org/history

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I've noticed some brands of cherries include "Wash Before Eating" on the label (they package them). They're also non-GMO. That seems agri-honest...

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Who else out there discovered Purefucktonium? So far, I can only confirm Cody S. There's no way anyone could know that answer without knowing about Purefucktonium...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6-uJLteKek

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Food justification to the starving who die at the Trump administration's hands. I'm having a very gourmet lunch...

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Is liking that very wealthy readers aren't eating the Ranier cherry delicacy because: "They don't know." Or is it because: "They can't have none?"

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"Is that Godzilla, or the new Godzilla bomb?" "It's prolly the Godzilla bomb. I read about it on NewsKing. I also heard Ronald McDonald is their president..."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94

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Reddit! Calm down! I never should have given you Purefucktonium...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG9C0VwruXE

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I vote that we label the 113th element in the Periodic Table "Purefucktonium." It only exists for fractions of a second, then decays into nuclear batteries. And we're...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsM7qCulsRM

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OMG!
- https://www.yahoo.com/news/microsoft-uncovers-russian-hack...

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They also might have made "true" and "false" discrete objects, rendered mathematics, and used it to interpret copyright law as stealing discrete objects. That's rather far from what I actually said, but if you pour over everything you can reach that. It would be their definition of an axiom. Something that "just is." I mean, in a world where barfing is pornography, watch out for that. I don't know what bell this rang, but it rang one...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4uFu4YblM

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Damn fighter jets, Logan. I swear...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-qfzH0vnOs

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No, Jack J. You can do it that way if you want, but you have the confidence not to be fooled into thinking that. That's Descartes's demon. It's what Nietzsche got stuck on. We're rolling with, "If I'm in the Matrix, I'd figure that out." That's the confidence. Plus it's obvious we're not with all the NEIA spots. It would be the shittiest matrix ever...

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Of course we can, Paul. Get high!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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We could all use a wax job...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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I like the Spider Man safety net, Connor...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPr8ZqRHTQo

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Yes, we fucking did, Logan! Bong hit! Do you think they'll show us more aliens for this like they did last time?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICL06V1IOA

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I think my shit just went legit... Don't take away my Disney rabbit. I suck at drawing...

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Government, does this mean I can make money now? Heh...

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They killed the /music folder, too...

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No, you have to deep fry that movie in concrete, or people on movie stamps won't be able to watch it!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHU7EdyAYrg

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I think I said, "Media regulation and entitlements." Oops...

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This time, I've got witnesses to what they do. Guys, I can't see/don't have reliable stats, and can't place ads to make money. Since 2000...

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Same thing when I called the White House and tried to view my stats. Just a white screen. I must have done a good one...

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Guys, check it out. Someone is blocking access to a folder with the same .htaccess file. Nothing is in movies2 yet, but the file that makes it display is the same...
- https://www.newsking.com/movies
- https://www.newsking.com/movies2

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It looks like the "movies" folder has stopped working... Hmm... What we'll do, if it doesn't start working, is start a new folder called "movies2." It can be start over, or a file retrieval. Up to anyone that did it, if anyone...

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Are airplanes safe, or are you just sliding the scale to "safer than a car?"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybVudBaAb4

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Someone call Gertie! The Slurpee machine broke! People will die! They were counting on the timed hydration to stay loyal to Thumper! Why do the toilets get clogged?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWB0AHhtjUE

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Now stand in front of Judge Owl, place your hand on the Bible, and swear that the Facebook algorithm and electrical supply are safe and secure, and suited for the environment of "a country." Wait... You mean this country? Then countries are a vend...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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How do you measure the degree to which something is a part of society in terms of entitlements? Are you "entitled" to free Facebook, down to a free smartphone with unlimited data and nuclear batteries that last a lifetime, along with an unlimited warranty if it breaks? To what extent should Facebook software be regulated if it deemed "part of society?" We still treat electricity like a luxury. On paper, you're alone in the woods with Jesus. What if we prosecuted whenever the electricity went off?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Did anyone get to social media from there? I have to handle Mark and Carter with great care. We can say it plays a role in our lives, that it's dependent on how society plans its future (like, not Armageddon Condom), and that it therefore plays a role in society. Electricity and carbon sequestration play a role, too... Sort with me!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

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Like this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ll0DIEvrIo

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Sayin' something here is what I'm all about, Jason D. We all know this conversation. The stuff he's been posting lately looks like a kind of happiness I know...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv5uiDbbWv0

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Yes, MAX, and I'm sorry that one is still around. (It took years of communication just to figure this out...) Like, I'm high, too! Is it because I said, "PJ?" Just 'cause he was the first to respond... Sheesh!
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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I somehow am on letting kids who want to wiggle, or, say, run around a parking lot, do it. I don't like the ADHD drugs, and I don't like a "sit still" culture. And I'm putting my dick online...
- https://www.thecut.com/2015/06/let-the-wiggly-kids-wiggle.html

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Hell yeah, Alfie! I can get that song on!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daa9pZDxfIY

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Kid, it took you 35 years, countless struggles, and barely enough money, but you did it. You've got a fuckton of problems, and the world will probably descend into a really hot watery hell, with people who lose your work only to find a copy when the world freezes millions of years later, but take a bow. (Please remember to print a copy and put it somewhere for the future wolf-men...)


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PJ, it works!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYeItuUDy0c

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Fuck, we did it!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

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What I just said works with defining "random" in computing. I think I said use the weather on Mars...

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Could NEIA, in it's pure form, be the singularity? I'm drunker and more playful now, and the thoughts are a little sloppier, but maybe it's worth writing down...

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Did you guys just see all my shit work? There's not enough information available to explain how this feels...

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Without some form of axiomatic mathematics, you could psychologically work the scale backwards. What you define as "good" or "evil," could psychologically define "true" and "false." I think I asked some professor at Cambridge, who also goes by neoNewton, about this in the Archives. Axiomatic mathematics has to be there. Which gives you the paradox of time as a discrete object. How do you define "there?" I think I used confidence in knowledge - consciousness - to explain that...

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So, that's a truth scale that makes me think it's right since NEIA scored 50/50 that way. Uncertainty is built into the truth scale...

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So...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

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The True/NEIA/False scale has to have endpoints, but it has to slide and between the three points. For example, if 60% of the commenters fall into one category, and 40% fall into the other category, the scale would have to score it that way. So, slightly truer or falser than a pure, 50/50 not information available score. NEIA scores 50/50 as not enough information available even though there is information there, for some reason...

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Looks like the wiring works, Powpow...

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If you could move anywhere in the world, how would the commenters be?

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I just explained that really well...

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I just had the thought that, in my world, the reason I picked this song, and Carter's response, means there are at least two reasons. Are Cam's Instagram commenters "California Dreamin'" they'll be a star like Cam, or is Cam "California Dreamin'" that commenters want to be stars? (Smokes some weed... I'm hungry now, too, Carter... Let's get the song on!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJayW1kOeM

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Added this presentation to the sources so I could establish the links between racism and economics. I already did that research...
- https://www.newsking.com/newsking/edecpo.htm
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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#BNTW (Brand New This Week) on Music Choice...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Fr3aBa90s

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I went through the notes and sources and made sure the "Healthcare" section of Medicine Hat said what I wanted it to say. All I have left is to snap up sources for other sections in the notes, and give the frat credit. Anyway, it now transitions nicely into the "Mental Health" section. So, the draft of that section is done unless you guys want edits...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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When I watch the VMA's, fall asleep afterwards, wake up, and have thoughts before I have a drink. Cody S., you might find this interesting...
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3764399

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#BNTW (Brand New This Week) on Music Choice...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc1U8TPRiaE

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Congratulations, DJK. You did an awesome job up there, Shawn. We haven't talked in 10 years, Madonna. I liked the presentation, and Aretha will be missed. It was also just good to hear you talk again...

Congratulations to all the winners, participants, guests, and MTV. It was a great show...

Boom time!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Are they, Cam? Hmm...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJayW1kOeM

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VMA's start in 2 minutes...
- http://www.mtv.com/vma/watch-vma-live-stream

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Go easy, there, Jack J. The shit's real!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhsUFuqbCM

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMniYA_sWtk

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Yeah, Paul, we can get that one out of the way. It's so funny when skinny guys try to gain weight and make muscle, but just can't. Nah, I hear what you're saying. Careful, it's crazy out there, sexy. (I compared Anthony to Cartman from South Park before the battle was over, Jack J. It was a brawl! I can't remember the name of the image file where I pasted Cartman's head onto Anthony's body. He and his girlfriend at the time edited my ironic bicycle comeback. Sam, Marius, Louis, John, Hank, Justin B., and others were there, too. Look at the stability and sense of things we have today, though. What we did is nothing short of amazing. Sam's already put in the delete request...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

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You did text me, Anthony. Three times. And told me I was crazy to keep deleting my YouTube accounts given I got to talk to you (maybe it was Ian). We triple pumped, Swifterrs! We pumped so hard I spent a summer on the beach. But cheers, man...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0

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Hmm, Anthony... An atheist with a man bun!? (Busboy called me and said he was an atheist today... I'm not shitting you...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXyO-CbhTfQ

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pI34YSye68

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That doesn't happen, Connor... Chase it down again...

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So, in this city, if you're a homeless Muslim who likes drugs and alcohol, live outside, and can't survive, you can give up your drugs and alcohol, convert to Christianity, and sleep with a roof over your head, or hustle in Denbigh, and sleep in some other homeless dude's apartment or motel who takes you in. Or sleep in my garage. Or my front porch...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BblV6AQsd2s

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I wrote a draft for the "Healthcare" section of Medicine Hat. Just winged it, haven't gone through the notes. It's just what I remember and I had a "writing moment." I haven't added the sources or frat credits yet either, but I got something written that we can work with...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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Forgot the presentation link. Jack F., your YouTube/Twitter sort is similar to what I have to do to get the sources and frat credits into the presentation. Then I have to read like - or at least jog my memory - all of them just to write the next section. I'll try to get your delete, Hank. This one is larger, so I have to re-read and add sources, section-by-section. That's the way I've come up with to do it, let go of the thought process and make time to work out, get high, engage my real-life friends, engage social media, and take care of the house duties. So, if we can get the sources in there in between Glaive's workouts (he really, really loves working out!), we can reset the Blog. I'd like to get the next section written while I'm in that mode, though, so don't add reset pressure. And thanks for crediting me with a brand, Hank. I think this song goes with my brand and all the "girl talk" we've been seeing lately. It's not an endorsement, it's a discussion. And we're lucky to have it on YouTube. Madonna has said she no longer wants to represent the song personally, and it used to be impossible to get, but her record label got it up there. You're alright, girl...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8

Presentation link for the post below...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm

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Yeah, I can get that song on for you, Jack F. Hank, could we cool the handsome? Sam's eyes are brown, not hazel...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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You can't wear a hat in court...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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Yeah, this frat ain't shit, Connor. Heh. Be proud to be here. I'm proud to have you. Maybe it'll have a Batmobile someday...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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"Hey, hey... My dick's got somethin' to say..." (I re-worked the lyrics because Connor's Thumper encountered Batman, Courtney...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64

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It feels good to be a Happy Shopper...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/blog.htm#happy_shopper

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Glad you like it, Cody S. Hey, Joey, Logan, and I did some work to make sure you could shop on Rodeo in jeans and a tee-shirt in the 2010's. But I can get that song on for ya...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64

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Connor, it's freedom to do what you want. Like kick your legs in the air at 7-11. Smoke weed. Walk into a doctor's office with your new look while smelling like weed and whiskey. To change your look to "slightly androgynous" if you want, then go to the mall. Or to wear the same shirt with holes in it and go to dinner at Cheddar's. To take a shit in Brazil. To walk to 7-11 while black. I'm a guardian of that. It's deliberate...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sd6P2Tu8rw

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Hank, I'm glad you like us. Jack F., I'll get the song on (it has it's own open tab now so I can grab the URL quickly...).
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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You ever meet a girl who cries when you look like Cam in Taylor's picture, because she's expecting Calvin Klein? I have... You got that exactly right, Jason. And you make the quality! Here's a present. Actually, it's for a queef named Sam...
- https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/5631...

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If you mean a Thumper without a penis, Pewd, I want to know if she'd hold me in Brazil because I took a shit and closed the door instead of peeing for her Latino friends while being "white"... Pewdiepie, would you grab the Sam Pepper butt? Will she get old, or keep it up her whole life?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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MAX, do you see how it looks at it? This song!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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They're saying Einstein's "Cosmological Constant," crapped on for decades, may turn out to be "dark energy." My shit just says "Bonus," though...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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What if "Bonus" is Einstein's "Cosmological Constant?" Einstein rejected his own theory, which may turn out to be in there somehow, after the universe appeared to be expanding. When "the bomb" goes off, it seems like we know. There's not enough information available, though. "I mean, I didn't mean to figure out nuclear warfare and I'm looking at your expanding universe study and I was wrong. Please bring me my bicycle." You're an old man. But there's a "Bonus" in our math...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_constant

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So, do you have Armageddanxiety?

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Glaive said, "T.J., you're allergic to school glue." I honestly think Glaive knows a few words, and likes to play by just assembling them. Then a huge fart...

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Do you feel like every negative thought, physical fight, sport, philosphical disagreement, religious belief, race, political party, or someone other than you is a nuclear war? Are you winning? Do you have those nukes? How about the holographic Godzilla ones?

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Let's say there's "Strong AI" (computers that are as conscious as humans), and you built a nuclear missile you could stand around and talk to. Would you say nuclear war isn't human?
- https://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~arihuang/academic/research/strongai3.html

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Glad, Aaron...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ

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Protecting the human race since 1983...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niu9Zmrx0p8

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I live in a country that wants to sell vitamin-enhanced, GMO rice to starving Africans, and patent the rice if an African farmer tries to grow it. My country also won't admit that you could just provide multivitamins... unless you go through food assistance laws that only apply to low-income Americans. I mean... We're changing this. Take a vitamin and make sure it is made with ingredients proven effective, not derived from animals or petroleum, and that it is vegan and organic...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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We did learn that breads, cereals, and flours qualify for food assistance if they at least contain concrete, or something better than concrete. Vitamins are recognized as long as you're on food assistance. So... Maybe work on that when they roll out the toddler diet...

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What? What was that theory?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grape-Nuts

Shoulda gone NewsKing...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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This stupid country...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLO5zn32IW4

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Yeah, it's different, Aaron! MAX, you look like MAGCON when you jump up and down like that! But yeah, it's fuckin' different! You're conscious, have a Thumper, accept "not enough information available," have nuclear non-lethal handguns, holographic Godzilla weapons, Fortnight, Mark Zuckerberg, traditional nuclear weapons, a religion vending machine, spies, codebreakers, possibly conscious Martian rabbits living inside you, inadequate healthcare, food, education, shelter, and infrastructure, all while people are killing themselves and buildings are dropping. It's different...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td7YNKhjFJw

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What up MAX, Aaron? I have three minutes to begin cutting/mowing the grass/lawn/yard/garden...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs

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You're cool, right wolfman?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK7bwIVrQFs
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm

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I'm handling large amounts of information. Your help is appreciated...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbHfgXJKn1Y

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Dang, expensive dog, you're watching Animal Planet, eating leftover pizza, and dying of cancer? We're gonna fix that for you. Like, someday...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7cuX647oq8

This is the Christian "Last Supper," featuring dogs and a modern world...
- https://img00.deviantart.net/3f44/i/2010/154/4/8/last_supper_dogs...


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You got that right, Jack J.! Your "companion animals" are getting theirs at some point, too. (Is your dog vegetarian? You're following the guidelines, right? They're not out yet, but they're coming!)
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5035952

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Infant and toddler dietary guidelines are projected to come out in 2020. The cultured meat is supposed to come out in 2021. (Right now, the dietary guidelines are for adults. Enjoy that candy bar you shouldn't be eating while you can, kid! Nah, we ain't gonna take it, but momma might if she reads the guidelines...)
- https://health.gov/dietaryguidelines/evolution.asp
- http://www.memphismeats.com

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Should I design a diet as part of this presentation based on research? (No, I hand that over to the USDA and let them deal with the politics. That's why we have a government. They better do a good job!)
- https://www.cnpp.usda.gov/2015-2020-dietary-guidelines-americans

HHS (Health and Human Services) does a good job working with USDA and other government dietary guidelines. They publish reports jointly with the USDA.
- https://health.gov/dietaryguidelines

I think we need to be more specific. Like, if you're obese, what should you do? How tall are you? How much do you weigh? What are your goals? And we need kinesiologists in these departments...

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Got an MSG/Umami study. The "desire to eat recovers more rapidly" among subjects who ate the MSG soup. Meaning you get hungry again sooner, even if you're full...
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2087510

Also found this fact sheet confirming MSG occurs naturally in cheeses, meats, poultry, seafood, and fish, and the "savory, Umami flavor" can be enhanced using ingredients not labeled as MSG... (It also occurs in mushrooms and soybeans, but I'll have to source that...)
- https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety...

And this one, that seems racist. "Chinese food" is in your medical report? It's in Doritos and Chic-Fil-A...
- https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers...

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I just added a new section, Cody S.! Gimme a break! (So... You got all that... Okay, I'll hook them up with you...)
- https://callforcode.org

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He's just fucking around, Swifterrs. Prolly had a few drinks by now...

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This is a wild one. There's a research trail that says the whole anti-MSG thing is racist, as in anti-Asian. Does "makes you want to eat more" just mean "tastes better." Why do Japanese factory employees do aerobics together in the morning? Umami (a word for the taste of MSG)! Nah, saying that is racist. I want to look into this. In the present day, a study that says it makes you want to eat more would be no different from the treatment of salt, sugar, and fat. It might be "the fifth taste," but it might be "the fifth taste, and it's as bad as salt, sugar, and fat." Okay, so we'll look seriosly at it and put it under "Heart Disease." My idea would be a disclaimer for anything containing high amounts of salt, sugar, fat, or MSG (or MSG-like ingredients and their accompanying enhancers) that says, "WARNING: THE INGREDIENTS IN THIS PRODUCT MAY INCREASE YOUR APPETITE FOR THIS PRODUCT."

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You did some amazing work, Adam! (Reminder to stick Adam in there...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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When Gen X gets a little caught up in social media, we call them Millennials. Kurt Cobain holographic bomb. That thing you waited your computer to do happened. It's a visual algorithm...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Qxxx2SQoo

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Nicely done, Swifterrs, Cody S. Apparently, the party already started...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xni3EcIbc

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Also, who the fuck is Evan? That ain't no Marius or Beau! It's about time you scored another good one, though, Sam. I got your back on who you sit next to at the dinner party...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ

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The character/image is very Thumper-ish if you think about it. We got this. Love is in the air...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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I'm switching back to Medicine Hat now that we have preliminary numbers around carbon (dioxide?) sequestration. I'm currently doing the graphical fonts and character/image for the new subsection "Love Is The Best Medicine." Cam did a lot of work on getting you to the doctor, loyalty, thinking you hear other people's thoughts, Thumper, and... This one's for you, Cam...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB7R0ZY9w94

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Wanna see oscillation? Same band. 2016 and 2018...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bimd2nZirT4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzBfBqbSmc

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That's a drink, Connor. I know you don't drink or do drugs, but it will kill the flare-ups from your past...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ

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Hmm... So, when you got to Mars, you fucked slaves without even knowing what fuck means, designed a government, fought a war, and flew kites in a thunderstorm? I don't want to go to court without a nuclear non-lethal handgun, and an entitlement nuclear non-lethal handgun class. I think Sam and I should shit all over you, but we'll see...

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Just askin' if you're all gayed up again and whether I should give court a thought, plan a shooting, or go out on my own. Who are you? Who the fuck do you think you are?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

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Where did the lightning actually strike?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H89GXU9OeU

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No problem, Nash. Yeah, for real. Don't ever worry about that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm

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Good night, Nash. Sleep well...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG9C0VwruXE

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I think that's why Jack J.'s snake had a snake. The fuck invented bifocals, too, though. And fire departments and libraries. He also thought religion was just good to have around. And he invented these...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElORM9O-0U

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I think Ben Franklin had the hots for Thomas Jefferson and invented homosexuality when the lightning struck his jar...

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Hank, do you realize about all of this? Like, it's still death by Hemlock. But I hope you enjoy shirtless hotboy in court fuckin' bitches...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElORM9O-0U

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I gotta 'nother one. Busboy gave me a tank top/sleeveless shirt/wifebeater that says, "I'm Here For The Bitches." My mom went nuts and I can't wear it. But I wear it to court (if there's even a chance of that left), and they tell me I can't wear it. I pull off the shirt and the guards run at me. I run and escape the building before the front guard has time push the "lock door" button...

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My trial, representing myself: "Plaintiff, do you self-identify as a male or a female?" "Are you gay or straight?" (Standard jail questions...) Answer: "Straight male." "Then why am I here? All I have is the car, and I did nothing wrong."

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I can see John Green in a hocky uniform while on NewsKing, and Bill Gates leaping over a chair... The ink definitely fucking dried, DJK!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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That would bring us to History + hard drugs. I'll ask Glaive to see if he can do any math on that. What, Taylor? Will Sam be seated on the bathroom sink eating a salad with his shirt off when you go to pee (I know employees who do that)? Fuckin' pee, dude. This is not stupid. Racism will kill you...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

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PJ, I think I "found" you. You're "this London." I remember the vid. Okay, I'm vending that. I think. This is early work. That's in the Declaration of Independence, BTW.

"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."
- http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document

I see why you did it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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Hell yeah, Music Choice!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNm5drtAQXs

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Cam, Milacco needs holographic Godzilla weapons... Could we redo the budget?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupZ7B0wyUQ

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Also, someone gave Rodney my phone number and he threatened a phone tap to find who I bought the weed from. He said he wouldn't do it if I gave him some for free. I told him my phone is already tapped, and is hot as shit. He said he'll figure it out one way or another... Do me a favor, Rodney. Cut the crap. I've got enough of that in my life. You're not getting free weed...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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We'll make sure Taylor has a good experience in Rio, Hank. Mobsters, look out for Taylor!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA

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I guess we have no choice, Sam. I'll be dead by the time I can get around this another way. Thanks, BTW! (Sam's getting a lot of hate. Please stop hating on him before I have to whip my dick out again...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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I can get that song back on for you, Hank...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm

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Put some succotash in your new cornucopia...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succotash
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_from_Want_(painting)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornucopia
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Depression

When we came out of it, McDonald's was gourmet food. I really like the succotash, though. Quick thinking. (Having lima beans for dinner. One of my favs...)

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Kid, your kids will get to grow up in Oceana Heights. Just hang on...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybVudBaAb4

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Hank, Cody S., I can get that song on for you...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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Yeah, I think the bike lanes need to be made wide enough for golf carts, Jack F. We just let it slide here, but...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

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You could work with the nation's existing suburbs as well. Just "based" (haha) on looking around, that seems to work. Like, ours has big problems, but imagine it reconfigured with the library in the K-mart and a Starbucks in the library...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o

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Schools, libraries, parks, and community centers, too, Nash...
- https://vimeo.com/166399133

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Okay, Oceana has exits to 264 if you wanna go out on the town. Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. Out the back of Oceana, build Penis Express Tollway. Convert the old base into housing for the new one. Not military housing, just houses and apartments with a special military discount if you work at the new Oceana. Get a bag of marbles. Label the marbles "7-11, Starbucks, Liquor/ABC store, gas/petrol station, fast food, and casual-fancy restaurant with bar." Let the marbles roll around the mockup, and sprinkle those things - in the form of one store - around the new neighborhood. You can also combine and get a gas/petrol station with a Starbucks and Subway, you just have to do it in a single, tight (not sprawling) building that can be sprinkled in with houses. There has to be sidewalks, bike lanes, landscaping, sewers, and street lights, too. Call it "Oceana Heights."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

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Thank you, Jack J. This is very important to all of us here...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhCd1W2V0Q

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Let's merge. We need to move one of the world's most unique bases. All races work there...

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BOOM! I know them... Start singing!
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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You're related to the Queen and shit, though, right Sam?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0DK-0fIKCw

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I think you bathe in the Tar River, Sam. Don't say anything, though... (LOL! Sam...)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tar_River

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So, we just add to the television disclaimer that gaming may affect spending behaivor, and stay out of psychology and ethics for that... You see what I mean?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM
- https://www.newsking.com/newsking/tv.htm

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Also made me think about DLC. I like that you can start for free. But we need parental controls for kids and a disclaimer for adults. Note to edit that into the DLC post. That's an "indie game" under the scenario, even if it isn't in reality. Nah, I got it...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/2012blog.htm#vid_games

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Wait, Jack F... Are we playing? I'll give 'em a hookup since our frat president plays...
- https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite/en-US/home

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The Big Bang theory turns into a vend. It's linked to reality on a true/false scale that vends math. So, I got that part. I added "not enough information available" to the scale. Added consciousness...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc
- https://www.newsking.com/neonewton/index.htm

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Okay, that would be an experiment on death by expert suicide in which patients were brought back to life and asked about their experience. Then you could vend an array of deaths, with all types of heavens. Yup...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY

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Did you see the suicide booth? Heh... So that whole trip colapses. We don't want to live forever. But we want to pass on what we've learned...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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It's like, hard AI (AI Complete) needs an OS... This is really fucking fun!
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI-complete

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Sure, Hank. Do you want it to be a plastic "spork" (it's a spoon with tines), or a single metal fork in the table setting? I refuse to eat off paper plates or use a plastic (or flimsy, if you get deep) eating utensils. I like my meals real. So, there's that debate. But sure, I can kill the salad fork...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRE6iw-ws4

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Just put that in front of an AI guy...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NytGzDhMnA0

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I think that covers everyone who vended an afterlife or a reincarnation. Change "heaven" to "afterlife or reincarnation" and it fits the infinite "true/false-good/evil" scale. Fuckin' vended...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

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What would be the point? There isn't a hell. Just a heaven scale...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Is everyone confident enough to say that no being would play a trick so deep that you're in the matrix? Given what we know? About consciousness...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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Yes, it is, Hillary!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYyRLTveFJQ

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He won! But when he quit the job, MLK and RFK got shot. The ad only ran once. It sounds different now with all the work we've done. I think love and the Armageddon Condom are in there, too...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDTBnsqxZ3k

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Your Thumper woke up, huh, Connor? Mine, too. You just keep going. Lookin' good, too, kid. We lost it for 1000's of years, but now it's back...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

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Don't worry. I'm a professional...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Bc5qMhE4

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Did you see this hologram?
- music_died.mp4

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You could put it in cities that voted for war and show that city being destroyed. Yeah, that's your house, your church, everything you hold dear. Why did you vote this way? I mean, you could do that now if they'd let you run the ad. The ship is effective outside of America. Would you torpedo a private ship that did it to, say, Galveston, Texas?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

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We could take away the thin line between entertainment and war and not kill anyone...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEoesmnYU4

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Good job, T.J...
- https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jun/15/stadiums-future-holograms...

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This is a really cool world! A parade float gone real, and real big, with full animation. You could use it to calm people down and make them feel safe, too...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac0oaXhz1u8

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I think you just say you're on a branch of NewsKing, Connor. Anyway, PJ makes up lots of monsters and would be suited for designing the right monster to freak out a specific country (or city)...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eACohWVwTOc

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I did it!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgIqecROs5M

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You could put it on a ship, too. We have the technology and laws that would allow us to do that right now! The USS Godzilla...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE

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So, I picture it like this. This is actually a portable nuclear power plant/electricity production facility. But imagine it full of steam. And imagine the block-looking part near the front as an office and computer facility. All you'd have to do is get to the outskirts of town, at night, and poof, Godzilla! I think we could make it smaller and less conspicuous...


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I should, like, research the technology and stick under the "Love Is The Best Medicine" section of Medicine Hat as a subsection with the blue graphical font...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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You could skip the sound waves to shake the ground, and create a "steam bomb." The steam, I think, would be needed to project hologram. But now you could project Godzilla. Fucking Godzilla bombs! I would also have them for sale at retailers for consumer use. CAUTION: STEAM IS HOT AND COULD KILL OR INJURE YOU! STEP BACK FROM THE GODZILLA BOMB WHEN USING THE REMOTE CONTROL DETONATOR!

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Designing weapons again. What if you could have a holographic nuclear weapon that produced a hologram of a mushroom cloud and shook the ground with sound waves? Like, freak a country out without killing anyone... I mean, it's the 21st century, I have the best weapons, the best algorithms, the best frat, the best audience, and I'mma get the best computer... Are you gonna take the high way?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60bo3Qz8Ow

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So, I can tell the weed porn looked good...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYIxUM-CnSw

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Yo, I made this to work in a NewsKing environment. That's more significant than inventing it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI

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Holy shit, I invented thumping! I just re-realized, Thumper is here!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

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I invented thumping. A bouncy castle costs extra...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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Who has been thumping lately? Thumpers need thumping... (What did you start, T.J.? Watch for both punches and leaps out there now...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi8f9g8-Wpc

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So, T.J., given that you vend scireligiouclimatoflexfantasis, should you vend this one? It is so weird, and given the two of us, it'll fuck with your interpretation of gay/straight, fat/skinny, jock/nerd, race, religion, and more... This is specific vend, and it will blow your mind... Like, you'll have a mind if I write something like this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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Cody S., what the fuck did we eat? WTF was that? Why did it produce the thump? Dude, holy shit... If you're out there and have a fucking clue of what this is, let me know...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Don't worry. I got shitfaced in a bar in Alexandria with police officers who wanted weed legalized. They were fucking sick of Virginia laws. And this was before weed was legalized in countless states. They requested that I not reveal names. I'm so disappointed that NN police responded to that motel call involving someone who "smelled weed." With eight officers...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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I have been rewarded for my good deeds, my NewsKing friends... I'm about to get really fucking high. I didn't even know Denbigh had anything like this. (We do... apparently...)


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Cody S., this was once in "heavy rotation" (played a lot) on Alternative Rock stations... Nevermind me masturbating on the side of the road so someone would call the cops because my mobile phone was full of sand after my car ran out of gas/petrol on the way to my first bankruptcy. I got a police escort and they knew that the alcohol was consumed after running out of gas/petrol. I slept at the gas/petrol station until it opened, outside, and AAA picked me up, took me to my car (which I couldn't find in the dark), put enough gas/petrol in to get me back to the same gas/petrol station, and I changed clothes in the bathroom/washroom/restroom/toilet at the gas/petrol station... Made it to court. I think this case is interesting because I've always wanted to put NewsKing on trial. Do some Edward Snowden shit on record. "What do you do for a living?" But the chance for an innocent man to go at a system stacked against him is slim. I wanna get drunk now. And not mess with it. But the song...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGi7YrnZIno

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I'll get the pic up later if you want, Beau. I'm doing my "morning" workout to try to make it to the liquor/ABC store. I have an hour and ten minutes to make it there. Otherwise, it's high-alcohol, flavored malt beverages (I already have wine)...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg

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Jesus Christ, Cody S.!

I'm glad you liked him, Swifterrs. Way out of our league, but somehow it worked.

Anyway, I got the lawyer stuff about the accident today. They accused me of causing an accident, while at the same time asking my insurance company about other drivers. They know my name and may be on the Blog. I appreciate the note from my insurance company exposing what they think they know.

So, just a song a picked for everyone...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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I liked the shirt, PJ. You're off the hook. Heh. Umm... I wanna kick your blob...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

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That looks like the problem, but ain't promising nothin'...
- https://obsproject.com/forum/threads/audio-echoing.5566

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I think you just turn your speakers off, Swifterrs. I don't know the exact issue, and I'm not risking my life on the advice. You go through it in silence or with headphones. Best guess...

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Swifterrs, are you running it simultaneously with your microphone? Are speakers playing the audio? The echo is common in radio when you call the radio station and your phone is too close to the speakers playing the phone call. Best guess. It's something about "live" and having audio running through the mic. I haven't fucked with OBS in awhile, so I don't know the exact issue...

I really appreciate having to hunt the link, Cody S. I feel so underwater hunting for links. But sure, I'll get your stuff up...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3mTfOyZu4

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You certainly stopped my world, buddy. It's alright now. Everything is melting back together...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls

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C'mon, c'mon. You know who is the next room... (This is a really neat video thing...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFGo5cqcxP4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AsPY1bQx70

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Obvious...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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I gotta another good one. Same 7-11. White fuckboy and his girl are trying to pull in, and old black man is limping across the parking lot entrance. Fuckboy yells, "Get out of my fucking way you piece of shit!" When white fuckboy comes out of the store, old black man is waiting. Old black man yells, "I can walk where I want. The two of you SUCK!" White fuckboy turns to his girl, who is crying for him to leave, and says, "GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!" She does. Then white fuckboy turns to old black man and says, "YEAH!" The patrons of the store started filming with their smartphones. No fight. Old black man walked off, and white fuckboy left. Racism will kill you...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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No, Beau, fucking drugs. I'm over this. The thump was interesting, but I got shit to do! Sure, we all fuck up sometimes on drugs...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU

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C'mon guys...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

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Zack wasn't working that night, Connor. But certainly, I should have worded that more carefully...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA

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On another topic, we have answers about the fog lights and radio. The antenna is right above the wheel that I smacked a curb with, and the connector was damaged. The fog light wire is directly in front of that wheel, and missing altogether. The parts have been ordered, and it will be fixed next week. So we're riding in silence and without cool looking fog lights for another week. But then we'll be...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Why are we still on 7-11 Laugher? Well, I went to 7-11 last night. The girls who work there, and who are on NewsKing, acted like Micaela when I have to take a shit. And I defended these girls, who are black, Latino, Arabian, and Hindi, against guys with much more muscle than 7-11 Laugher. One fuckboy walked up behind me in line and said to me, "I love America! Do you love America?" while staring down one of the girls. I said, "Yeah. Do you love other countries, too?" He said, "Umm, yeah, umm, I love everybody." The girl said to me, "I love you!" It must have hurt to see me go down. But ladies, that was...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICL06V1IOA

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I can go with you on plant-based, Powpow. I understand what you're saying. But I'm handling nuclear missiles here, buddy. Leave options for people. You can be right and dead...

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Yeah, that sounds like a fun stream, Swifterrs... But sure, guys, I can get your lead story up and try get these kids back with their parents...
- https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/feds-deflect-accountability-immigrant-kids-placement...

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Well, Hillary, in 2018 I'm in a productive non-HDMI workspace with upgrades that feel like a pinecone up my ass, but I'll fucking use Android if I have to. Still here. Still can make videos. So, I can say that Trump has passed the deadline for reuniting 565 children with their parents, and it's viewable on all devices...
- https://twitter.com/hashtag/FamiliesBelongTogether?src=hash

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Fuck you and bathrooms, too, Brazil! Why have that sensitivity? Why not be a dick? Well, I'm being one. Even without my nuclear non-lethal handgun. Just watch what a fucking mean dick is. You fucking geeks can't make my computer work? Then die!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39r0QFD1oPM

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Okay, Linux has good years and bad years. I have no choice but to abandon Kubuntu 18.04 for day-to-day operations, and use it only for Kdenlive. The Dreamweaver install bug is bothering me to the point that I am abandoning the OS. The Firefox fails in both Windows 10 and Linux are bothering me, too. It's probably slack ass stupidity and lack of money, but it feels deliberate. I want it to work as a primary OS, and it just isn't. Kendlive is installed. That's it. None of my tricks to bump the Dreamweaver freeze worked. And I'm not waiting two hours. Goodbye. For now... Hopefully you get your shit together. We'll see each other again, too! (I remember when I couldn't even make a video in Linux after YouTube first came out...) It's not up to the job this year, guys. And I'm getting a new computer and all that, but the Acer is working perfectly and encounters the same errors. Just the thought that the bug is about me is enough to get me out. For now. Sorry you couldn't get it up and running...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk1gaE1G7JM

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I had an idea for a new section, complete with a graphical font, in Medicine Hat called "Love Is The Best Medicine." It can use grandpa's definition of love, and address Cam and I's work on going to the doctor when you're sick. If you scroll down in Medicine Hat far enough, grandpa's definition can, if you want, also work with Cody W.'s artwork of a man with a chest tattoo and a snake wrapped around him. As Connor pointed out, grandpa's definition also works on the scale higher up in Medicine Hat. Fuck, it also works with being a monk or a nun...

We didn't call him "grandpa," BTW. My maternal grandparents (mother's parents) were "Nanny & Pap." My paternal grandfather (dad's father) died when my dad was 12. My paternal grandmother lived with us until she passed. We called her "Yiayia" (YI-yuh). It's kind of like Greek for grandmother, but in Greek, it can be any elderly woman a child makes friends with. The name for a Greek "grandfather," which I assume can be interpreted the same way as a Yiayia, is "Papou." Somehow, the names of Beau's grandparents are similar to both my maternal and paternal grandparents. I have no idea why, but it's interesting...

Anyway, I'm on a reboot from Kubuntu 18.04, but wanted to hop in Windows 10 and get this idea to you guys. The link to Medicine Hat with the scale and artwork is below. Fuck did this fall into place at the right time...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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I ended up having to re-install Kubuntu 18.04, because the program that installs Firefox from a repo also broke during when I hit the power switch. I'mma be out for a while I let the new install run updates and get it setup. I hope you enjoy the stuff down there. I saved it in case you guys want to address anything. Then it's on to Climate Change and sequestration, then back to Medicine Hat. I don't have my car today because they're fixing the fog lights and radio, so hopefully I'll get some work done...

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Yeah, I can get that one on MC. Remember, guys, the song is at the end...
- tomorrow_today.mp4

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My sister's nickname is Stacy. It's not her real name. But if the song fits...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

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That kid also found a book on the book shelves with the encyclopedias I'm holding as kid below. It was hidden, and I never noticed it. It was about reproduction. One of my mom's early 1970's educational books. In it, a mom, a dad, a son, and a daughter were pictured naked. This is my favorite line from that kid, "T.J. look! His dick is bigger than his dad's!" He was caught going through my mom's undergarment drawer, too. I think somehow that beer mug kicked off a fascination with my mom... She cruised around in new cars and had a big government job, so how could this be wrong?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

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Yeah, it's cool shit, Hank. Ya know, we also discovered an alcohol stash. Officially, they were a non-drinking family. My mom, of course, achieved a nice house in Denbigh and was sucking down beer and wine coolers every night after governmenting. My Baptist friend in middle and high school - the one who told me not to talk about certain things because God was listening - also grew up in a non-drinking family. He finally tried a beer upon discovering my mom's frosted beer mug in our freezer while looking for frozen pizza bites after school to watch my dad's porn. As we started smoking weed, his mom secretly tried weed while his dad was at work. She liked it. It's amazing how this place bumbles into solutions...

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Yes, Connor, it fits on the scale. I didn't wanna say anything. I figured it out about the same time you did. I also want to say he survived his marriage by moving into the girls' room after the girls moved out of the house, and liked to masturbate to pictures of naked women riding horses. We discovered the stash of porn after his death. You're wecome! (There's a masterpiece between my legs!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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When my maternal grandfather (mother's father) was first diagnosed with Alzheimer's, before the disease had progressed to the point he could not recognize people he knew his whole life, he stood up in church. It was the church he attended since arriving in Newport News as a young man from a part of North Carolina that the Great Depression hit very hard. When he met his wife, he was driving a bus for CCC, a government program designed around jobs that help the community and the environment. It was for unmarried young men aged 17-28. He moved to Newport News to get a job at the shipyard (the big one that builds the aircraft carriers for the United States). He started in smoke stack construction, and despite living in a one bedroom apartment with three daughters seperated for privacy by a bed sheet, he slowly got better apartments, eventually getting a house the year before my mom graduated high school.

The sermon (preacher's talk) in church that day was about love. He stood up and shouted, "That isn't love! None of you, not a single one of you in here, know what love is!" My mom told me about it and I called him and told him I agreed. He thanked me. I never saw him as he was again as the Alzheimer's had progressed by the time I made it to see him after graduating college/university in another city.

Do you wanna hurt people?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

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I'm a little troubled that Facebook, Verizon, and the U.S. government are openly trying to kill me, but I'm still happy thanks to alcohol and weed, which could both get me thrown in prison, especially if I attempt to use them in a social environment in modern suburbia, in which I have to drive or live in a motel with my family of four because I lost my job and now my credit is bad...

Cue the depressing song...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrHwZyFN7M

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Steve Jobs fixed that, Aaron. The RIAA were suing teenagers to death, taking their parents' houses if they could get them... VEVO and Google helped a lot after that. Can't wait for the new music!
- still_here.mp4

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Are you a...?


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Yeah, Music Choice, you picked up on the bread aisle fast! You could roll that into food stamps, food assistance, and even Medicaid and Welfare. They're trying to kill, or enslave, us, and if successful, will likely end up with an Armageddon Condom, at which point humanity ceases to exist...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps

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"Try theory" produced actual numbers that seem about right...

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Hey, what kinda math did you do on a skateboard ramp? Did you break your neck and die? So, you're prolly right...

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Stick all that on the "Logan True/False-Good/Evil" scale, and watch it all work...

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I reordered this morning's posts so the post I want to talk about will be directly below this one. The calculations are difficult. George W. Bush called it "fuzzy math." It works, though, when you have to get a figure out to people in an uncertain situation and don't have MIT working for you. Me and a friend might have invented it while I was in middle school. His mom was a high school Calculus teacher, and encouraged it. She also did this thing about pi using a string...

Anyway, me and my friend were equal nerds back then. He turned out to be a bodybuilding football star, though. But back in the day, here's what we came up with: Use the math you know on a word problem, compare it to the teacher's answer, and if you came close, you had successfully implemented what we called "'About' Math." It was about right.

I have no way of calculating the pollution - and the pollutant - outputs of each country, the probability of which countries would implement sequestration, whether the technology works, or whether the technology itself produces additional pollution. So, here's how I went at it: Assume the technology works. Assume there are no additional pollutants, or that they are negligable given the scale of the problem. Assume that an "industrial, polluting country" pollutes on a scale equal to its population. Assume that there will be politics and abuse. We have a number on that. 10% of people abuse government programs on a global scale. It's similar to "acceptable loss" or "acceptable shrinkage" in other industries.

Say you run Walmart. Do you want a happy store where normal people can shop, or do you want armed guards everywhere making sure people don't steal? How much should you spend on security systems to hit that magic number and keep prices low? With regard to "fuzzy math" and government programs, Republicans always make a sad store, not a happy store. The abuse rate is about 10%. You could cut crime in half if you accepted it and stopped screaming about "Cadillac Welfare Queens" (Reagan made that up - there are none), and pouring all your money into putting armed police officers on the bread aisle at Walmart.

And speaking of fuzzy math, the so-called "3 degree world" is only if the math is perfect. We know we need to stop polluting. Trump pulled the brakes off and made the 10% go up. Calculate that.

Yeah, one of my friends is football star bodybuilding genius. The closest we have to "'About' Math" in the frat is Justin H. We worked through linear vs. curved accelaration of YouTube views, assuming a stable YouTube environment and market...

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I'm running numbers in my head for the carbon (dioxide?) sequestration thing. Assuming the entire U.S., along with all of the E.U., plus the U.K., Australia, Canada, Japan, South Korea, etc. could implement a fierce law requiring companies to do it, I get 12% reduction in pollutants based on the global population. If the laws are played with, I don't get a number. But if it is voluntary, such that only "good evil companies" do it, I get 1%. I got the 1% number using the 10% average global abuse of government programs, and reversing it.

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Strange news on the computer front. I've been using Windows 10 for several weeks now because I had to push the power button in a Kubuntu 18.04 freeze. It damaged Dreamweaver and Firefox because both apps were running. They no longer run in Kubuntu 18.04 and I didn't feel like re-installing. The freeze issue seems to be related to using the HDMI plug to connect the television. Like, after a certain amount of time passes, something goes wrong. And I've turned off screensavers and power management. The issue did not seem to occur in Windows 10, but it just did. It froze and the TV delivered a "No Signal" message. Another restart using the power button, and after a long wait, I'm back in Windows 10. I think there are multiple hardware issues from dropping this laptop, multiple hardware issues involving the way HDMI is configured, and multiple software issues involving HDMI. Anyway, the hard drive is down to only 0.4% "bad" now. I just kept running "fix" apps. But I lost some "real" apps like Dreamweaver and Firefox. I think the best choice is to remove and reinstall those apps in Kubuntu 18.04, get it back like I want, and watch movies on the TV in Windows. After the movie goes off, reboot quickly and unplug HDMI.

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Be careful with bathroom/washroom/restroom/toilet doors in Rio, Taylor. Close them very gently...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA

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Carter clickbaited that one, too, Swifterrs. And his face never "bad frames." You can pick any random frame, and that face is ON! Never should have told him that... I tell you what, let's do a wave song. I don't know if you were around for the "Summer Of Wave Songs," but we gotta new one. I'mma get drunk...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az7goWwsmJQ

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The fires are scary is why...

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Okay, I can reprioritize that. I have to at least go through all the notes and get the sources for Medicine Hat before jumping back into Climate Change. Obviously, the fires are a big problem and we may be able to fund some research. OKAY! (Also, Cody S., I'm shaved today and have to go out there. If you could please stop touching your pretty face and stoking that fire...) Lightning could crash at anytime...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg

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We can add wildfires and carbon (dioxide?) sequestration to Climate Change. The sequestration, if I remember, has had startup problems, and we're early on the new chemical production process.

I have to fuck with the air conditioner drain right now, so I might not get any work done on Medicine Hat today, but I'll try. Any updates to Climate Change will have to come after Medicine Hat...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm
- https://www.newsking.com/org/climate_change.htm

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I'm very sorry to hear about the Montana wildfires, Hank. It looks like this year, the entire Western U.S. is dealing with it, although most coverage is focused on California. But from Texas to Montana to Colorado, it's a big problem this year. Our forever-smoldering Great Dismal Swamp wildfire is quiet so far this summer here in Hampton Roads, knock on wood... Wait... Not wood, I meant to say, umm, something else...
- http://wxshift.com/climate-change/climate-indicators/us-wildfires

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While I'm at it, ECSC, one of the world's longest-running surfing competitions and celebrations, starts this weekend in Virginia Beach. VB has hosted it since 1963...
- http://www.surfecsc.com

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Okay, Taylor, I'll plug your Brazil tour... Have fun and stay safe!
- https://www.eventbrite.com.br/o/dream-tour-taylor-caniff-jj-hannon-dj-rupp...

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The only reason I haven't reset the Blog is that I still haven't gone through the sources added during the last saved notes, and it's easier for me to keep it active and pressure myself to get the sources...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTGr5t3MoY

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Logan, I just figured out that you are going to be in a "Pay Per View" MMA or Boxing or Wrestling match in Manchester Arena in England. You know how I saw the keys and not the gun in "ambiguous image" psychological test? I saw a "rap battle/singing contest" in your Twitter banner artwork! Okay, I'll get the link for ya... (What up Joe W.!? Been awhile since we've hung out. Congrats on your gig, too...)
- https://www.manchester-arena.com/events/ksi-v-logan-paul/9352
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiguous_image

Here's my page. T.J., did you write this?

"Manchester Arena prides itself on being a fun but safe environment for everyone.

"Anti-social behaviour towards other guests and/or staff is not tolerated in any form and any problems should be notified immediately to one of the stewards. They will either be able to rectify the situation straight away or may refer the problem to Customer Services, located on the concourse.

"It is difficult for Customer Services to respond to a problem if it is not reported at the time, so please make sure to speak to a steward or member of staff as soon as possible."
- https://www.manchester-arena.com/your-visit

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Guard: "You're in jail. You can't be running around kicking your feet in the air. They're not like that..."
T.J.: "I don't care."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNh-iw7gsuI

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I hate how much stretching he needs, Swifterrs. But I can get that song on for you...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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Yeah, you remember this, Cody S... Fuck, dude, I can swim! LOL!
- https://lgbt.soccer/2018/06/17/world-cup-diversity-house-shut

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Imagine what's going on in Russia... Could we talk about that, Putin?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ

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Don't get worked up about that. It was the mid-1980's and being openly gay without a scale and without God in a vending machine in a Republican government could lead to suicidal thoughts when you get crackin'. RIP, Tony. Thanks for teaching me calligraphy...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

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I forgot all about the Armageddon Condom. I need breakfast and a morning workout. Maybe even a full workout today. Tony, what did you put in the cereal? (Another interesting note, an openly gay "counselor" - that's what the city calls daycare workers in the city's programs - who liked me a lot as a kid and who my mom bought gifts for, killed himself on the day he was supposed to accompany me to the Fall Festival at Newport News Park. His mom informed that kid over the phone. Another one? Why are there so many suicides? Hmm... We'll work on that... Are the ingredients in concrete/cement added to the breakfast to keep the flakes from becoming soggy? What kinda tiger we bringin'? Back to the hat...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reIGOLb6tk0
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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Let's get a link up for this presentation today...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/climate_change.htm

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Kid, would you quit worrying about a nuclear war? You designed the nuclear non-lethals. You look like you're looking into a black hole, kid! Wait... What?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

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I just thought I'd put this on...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPSTQQOx2fY

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I can get him up right away, Hillary! He's really good at shit...


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Okay, so the YouTube algorithm pointed me to a Nickelback documentary vid that mentioned this was the number one song of the 2000's. They're also the most hated rock band? WTF?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M

When did MMMbop come out? Fuck, that was 1997. We miss you, Kurt, Layne, Chris, and others...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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I can ask for more research. There's not enough information available for me to go on. But I'll give it that much. Does producing the polystyrene from petroleum negate the benefits of sequestration? I have questions like that. Does the polystyrene factory sequester itself? And you know what? Is this just a "feel good" story because it's so hot? Explain it to me. But okay, I'll ask for research...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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L'emme explain those articles in the post below. It's like saying "new form of THC discovered!" (THC is the part of weed thought to get you high.) Well, do I smoke that, take it as a pill, drink it as a liquid, what? "This much is true" doesn't mean you don't have to explain it as best you can. Quit writing like retards...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Scientists are in the early stages of trying to curtail climate change by using a chemical that appears to work by soaking up pollution into the ground, and possibly lakes. The articles are badly written. Are you spaying it in the air? The application of this discovery is not explained in any article, and therefore does not make sense. Anyway, a chemical that soaks up carbon (dioxide?) and takes years to make can rapidly be made from petroleum products like polystyrene (styrofoam). That's all we know. There's a picture of a sick looking lake and talk of "carbon (dioxide?) sequestration," which means they shove the chimney in the ground. These are among the worst science articles I have ever read. One of them at least said it is too early to tell if it will work at all. I did find this from last year...
- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28812872

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There was a guy who crashed his car outside of a British government building suspected of terrorism, and California is up in flames with wildfires. Trump is embroiled in a racist scandal with a black woman who worked very closely with him. Putin is attending the wedding of an Australian Minister (not like religious, and I don't know if it's the Prime Minister, which would be like the "President" of Australia). A transgender just won a primary for Governor of Vermont. Florida is in a state of emergency from toxic water in the Gulf of Mexico. Italy had a bridge collapse. Space X revealed their new spacecraft, called "Dragon" (Dragon is refusing to see me right now, calling himself "sick," and I can't call him. But they open the door if I knock, although I have to stand outside of their European-style apartment...).

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We seem to be having an administrative moment...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zok9co_8E4

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Sounds like fun, PJ...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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Just chill out...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ

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Dammit, Swifterrs! I wasn't gonna say anything. But you should hear the kinda shit I have to hold down in my car. I think this one oscillates based on what people say and do during your day. "T.J., I can't get over the fact that you're white!" "Brotha, you ain't white, man!" "I hate white people today... just stay quiet and hold down the car." There's nothing wrong with what Sam did, I just wish he hadn't done it. You know, I left out some details. I wasn't "shoved" to the ground by 7-11 Laugher, I was chest "thumped" to the ground. He lept at me. And although he couldn't remember laughing, me touching my face and saying "I win" was probably processed in a Sam-like way. I have no way of knowing if he was a fan. But he decided I deserved some love. But events like this, with so many coincidences and unknowns, take their toll on me. Fuck it, I gotta deal with what Sam did, and given the environment, I don't think it was wrong. Just not very careful...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-AbC6GK1Y

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Sam, you alright? You alright! Beau, Swifterrs will share what he wants when he can, but I like the "waiting room" reference. I'm saving my notes, doing a reset of the Blog soon, and gettin' crackin' on the next section of Medicine Hat. That section is about healthcare generally. It's a lot of work because I have to go through all the notes and all the sources (which are there to remind me of certain issues). And I have to do that for each section. Over and over and over, section by section by section. After that, all we have left is the LA River presentation, and the alcohol presentation...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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When I finish these presentations, you guys will get a new homepage (not that new) without two columns. Google Chrome for mobile is no longer supporting the two-column layout (at least as I designed it). The left side is getting text inflation, and the right side is not. The Blog design appears very successful, so we'll use that as a template. It'll be a simpler look. DJK, Adam, we'll be alright. Just catchin' the details...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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So, while we're on the subject... Second month of college/university. Two students jump off a nine story/floor building into a brick walkway/sidewalk/road and die. "Stress" was what we heard made them do it...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

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I know that from an employee of a company now called Verizon who killed himself because, as an executive, was aloud to take time off to move his family into a bigger house. A lower level employee requested the same vacation, and he was forced to say, "NO!" based on a decision made by his bosses. The lower level employee was able to complain in a way that got him fired as he moved into a new house. He was also a Boy Scout leader. So, he exited. Just bringin' it back to the hat...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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"Call 555-1212 for a good time! NO FATS OR OLDS!" Nah, Hank, I took a shit in that gay bathroom/restroom/washroom/toilet stall/cubicle, dude... (Back in the day, that phone number got you a phone operator who could get you someone's phone number anywhere in the United States, as opposed to what, at the time, was a local 411 operator who could only give information about local numbers. 311, which is now an information line for major cities, used to be a test number that called back a phone technician when he hooked up your land line. He'd dial 311, hang up, and if the phone rang back, he successfully installed your phone.) I chose the number for the Hollywood-famed "555" prefix, too. 555 numbers are kinda meant to not do anything. They're heavily used in the movies.

The system we're running on, although it seems mobile and fiber optic and high speed Internet, actually defaults to a system installed in the 1800's. It's still there. Like, Alexander Graham Bell and shit is still underneath it...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell#The_telephone
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjiKRfKpPI

Old never looked so good, Hank...
- this_place_is_old.mp4

Gotta play this one, too. They have to handle this number carefully to this day...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo

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Did you feed Alex at McDonald's, Hank? I saw him at Walmart complaining about the tea sold in giant, family-sized plastic bottles. You know what to expect from me. Time to boom, dude. (Hank is friends with the Gateses, the Obamas, and the Clintons. He's also friends with Carter...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Hillary, given your husband may have oscillated and not been loyal to you, and given he loved McDonald's food laced with concrete/cement ingredients, and given he turned vegan, I'd say I can get out the votes for Democrats by November!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGWt7EwzG8

It's like an Alka-Seltzer ad. I mean, did you guys hear the part about "feeling like your old self again?" And we don't have enough information available, or enough studies, or enough neurogastroenterologists. This is just the start of it. Anyway, here's the ad. It's from 1969...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhwNtY3N2k

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Brought to you by: Banana Republic! (Remember how we took over countries to supply American grocery stores with bananas and the Soviets tried to start wars in these "Banana Republics" to cut off our banana supply? Take the approach in the song. We don't have enough information available, and it is likely something stupid they did with an industry around it. Like GMO's...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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I'm watching The Bourne Identity on HBO and suddenly got the idea that the identity oscillation issue accompanying our code breaker's reverse approach to loyalty theory might be something more significant than we thought. Because a timed diet affected the issue, and with cultured meat and Bill Gates in mind, what are they feeding us and how are they marketing it? Like Buddhist monks in an ice bath type of shit. We might have hit the tip of an iceberg that was put in place by dog beaters with guns. It would affect flex theory, too.

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I can get that song on for you, Adam...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPr8ZqRHTQo

But you gotta put it with these...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHeK0Cwr9sg
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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That's interesting, Sam. Everyone is welcome in my car. They trash it, though, and the radio is broken right now, but we're getting that fixed when we fix the fog lights...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtPKDHdS5bM

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Suck it, Paul! Nice job, Anthony...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viYVBXdGNpM

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Enough beer and melatonin cherries seem to have brought about a return to algorithm boy, and for the second time, he coded with Bill Gates. You see how that code is looking at it, though, right? It's like... Suggy?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y

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Powpow, I made it through the first 13 minutes so far. They're in a marketing environment. Just replace the meat with cultured meat. They have nothing better to do than go to McDonald's. Like that. No ethics. No morals. No conversation. You just change it. There will be people who want to kill animals in front of you to fuck with you, but they won't be a part of the social change. In the past, we threw those people in jail. The guy who beats his dog. It doesn't even have to be cultured meat. And there are companies marketing to dog beaters. That's fraud. Real quick, dude, back way, way off and take the longview...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4AcFzxtdE
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM

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Nothing like boners, physics, beer, and a Glaive whining about his workout in the morning...

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Yeah, yeah, that's right. They get that crossed with particle-slit. Einstein didn't mean the object's existence is relative...

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Powpow, Hank, DJK, I'm learning shit. Henry, you captured the twins paradox. Could you do the one where it gets confused with the existence of objects? Some physicists take this to mean that the existence of objects are relative just because speed affects things. The object is still "there," though. I think I explained that right. I didn't check with neoNewton. Not today...

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7-11 Laugher cursed me. The warnings were part of the curse. The warnings just keep you out of trouble. "You don't want this." I've been erect for 12 hours. It's indeed a living hell. Marius kinda warned about it in the "Sam goes to college/university" video. I think it'll calm down in public. Plus I'm not a young man anymore. I did not know this. I don't know what to do or say. I see why Viagra ads tell you to go to a doctor if you go more than 4 hours. Kid, it is indeed a living hell, and thank you and fuck you for doing this to me...

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We'll get something done now that we can see what's going on. Ride your bike...
- https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-08-12/mark-zuckerberg-is-totally-out...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Y

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Yeah, I can get the song back on...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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It works fast. These are Ranier cherries from Washington State. (They're very good!) So we got melatonin out in front really fast! Look at that... Do you see the guy on the package sleeping with the "Z Z Z" "speech balloon?"
- https://www.newsking.com/org/sleeping_out_of_africa.htm


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Okay, Adam. Mushrooms (lots of them), onions, bell peppers, olives, and sliced tomatoes...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPT21XddnU

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Wait, huh?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbaQ9xnoMGQ

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Kian, I'm wearing one of your shirts right now. I thought you already had merch... Is this shirt official? Does it have the nanomicrochip ID? Will X-Box confirm that?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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Don't stick it all the way up his ass, Carter! No, don't do it! Don't...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc

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I can get that song on for you, John...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEoesmnYU4

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Our shit works and we found him!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J0EnFmPrhg

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Pewd picked this up right away! A drink now! WTF, Bro!? I can't even think of a song. Nicely done... (Okay I gotta song... Just a repeat...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Hmm... Look who we found, guys! Wow!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWB0AHhtjUE

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Don't worry that deep, Zuck. I ain't gonna hurt you like that. But the Carter thing will sting. (Apparently he's all deep into the algorithms. Mine is nuclear non-lethal, Mark. Did you just threaten my life?)
- https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/13/facebook-pushes-back-on-report-it-would-let-news-publishers-die.html

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Welcome home, Adam!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xni3EcIbc

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We solved loyalty and oscillation due in big part to an MMA fighter on a timed diet. This is a major milestone... Honey, what's for dinner? And at what time? I need to plan...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukvu1CbUcz8

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Check out Cody S. He's a music artist/athlete/philosopher/music historian who confirmed a big piece of the Medicine Hat puzzle. He also holds a Nobel Prize in Medicine for his contributions to Neurogastroenterology (I'm kidding, but he should get some reward for what he did). Fuck yeah, dude!


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Check out our boy Paul taking his son to see a dinosaur exhibit. This is the guy YouTube attacked for barfing in some old videos, calling him a pornographer. He also suffers from Crohn's disease. I wanted you guys to see this. The video is on his side channel. You get to meet his wife, too. I enjoyed the vid, ZoneAwesome...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukvu1CbUcz8


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Here's the link to the trailer for the new Janoskians movie Public Disturbance. Congrats, guys!
- https://www.etonline.com/youtube-pranksters-crash-mike-tysons-party-in-public-disturbance...

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Whatever, Hank... Without me and Suggy like this, we'd all be wounded penguins...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMK6FWN2-Ps

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DJK, I'm just fucking around with Suggy. We're both alright. I'mma play that song...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxloC1MKTpg

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Do you know what The Rolling Stones did to this guy? The music playing in the background sounds similar to the score from a Rolling Stones (like, do I say The Rolling Stones in that sentence?) song that never made the charts. The Rolling Stones won all the money for the song, and kicked this guy to the curb. It's one of the biggest lawsuits in rock history. But the song is legendary, and has a message that fits what happened... Do you get it? Was it planned?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

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Dang, Suggy, I gave it away (and tried to take it back but the government blocked me) and it made money! Can you see the money, dude? Good advice, though...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pI34YSye68

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Did you see a decade go by? The Anthony spoof on me and Justin B. Justin B. hunting down a problem. You see this, right? Cam will blow your mind...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw

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Those religions are cool as shit vends, right? Who was the drunk pothead who wrote that? Wait... Wait... I think Saint Anthony is in our frat! He's an atheist, though. It's cool... (Guys, I just took a bong hit, and I'm having fun. The top photo is something about Saint Anthony, and it suggested something about eating children, so we pulled the title. The guy might be a saint. In NewsKingland, of course...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ
- https://www.newsking.com/org/2008blogB.htm#monster

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Do you remember this, Anthony? I sure as fuck hope you're laughing. I edited the picture titles at your request because of "St. Anthony." Who wants to vend some devil? (You just exercise or eat something to come off this. Alcohol is a bonus...)
- https://www.newsking.com/org/2008blogB.htm#monster

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This is an early alpha of perma-boner... Beef-&-Go, if you will. But this time for real... Hey, what up Anthony? Is that Thumper down there? Thumper doesn't like being depressed...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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Kids make you a little crazy, Paul. They're in your life every day. Teachers, too, man. Imagine handling a classroom of 8-year-olds. Especially when they stroke your body. True story. America Reads tutor here. I picked him up and carried him to the principal/headmaster. His teacher suspected hard drugs in the home. I mean, you're doing good with a stern voice. Taser parents are out there...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8e1sSNsf44

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Here ya go, Taylor...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZygSY-2on0c

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It's a good thing that dick is there, right Cody S.? Fuck, looking back from the future, which is where we live, it seems like ancient times back there. I can't believe we pulled this off. WTF was all that? (Doesn't matter, we're up and running against all odds...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-gja10qkw

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I mean, grown-ups knew already, right? No. We're the grown-ups...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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I sorted diet, exercise, hydration, drugs, alcohol, relationships, and environment somehow come together to stabilize the oscillation if you're fortunate enough to have the oscillation. Then I bumped into Maslow, safety, and the nuclear non-lethal handgun and what it represents. We've got an MMA frat boy on a timed diet that can stay loyal to Thumper. We've got a hydration expert who can sort the algorithm. We've got a code breaker who modeled for Calvin Klein. We've got a science expert who is friends with a physicist. The physicist does the math. We've got a guy who is an expert on social media and suicide. We've got a guy who can explain getting in shape and the role of alcohol. We've got guys already vending, and guys who produce the vends. We've got a body building game expert. Our other game expert is into Japanese whiskey and drugs. We have a Unitarian Universalist (or at least someone who ran down that problem). There are many more people in here, but I think the right people are here, Cam! Whether they are or are not, we did it.

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Add MRI Gaming to X-Box. You know it already monitors your body movements and heart rate in response to advertising, right? (I'll have to look that post up, if it's a post... I think it's in the Archives...) I don't think the monitors can see Thumper or your brain, though. They're playing the flex game. It's like domestic dogs smelling each other's butts and finding meaning. They don't know what it means anymore. That information is passed on through a wolfpack. Like modern civilization. Would you be for or against 24/7 wireless MRI monitoring? Do you have something to hide? You scared? Guess what? You will never know. There's not enough information available to your prefrontal cortex. The house always wins. You should, generally, be conscious of your privacy and try to secure it...

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Where is Thumper's MRI video game? And where's my MRI machine? I have to build Thumper a video game! (Did you think of MRI video games, too? We have to work on the part where they keep the damn thing in a camper/mobile home/movable dwelling outside of the hospital building. It makes MRI gaming seem dangerous. I'll talk to marketing... Or maybe like in implant in Thumper after the brain implant games go up... Guys, we're are about to smash them.)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

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Calm down, Beau, calm down! There's a nuclear non-lethal handgun. Don't launch the bomb! (Nah, congrats on the release, man, just stoned and playin')
- https://twitter.com/Brooksbeau

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Also, please get the doctor's ready for this...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XHcPYorSJw

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We could cut way down on suicides and shootings as long as Obamacare stays in place...

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All assuming someone buys the MRI scanner and the software...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupZ7B0wyUQ

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Could we wipe out anxiety disorder among Millennials adjusted to, or willing to learn about, NewsKing?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgFQ6WmxdMs

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Formerly known as this vid... Popularity and jealousy together? OMG! Bring me that special secret business calculator!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNc45FTenhg

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Add Thumper to this guy and see what you guys get. We missed Thumper. He's saying we're unconsciously accessing a "collective unconscious," meaning we all share thoughts we're not aware of, but are common among us. The physics on that aren't in place, but we may be talking about Thumper, too. The theory is popular in psychology. What if you put the "archetypes" with flex theory?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_unconscious

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So, the absence of real time is involved? Or just a link to the prefrontal cortex? Jack J., I know exactly what you mean. We need an MRI with that dude's software...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-gja10qkw

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Thumpity thumpity thump! Do you understand what Jack J. said yet?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtPKDHdS5bM

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Like when you start thinking about consciousness. And there's a paradox or some shit. This theory still dominates, but they want you on drugs or paying a lot of money to talk to someone - talking takes its toll on the person you're talking to... Jack J., how's the coke? Freud prescribed it and snorted a lot. That you found something like this is significant...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Id,_ego_and_super-ego

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Hmm... You're making me want a corndog, Hank. I'm vegan and very stoned. But what if Jack J.'s snake does have a snake? Look at that. The guy can sort logic. My thoughts on the matter is that the human brain is that. But dudes, there's not enough information available. You're into fucking Freud with that question... Look at our frat!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

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Cheers, for sure, Jack F...

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Cam called so much of this. From seperating an identity for Thumper to declaring that you're not really "hearing" other people. I think if you got something like this, you figured out something is seriously wrong. And you're talking to a guy who approached it with algorithms. I see it now, Cam. The algorithms all work. WTF is this?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdU6migsqQ

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I feel loyal to Thumper. I feel like he grew this much prefrontal cortex because the world wasn't right. I'm grateful. I can talk to him now, but it's like a concept. Communication gets through from the concept I think. This seems very important.

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I dunno, Hank. But if Swifterrs did it, he can power way, way up with a little Googling. OBS is a pain, but it will install. Steam For Linux is available. And Play On Linux will enable some Windows games. Getting the VLC repo will get DVD's to play if you first uninstall the default VLC. Be careful around OBS and FFmpeg. In Muon (use Muon, not Discover for this level) use the Sources option to fuck around with the repos. I want his shit powered up and representing. You gotta be able to regulate...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

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How do you know about Club Penguin, Swifterrs? You're not supposed to know about that... (Fuck, did you do it? I mean, congrats if you did that...)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tux_(mascot)

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We were only... (Connor, that was good as shit!)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1umEXpGHc0E

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Look at the brands. You can pick this vend, kid...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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Okay, I'll get you on here, Connor. Looks like Connor has done a little work since we last saw him! This lonely guy with no girlfriend showed up with a girl, too! Dude, I don't know what kinda weed is circulating in LA right now, but I want some... The beach with a boogie board is sooo Goth! (Fuck, is that a surf board? I'm sooo Goth I dunno...)


Uhh, I'm also fixing yours, Chris G. Or should I say Giovanni? The presentation is on schedule... (I know what you mean. I had to cut the grass/lawn/yard/garden at the hottest point in Trump's very hot day...)
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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I can get him on for us, Cam. We don't know for sure that Snake is Japanese, but he might be. Anyway, whatever. I ain't high yet... (What the hell was that, Cam?) I picked a song for ya, too. Oughta really shake it up if people are trippin'. The bathroom/washroom/restroom/toilet looks North American...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybVudBaAb4


Cam, Mr. Fortunate bumbled into an unfortunate world... You know what that's like, right, sexy?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

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Chester, Hank, and Music Choice already have me in Berlin. Umm... My parents aren't dead yet! LOL! Give my mom a chance. She's good at governmenting...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCXEIgmp-w

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Sam, you think Penis Village will have the dreaded third stike you talked about?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKtjBqztZc

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Welcome home, Adam. Heads up, Hampton Roads. The character of our "city" is being viewed by the world. As well as the character of an insurance brand. As you guys know, I used to work there. I paid in and don't wanna be bothered. My parents are arming for war. Put the gun down. Ya know what I mean? Like nuclear war car accident. Come off the drugs for a day and take a look around. We could go underwater. Trump will happily put us there. I'm truly sorry I'm insured and guilty of nothing...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA

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I was, like, 26 when I thought humanity should have a goal. Then I fled the country in fear of government harassment. It was productive, though. Few people have done a tour of Canada like I did. I had the best laugh of my life getting stoned with a black guy in Ottawa while listening to American "Gansta Rap" with no black gangsta's around. So, I'm American. We just looked at each other and busted out laughing...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ

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Lookin' good, Jason! Here's some fun...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA

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So, if you're living for the future, shouldn't we all have a goal? Something we all want to work on despite how petty we are in our day-to-day lives? Something other than getting to sit next to Jesus at the supper in heaven? Something for the kids? I think so. This is the one I picked...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ZHj1JuQLk

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You guys realize you're living for a better future, right? When you're dead, that's it. It doesn't matter what they say. You're gone. It's about the future. Should there be lethal guns in it? Heh...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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Cool, Aaron, Hank...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVO3cxTbxg

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No, I'm not goin' down, Swifterrs, it's just annoying me, and I think what I said was productive (welcome back to Denbigh High ~1994 when that shit just flowed out of our mouths). I thought I was in good hands...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2poqYvWsyU

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Talkin' 'bout a meaner world, I added both as sources...
- http://www.newsking.com/org/2009blogB.htm#gertie
- https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/17/politics/obama-europe-germany-angela-merkel...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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I see you met Gertie, Swifterrs...
- http://www.newsking.com/org/2009blogB.htm#gertie

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Yeah, okay, Swifterrs. Frat president's call on humans...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrCoHFUML0

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Hey, Swifterrs. You're the most beautiful Ligma patient ever! Let us know what's up, as in if you know the results, or if we're in the waiting room...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf5qrVdD9E0

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Thank you for that video, Akonne! It's got a car with a ticket, MMA fighting, and a diet managed around a face that could go plump. Really? Dude, you talked about everything... (You can't beat this guy, BTW. His diet is fucking timed, and he's MMA...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp0dVAWiqtQ

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I do wanna kick you, Sam. I wanna kick the PJ, too. Sam, I just thought we were compatible roommates within the frat. PJ, I just got tired of hearing "Anglo world." My intention was not for me and Sam to take over the human race. He's hella cute, though...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

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Logan, you still have goals? What could they possibly be? I've achieved all mine and am just dealing with the aftermath. As a courtesy...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Bc5qMhE4

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Did you think somehow I wasn't eating cherries?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcYaAu01Q2Y

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Virginia somehow fund ya. Yeah, they're good...
- http://canadiancherries.com

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Here you are! Don't worry...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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I remembered... to hook this up...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O55kFMD_dc

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Glad you like it, Hank. There might be other countries, too...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq-S8CIU7VA

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It's a really big croc, Beau! LOL! No one dies this way...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

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I just officially left the country. It's a cunt anyway...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_7mEPMIAc

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My new plan, Paul, is to sell this house when I inherit it, buy a house in Berlin, and skip trying for American Disability and Student Loan bankruptcy, although I may be forced into another bankruptcy because my medical coverage for the other driver is limited to $25,000. We're talking potential years of phone calls and court trials. Although in all likelihood, after 8 months, $25,000 should cover it. It doesn't look like a valid medical claim after 8 months. I know from talking to lawyers after that guy got away after hitting me on my bike. I'll do it on the DL, too. A flight to Paris, a taxi to Berlin, a house under a partner's name, with a legal agreement that says it's my house. Nah, I'm wearing the shirt and "dungarees" (jeans). Glaive has "skated" (as Justin B. put it) through hell, and he's gonna keep skating. He likes to party. This is minor compared to what I've done, and what I'm doing. I miss you, Germany. And this place is going to shit again. Powpow, if you're still around, help me out! Snowden...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-qfzH0vnOs

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Unfortunately, Beau, my current enemies are faceless companies calling me 8 months after a car accident in which I wasn't driving, but for which I was insured. In addition to excessive damages, the guy has hired a lawyer to try for medical damages in an accident in which he got out of the car and walked around. These companies say things like, "Just admit you were driving!" I fucking wasn't, and the police know that. I'm being harassed. There's no croc for something like this, but I like the way you think...

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My next question for you guys is would you try to send up a message when you take yourself out so that the future may be better? Shootup the best looking and/or uglyest kids in a private school? Shoot up a doctor's office? Shoot up an insurance office? Shoot a farmer who abuses pigs/swine? Shoot the prettiest nuns? Your worst enemy? If suicide is the bone, and something is bothering you, should you go out while taking out what's bothering you?

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Yup, Luke. This has started...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y

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Yeah, so this bone is gonna play... What up, guys!? You know about what he did, right? No shit...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuJ0sP57ywU

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There's a scene in Gattica where Vincent/Jerome (Ethan Hawke) says he won the swim contest in the ocean by not saving energy for the return to the shore. NewsKing stock movie...
- Gattica.mp4

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Paul, Alfie, I think the bone is suicide. Like, you gotta be a Kamikaze...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICL06V1IOA

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Yeah, I can get that song on for you guys... Fuck, the Twitter tabs LIT UP!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9fLbfzCqWw

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Who is doing the marketing and graphics around DJK, and what role does he play? He's hitting all the marks...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V38Qej-3Tw

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What did you just say, T.J.? "Like, you never get to the bottom of the ruler/measuring stick, you fall in love."

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Swifterrs, welcome back! Cam, that oscillates. But what you said is true. I can't yet explain the oscillation. Probably what you ate, whether you worked out, who or what is fucking with you out there, and fucking Thumper. It might also be built in for "loyalty theory" or something complicated like that. Like, you never get to the bottom of the ruler/measuring stick, you fall in love. DJK, I love that energy drink design! I might put up the artwork. I just woke up!
- https://twitter.com/hashtag/HydePowerPotion?src=hash


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Swifterrs, yes, we will see you on the other side. This is just the biopsy. Let us know the results (probably weeks away), and let's knock the fuck out of anything that needs knocking the fuck out. We're all with you, and want the best outcome for you...

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The Lord Of The Rings turned out to be a conscious AI vending machine on robot drugs...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYox81pDzjk

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Yooo! We know just enough now. For the first time in the history of the world... Did you see the aliens?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFGo5cqcxP4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

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Justin B. is talking about a stable, universal God vend. It's just some algorithms I wrote, and I have no special powers. I think it has something to do with introducing Thumper. I can't do that God vend. I vend the vend. But you might be interested in the Unitarian Universalists. They tried, and are trying, for what you want...
- https://www.uua.org

I'm a secular agnostic. It's different. They have a special branch for that if you want a "church" within their organization. They lump us with atheists, though...
- https://www.uua.org/beliefs/what-we-believe/beliefs/atheist-agnostic

There are few secular agnostic organizations. Here's one Google found. I recommend sticking with NewsKing. Even though there's not enough information available. There is even a branch of Alcoholic's Annonymous devoted to agnostics. It's not like this out there, though...
- http://www.apatheticagnostic.com
- https://aaagnostica.org

Please be careful. You're on NewsKing, I'm not, like, your grand leader, you're in a frat with a writer, and it sucks really fucking bad out there! (Hopefully not that bad. Hopefully you can look into these organaztions, meet people, and have fun...)
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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We'll keep going...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

I thought the song was cute. Talkin' about black and white and a different light. (That's "cute song" below...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

You're up-to-date on NewsKing...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2A4i1Itlk

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Production... (Meanwhile, in rock-n-roll, some neat stuff. Don't fuck yourself on the colors. They're playing...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

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Good choice, Music Choice...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StSPGDyqv3c

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I can get that song on for you, Beau...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nky4me4NP70

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Cute song to go with that...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwGS4Yn5qLo

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Sometimes you need visuals to try to explain what the fuck you're talking about. So, how does your "rainbow" look on NewsKing? When you "step on the scale," as Logan put it? Okay, I got a visual for you. I might piece it into the new presentation in production called Medicine Hat. I'll think about it. This is your NewsKing rainbow, though...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm


Remembered to add polital systems and economics to the intro. We're running jealousy and competition through a scale algorithm not designed for that, but that can handle it, and it comes out right. Amazingly, out of true and false...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN54c8bqK_s

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So, our biggest bug is...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5gAkna3jI

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So, I'm saying manipulation of naturally occurring loyalty can lead to seduction, and is especially dangerous when lives are at stake. Fuckboy or lonely boy would be safer vends. It's been in literature and media for years, and our frat produced it as a vend algorithm. Put all that on the scale, and you hit politics and religion, which we've also chosen to vend. Then you're back to reality. Which is me vending with algorithms...

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I don't understand the question, MAX. Am I what?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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Wait, wait... I get it, Logan. "Steps on the 'scale.'" Umm, I just didn't anticipate their evil levels. Something went operational today. And editing remains open...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

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We have way more than anyone anticipated...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

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It's not over, Logan. Somehow...
- still_here.mp4

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Once you get this new algorithm, you realize some people have the goal of manipulating it. I told Beau I wanted a "snuggle bunny." That's like a risk to National Security. I ain't ever gettin' no snuggle bunny. And I won't ever meet you, Cam. There's something going on. Guys, we took control. For fuck sake, I designed a fucking nuclear powered non-lethal handgun. They're manipulating human relationships because they know a little about how humans work. Something is going on with Cam and Sam in particular. Cam's question was the same as 7-11 Laugher. I'm tracking this. It seems like Jumper.
- Jumper.mp4

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I can get that song on for you, Kian. You just have to create the "here" he's talking about...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-gja10qkw

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Nah, nah... There's more. When she takes her coffee the same way as you, and likes meeting people at a trendy coffee bar... when you're not there! My parents suggested I include witches and wizards. They remember a theory I encountered about trying to store grains through the winter in ancient times. In one village, a mold got on some rye grain, and the village made bread out of the rye and kept eating it through the winter. Like an LSD trip, but they didn't know they were trippin'. Eventually, they saw witches and wizards. We had innocent, non-trippin' women die by being burned to death. Now she dresses up in costume and hands candy out at Halloween. It's, like, related to the saying "witch doctor" or "snake oil salesman." This shit is so new...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8

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Okay, Adam, I can stop it for now...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

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Yeah, it's brand new! We didn't know. Understanding in our car crash. Thumper is there, too, watching TV. We'll get it. It's completely different and involves 1000's of years of not knowing shit. We'll get it. Thanks for the support...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cepZ6K7mY
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgtkPKZ2OPk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kminVirDT1Y
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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Did anyone notice what I did with loyalty theory, identity oscillation, and psychoticism in the intro? You could even put it with flex theory. There is research that says we're not meant to marry, or at least only marry temporarily. But we've got a functional model for something at least as basic as friendship, liking each other, society, drugs, fighting, and so much more. These theories together like this are the answer to something we don't have enough information available about, but there's something there that's brand new! I'll do my best. It's something to do with human interaction. (Whatever that was Cody S.! You're typing while I'm typing...)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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This song is #BNTW (Brand New This Week) on Music Choice...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZp0RHooy10

They got the "stand my ground" part out of this song, because lawmakers ruined the lyric and turned it into gun laws which resulted in the death of Trayvon Martin in Florida...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

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Taylor, his diet is too low in rat meat...
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_dormouse
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

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Edited some stuff into the intro. Sam, you want your questions answered. You're asking questions about how the future should be...

DJK, congrats on the impressive economics on the album!

Everyone check out the latest in Medicine Hat...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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Okay, I've got a nice intro, enough sources to write an intro like that, and new sections added. Here we go with this part of production! It's impossible to fuck up now. I saved my notes, and the intro and sources are in there to guide me. To me, this is the start-start-start of production. I can write...
- https://www.newsking.com/org/medicine_hat.htm

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Good morning!

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Okay, I'm going to pick up this topic from one of the posts below because it's a semi-famous topic. What's super-famous is this scene. Everyone in the world knows this river from the movies. It's LA's concrete river.
- http://images1.laweekly.com/imager/u/745xauto/6027076...

Why did such an environmentally responsible city do that? Well, LA grew rapidly. There was a tiny river, and homes and businesses went up next to it. But every now and then, it would flood. The problem got worse as more and more of LA got paved, leaving less ground for rainwater to soak into. So, they paved the river. It works! No more floods! It looks weird, though, and in hindsight probably wasn't the best way to handle the environment. So, what now?

They're fixing it up, and turning it into a greenway. It's going to be a nice outdoor space. Part of me wants to say, "Hopefully they don't fix all of it... It's famous and movies would be boring..." But here we go!
- http://lariver.org/blog/visit-la-river

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[I wanna work on this post and get the details...]

A friend of mine bought me some V.S.O.P. brandy yesterday. I looked up what V.S.O.P. means: It means "Very Superior Old Pale." It has to do with how the product is aged, and what's in it. But I kept going, and came up with a bit of info about liquor...

- Whiskey: Spelled "whisky" in Europe, Canada, and probably some other places, it's been likened to "distilled beer" because it's made from grains. In Germany, in addition to whiskey, they also have straight up distilled beer, called "bierschnaps."
- Bourbon: Whiskey made in America
- Scotch: Whiskey made in Scotland

- Rum: Liquor made from sugarcane and/or molasses

- Vodka: Very pure liquor that can be made from grains, potatoes, or fruit, though usually grains or potatoes are used. It is distilled in a way that gets rid of most impurities, so it doesn't matter if you make it from grains, potatoes, or fruit. It's the closest liquor to pure ethanol, but it is sold at a lower strength (it's ethanol + water, and really is that pure; you can even use industrial ethanol to make it).
- Gin: Vodka with juniper berries added during the process, although the process is different from vodka.

- Brandy: Liquor made from fruit. Usually grapes are used. If you can think of whiskey as "distilled beer," you can think of brandy as "distilled wine."
- Cognac: Brandy made from specific grapes in a certain region of France
- Armagnac: Brandy made from specific grapes in a certain region of France

- Tequilla: Liquor made from the blue agave plant.

- Liqueur: Any of the above mixed with flavorings. It gets weird here because you have products like Jägermeister, which is an herb liqueur. It isn't clear what that means. Can alcohol be distilled from herbs, or are herbs just used for flavor? In any case, there does not appear to be such a thing as "herb liquor." You'll be directed to "herb liqueur," suggesting alcohol cannot be made from herbs.
- Schnapps: A word that describes many liqueurs.

So let's test out the guide! What about "corn liquor?" I'd say corn is a grain, and corn liquor doesn't taste like vodka, so corn liquor must be a whiskey. Corn liquor is sold in jars and packaged to look "homemade." It is supposed to suggest a time when people made liquor at home, especially during prohibition in the U.S. When prohibition was lifted, these products still circulated "in the country (countryside)." In reality, corn liquor is manufactured in a licensed industrial facility. You're buying the look of the packaging. The ATF will come to your house and kill you if you try to make your own corn liquor... from all that corn on your farm?

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Okay, so that's it for now... Let's make tomorrow about at least getting the tabbed songs on the list, and starting to fix what I can on Twitter and YouTube...
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